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Clips from The Flintstones - Arthur Quarry's Dance Class (S01E01)

"There it is! There's a fire somewhere!"
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"Duty calls. Neither sleet nor slush nor..."
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"Well, I'll see you later, Wilma."
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"How civic-minded can one get?"
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"Come on, Barney, let's go."
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"Coming, Fred. Wait for me."
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"We'll run down to the firehouse, Barney, it'll be quicker."
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"Betty, did you see that?"
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"See it. I got trampled in the rush."
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"I never saw firemen so happy about a fire before."
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"I guess they just love their work."
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"Nice work, fellows, you're really on the ball."
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"But it's a false alarm and you can all go..."
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"home."
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"Right, Chief."
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"Good night, Chief."
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"You know, I bet something like this could catch on all over the country."
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"It worked like a charm, Barney, didn't it?"
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"Yeah, that Joe Rockhead's a smart one."
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"And it's only a short walk to the dance school."
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"Right. We just do this for a week, and we're all set."
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"A week. Are you kidding?"
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"I don't ever intend to let my membership lapse..."
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"in this fine civic-minded organization."
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"Now, if you gentlemen will leave your coats here..."
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"we'll step into the classroom..."
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"and I'll introduce you to your dancing teachers."
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"Two charming young ladies."
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"Gee, Fred. Lady teachers. I don't think Betty would like that."
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"It's only a lesson, Barney, an education."
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"Well, I never met a girl yet that wasn't an education."
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"Mr. Flintstone..."
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"your teacher will be Miss Gravel."
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"How do you do, Mr. Flintstone?"
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"Likewise, I'm sure."
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"And, Mr. Rubble..."
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"this is Miss Pitchblend, who will be your partner."
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"Good evening, Mr. Rubble."
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"Welcome to our studio."
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"Barney. Say something!"
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"Hiya, partner."
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"Now, Mr. Flintstone, notice the diagram on the floor."
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"- The diagram. - That is the basic step."
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"Once we learn that, we're on our way. Aren't we?"
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"Are we?"
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"Now, will you please try it as I count off each step?"
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Ready?"
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"A one."
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"A two."
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"A three."
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"A four."
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"But, Mr. Rubble, it's all right."
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"You have to hold hands to dance."
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"Now, your other hand goes around my waist."
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"No, that I won't do."
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"Oh, boy. Why did I ever quit secretarial school?"
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"But, Betty, this is the fifth night in a row the boys have been out."
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"I never heard of so many fires."
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"I know, and always at 7:30."
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"I stopped by the firehouse this afternoon..."
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"but that Chief, Joe Rockhead, won't tell me a thing."
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"He said it was restricted information."
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"Since when is a fire a secret?"
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"There's something fishy about this, Betty."
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"- Fred is not that civic-minded. - Neither is Barney."
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"Look, come on over, Wilma."
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"I have an idea how to get our firemen home."
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"Now, this is your last night, Mr. Flintstone..."
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"and so far you've practically mastered the basic step."
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"Oh, it's nothing. Some guys just have it naturally."
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"Yes. Well, tonight we'll try to apply the basic step..."
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"to various dances."
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"First the waltz."
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"Waltzes. Phooey. I'm a progressive jazz cat myself."
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"Now, Mr. Rubble, since this is your last night..."
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"we'll review the dances you've learned, I mean tried."
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"- Let's start off with the fox trot. - Okay, fox trot."
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"- Mr. Rubble. - Yeah?"
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"The idea is to wait until the music starts."
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"Well, what's your idea, Betty? I'm desperate enough to try anything."
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"It's simple."
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"We'll turn in an alarm and watch our heroes in action right here."
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"That's a good idea."
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"Of course, it'll be a false alarm..."
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"but there's something false about those firemen, too."
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"- Go ahead and call, Betty. - Okay."
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"Operator, get me the Volunteer Fire Department, please."
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"Back of Joe Rockhead's garage."
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"Rockhead's Volunteer Fire Department. Chief Rockhead speaking."
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"A fire. Are you sure? Where?"
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"Yes, ma'am. We'll be right over."
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"Oh, my goodness, a real fire."
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"We never had one before. What'll I do?"
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"I know, I'll get the firemen."
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"Yeah, that's it, the firemen."
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"- All right, lady, where's the fire? - There is no fire."
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"Thank goodness. We forgot to bring the hose."
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"- You also forgot to bring our husbands. - Your husbands?"
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"Those eager beavers Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. Where are they?"
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"I guess they didn't hear the bell, lady."
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"You'll hear bells if you don't tell us where they are."
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"Yeah, telephone bells. When we call up your wives..."
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"and tell them what a bunch of phony fire-eaters you are."
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"No, lady, not that."
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"Please, lady, we got a good thing going."
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"Besides, we swore not to snitch."
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"Well, you snitch, or we snitch to your wives."
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"You brainwashed it out of me, lady."
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"They're at Arthur Quarry's Dance School."
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"Arthur Quarry's Dance School!"
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"- How are you doing, Barney-boy? - Great, Fred. Nothing to it."
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"- I like it. - Me, too."
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"Boy, won't Wilma and Betty be surprised."
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"- Hello, Fred. - Hello, Barney."
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"- Wilma! - Betty!"
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"All right, firefighter..."
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"don't just stand there with your mouth flapping."
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"Let's hear your story."
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"Yes, shorty, what do you got to say for yourself?"
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"- We did it for you girls, Betty. - That's right, we did it all for you girls."
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