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Clips from Disenchantment - The Pitter-Patter of Little Feet (S04E04)

"Hold my hand."
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"Okay. But I'm clammy."
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"[crackling]"
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"Uh-oh. [screams]"
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"[clanking]"
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"It's alive."
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"God damn you to Hell, Sorcerio!"
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"It's alive!"
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"-[grunts] -[Sorcerio] Ow!"
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"Take that, you bastard!"
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"♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪"
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"You gotta admit you kind of deserved that."
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"All right, who's next?"
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"Yoohoo!"
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"[gasps] Is that you, Freckles?"
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"You bet your fat ass it is."
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"[gasps]"
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"Yeah. Your wish came true."
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"Now start clapping while I make my astonishing entrance."
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"[scatting]"
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"Ta-da!"
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"Oh, Freckles, this is beyond my wildest dreams."
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"Drunk or sober."
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"It's all due to that goofy-looking wizard over there."
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"One minute I was doing nothing,"
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"then zippity-zing-zaparuni!"
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"-I'm alive! -[laughs]"
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"Wait a second. Sorcerio brought you to life?"
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"He's not a wizard, he's what happens when you sit in the tub too long."
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"But I did it. Jerry saw me."
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"And I see you now, too."
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"In light of this show of competence, might Sorcerio be forgiven"
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"for his decades of bumbling and treachery?"
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"Hell, I'll do better than that."
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"Give him another star sticker, Mop Girl."
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"I'm Broom Girl now."
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"Ooh! Pardon me, Your Majesty."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Sorcerio, I hereby elevate you"
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"to Grand Sorcerer of Dreamland."
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"And perhaps a small raise."
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"Or I could have you beheaded."
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"[laughs]"
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"-Who is this guy? I like him. -[laughs]"
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"I like parades."
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"That's it! Let's have one of them stupid parades to celebrate everything."
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"Tomorrow morning."
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"Elfo, can you go into town and, uh, invite the elves?"
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"You all know each other, right?"
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"Okay, that's pretty racist."
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"But yes, we do all know each other."
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"Anyway, the elves are having a top-secret midnight meeting tonight,"
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"so they'll be sleeping in."
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"You won't miss 'em, Zøg."
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"Their high-pitched voices are really, really annoying."
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"[elves clamoring]"
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"Calm down. Shut your wee mouths."
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"We all know that Dreamland Castle is rightfully ours,"
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"as is what lies beneath."
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"Then what are we waiting for, fellow elves?"
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"Why don't we just go grab this stuff?"
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"We can't because of the curse."
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"But once the royal øg line reaches its end"
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"and the curse is broken,"
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"whoever controls the throne, controls the special stuff."
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"Your words, not mine."
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"Now to separate Zøg and Beanie,"
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"I'll invade their dreams like a goddamn genie."
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"God, I'm creepy."
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"[all cheering]"
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"[marching band playing]"
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"Boy, everybody is so happy in Dreamland."
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"The local yokels, the royal yokels, me."
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"Eh, not Bean. She's all mad and lonely."
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"Shut up, Freckles!"
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"Holy mackerel! You're floundering over there."
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"Your love life is completely underwater."
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"You're looking for love in all the wrong fishes."
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"[laughs]"
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"I don't know what you're talking about,"
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"but it's always a zing with you, ain't it?"
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"Dad, don't encourage him. It'll just give him ideas."
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"Hey, that gives me an idea."
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"How about we wrap up Bean's pity party here"
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"with a roast of you, Zøg?"
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"What do you mean, "a roast"?"
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"Ooh, ooh, I know, a comedy roast."
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"It's me being insulted by today's sharpest comedic minds."
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"It's like when you toss a guy in a pit and throw rocks down on him."
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"But instead of rocks, it's jokes,"
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"and instead of screaming, there's laughter."
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"But you hate being teased."
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"The last guy who teased you, you threw in a pit."
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"And then you filled the pit with boulders."
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"[babbling]"
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"That was the old me."
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"No longer a man of rocks. I'm a man of peace."
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"Okay, but then, what are you doing with those boulders?"
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"Never mind about those."
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"[Freckles] Good evening, nobles and numbskulls."
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"Tonight, we're here to poke fun at King Zøg,"
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"and I want to start by thanking him for making it so easy."
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"Let's face it. We all know why Zøg became king."
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"The job of village idiot was taken."
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"[laughing]"
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"[all laughing]"
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"Our first comedian is no stranger to being insulted."
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"Elfo the elf."
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"Uh… [chuckles nervously]"
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"[clears throat] Okay."
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"[clears throat] I'm sort of new at this, so--"
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"[Luci burps]"
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"[clears throat]"
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"-Can it. I-- -All right, that was Elfo, everybody."
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"-[all applauding] -No, I haven't even started."
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"-Zøg, right? [laughs] -No, that's not… You just burped."
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"That's not fair."
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"-You had your time. -No, I didn't."
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"You had your time. It was a very funny joke and we all laughed."
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"-No-- -So, Zøg!"
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