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Clips from The Flintstones - Arthur Quarry's Dance Class (S01E01)

"- Barney. - Yeah, Fred."
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"Get off my feet."
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"- But it's easier to follow you this way. - Well, it ain't the right way."
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"Now get off."
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"And remember the tango is graceful..."
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"sinuous, smooth."
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"- Let's do it right. - Yeah, okay, Fred."
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"Now we got it."
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"Graceful, sinuous, smooth."
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"So much for the basic steps, Barney-boy. Now let's try some fancy stuff."
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"- Ready? - Yep."
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"Hold it, Fred."
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"Hold it. Wait a minute. Fred, let go."
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"Now what kind of a step is that?"
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"It's not a step, it's my sacroiliac."
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"- Don't worry, Barney. I'll adjust it for you. - No, Fred. Don't touch me, don't."
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"Come on, Barney. Don't be a sissy. I know how to fix it."
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"Now stop it, will you? Stop squirming, Barney."
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"Hold still."
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"- Fred. - Barney."
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"What are you two doing?"
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"We were just practicing some wrestling holds."
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"- Wrestling holds? - Sure. Weren't we, Barney?"
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"Yeah, like this one."
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"It's called the body slam."
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"I guess men are just boys that never grow up."
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"And if they keep this up, they won't grow any older either."
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"- Hey, Fred. - Yeah, Barney."
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"You know, I've been thinking. It's a cinch..."
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"we're not going to figure out how to dance from that book."
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"You know, I've been thinking the same thing."
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"Look, maybe we ought to go to one of those dancing schools?"
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"Now you're talking."
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"We'll drop in at the Arthur Quarry Dance School..."
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"right after work, and we'll sign up."
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"Yeah, okay, Fred. We'll stop by on the way home."
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"Here we are, Barney. Let's go in."
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"Gee, Fred, I'm kind of scared. Do you think we're doing the right thing?"
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"Do you want to take the girls to the dance?"
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"- But of course. - Then we're doing the right thing."
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"- There's no one here, Fred. Let's go home. - Wait a minute."
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"- Who's in charge? - Good evening, gentlemen."
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"Welcome to the Arthur Quarry Dance School."
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"- Can I help you, gentlemen? - Yes, ma'am, we want to learn to dance."
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"Well, you came to the right place."
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"We have a one year, all-inclusive course that will teach..."
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"One year? We haven't got that much time."
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"There's our six month course..."
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"but that doesn't include the Hopi Indian rain dance."
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"- The Hopi... - And if you ever met a Hopi Indian..."
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"you'd just be out of luck."
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"- We'll have to take that chance. - But, Fred..."
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"- We only got a week. - A week."
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"Then you'll need our crash course."
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"Four lessons a night, every night, and we might make it."
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"Good, we'll take it."
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"- But, Fred... - Stop interrupting, Barney."
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"- When do we start, lady? - Tonight, promptly at 8:30."
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"Barney-boy, we're all signed up."
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"We'll be a sensation on the dance floor by next week."
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"- But, Fred... - What is with this "But, Fred" stuff?"
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"What's on your mind?"
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"I was just wondering how we're going to get out of the house..."
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"every night this week."
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"Barney, how come you wait till now to tell me?"
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"You should've mentioned it before we signed up and paid out all that dough."
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"Well, I tried to tell you, Fred, but you wouldn't let me."
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"- I got another idea, Fred. - No, not again."
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"Why don't we join Joe Rockhead's Volunteer Fire Department?"
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"Okay, I know I'm a fool to ask..."
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"but what has Joe Rockhead's Volunteer Fire Department..."
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"got to do with our dancing lessons?"
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"Well, if we were volunteer firemen..."
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"we'd have to leave the house every time the fire bell rings."
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"And Rocky rings the bell every night at 7:30."
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"And how, if I might ask, does Rocky know..."
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"there's going to be a fire every night at 7:30?"
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"There's no fire, Fred. There's nothing to burn in Bedrock."
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"Everything is made of stone."
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"But it gives the volunteer firemen a chance to get out every night..."
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"and go bowling or play cards. You know, Fred, man stuff."
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"But with you and me, why, we could go to the dancing school every night."
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"- How long has this been going on, Barney? - A couple of months or so."
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"What do you think of the idea, Fred?"
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"- I think it's the most despicable... - I knew you'd say that."
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"...the most insidious... - I knew you'd say that."
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"...the most ingenious idea I ever heard."
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"- Let's join. - I knew you'd say that too."
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"Yeah, it's working out real swell, fellows."
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"To keep the department efficient..."
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"we have a mock alert every night at 7:30. Get it?"
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"When the bell rings, all the firemen report to the firehouse immediately."
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"Get it?"
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"If there's no fire, and there never is..."
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"we disband and go back home or wherever."
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"Most of the fellows go the "wherever" route."
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"- Are the rules clear? - Yeah, we got it."
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"Good. Now raise your right hand and take the oath."
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"Do you solemnly swear you will answer the fire bell whenever it rings..."
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"and never snitch on our brother firefighters?"
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"- We do. - Congratulations, men."
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"I'll see you at 7:30."
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"Dinner is ready, I wonder where Fred is."
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"Hey, Wilma!"
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"Get a load of this. Pretty nifty?"
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"What is it, Fred?"
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"It's my new fireman's outfit. I am now a volunteer fireman."
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"Volunteer fireman! But why, Fred?"
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"Because I feel it is my civic duty to protect the citizens of Bedrock."
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"Barney joined, too."
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"But, Fred, I don't ever remember seeing any fires in Bedrock."
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"Yes, but we in the department know that there's going to be a lot of them."
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"- Every night this week. - How do you know that, Fred?"
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"I can't tell you that, Wilma. It's a top secret."
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"They're up to something. But what?"
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"Fred, do you have to eat with that hat on?"
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"I got to be ready to scramble, as we say down at the firehouse."
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"Fred, will you stop looking at the clock?"
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"You'd think you were going somewhere."
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"Five, four, three, two..."
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