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Clips from Disenchantment - The Pitter-Patter of Little Feet (S04E04)
"-[Elfo] No-- -[Luci] My man!"
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry. If I could just get your attention, please."
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"I'm in the middle of my set right now. You're interrupting my flow."
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"That's… [sighs] Okay. Hi, I'm Elfo."
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"[man coughs]"
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"-I thought that'd hit a little harder-- -Right. Okay, that was Elfo, everybody."
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"No, that's not… Nuh-uh. I'm not--"
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"The seven o'clock show is completely different than the ten o'clock show."
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"-That's us… -Come on back."
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"[Elfo] I've got a tight 50 minutes, so…"
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"-And the clock-- -All right. You'll do it later."
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"-All right, guys. -No."
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"-If you're driving, don't drink-- -[shouting] Excuse me!"
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"Let me finish!"
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"Whoa, okay."
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"So, I'm gonna start again."
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"Hi. I'm Elfo."
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"Okay. I thought maybe the second time 'cause, you know…"
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"-Okay-- -So, Zøg, right?"
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"I mean, this guy, he's like…"
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"[babbling]"
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"Doesn't Zøg kind of sound like he's drowning or he's choking on soup?"
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"[Luci chuckles]"
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"-Boo! -What you be booing me for?"
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"-I don't know. -This is solid material."
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"-Boo! -You can't boo me."
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"Can you guys please not do this on stage?"
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"If you want to come down, you can do it."
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"It's getting really embarrassing right now."
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"No, this is a roast."
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"-We're roasting each other. -I know."
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"But if you're gonna fight back and forth, do it separately."
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"Come up here for the comedy."
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"Okay. Somebody had a bad set."
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"I'm not trying to do a set."
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"I'm gonna step back down 'cause I'm not trying to"
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"prove myself in some masculine way."
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"Okay. The queen of comedy is chiming in like she knows what's up."
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"-Let's hear your one-liners. -Yeah."
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"-I don't have any. -Hey, so, Bean, right?"
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"It's like, "What is she? A vegetable?""
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"-Ho! -[chuckles]"
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"-Nailed it. -Beans. [chuckles]"
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"What is this? Ironic hipster comedy?"
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"Somebody get me a fat joke."
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"Sorry. We're just… And then we're working up to a bit. Uh…"
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"[all scatting]"
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"Yikes! Meet me at midnight."
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"Get Dinky first. [grunts]"
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"[scatting continues]"
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"I don't want to put any notions in your head,"
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"but if I was you, I wouldn't trust Bean no more."
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"-Whoo! -Yeah! [chuckles nervously]"
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"Please don't throw that boulder."
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"[crickets chirping]"
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"This was not the makeover I had in mind."
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"[eerie music playing]"
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"Bean's so predictable."
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"One, she's gonna come over here."
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"Two, she's gonna say, "Shut up, Freckles.""
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"Three, she's gonna say you're crazy."
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"And four, she's gonna try and stop you from throwing that boulder."
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"-Hey, Dad. -One."
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"-Shut up, Freckles! -Two."
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"-So, crazy night, huh? -Three."
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"[muttering angrily]"
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"-Dad, please put the boulder down. -Four!"
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"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, from the bottom of my heart."
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"This has been my best and only complete performance ever."
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"-[Zøg grunting] -Oh, no!"
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"[all screaming]"
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"[Zøg yelling]"
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"-Okay, I got rid of Beanie. -What?"
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"Well, I mean, she ain't gonna bother you no more."
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"Now, if we could get into your past, we could see what's really troubling you."
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"I don't know."
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"My motto is I leave my brain alone, and it leaves me alone."
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"Why the hell would I want to do that?"
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"So I could find what I want."
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"I mean, so I can probe you for your repressed memories."
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"Yeah."
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"[Zøg groans]"
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"Oh, you just close your eyes, Zøggy."
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"[to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"] ♪ Sleep, little king ♪"
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"♪ It's not hard to do ♪"
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"♪ But I'd be careful if I was you ♪"
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"♪ The things you hide While you're wide awake ♪"
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"♪ Stand out in your dreams for me to ♪"
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"♪ Take ♪"
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"[snoring]"
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"[ominous music playing]"
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"[Zøg snoring]"
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"[muttering]"
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"Oh, no… [babbling]"
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"Repressed memories! [yells]"
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"Oh, Freckles. Thank God you woke me up."
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"I was having a nightmare. [burps]"
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"What? The kitchen ran out of butter?"
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"No, it was about my childhood."
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"The kitchen ran out of pizza?"
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"Quit joking around. This is serious."
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"Come on, let's take a walk."
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"Or, in your case, a waddle. [chuckles]"
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"You're having nightmares 'cause you repress your memories"
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"instead of sharing 'em with good friends like me."
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"Freckles, your good friend."
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"Uh, I guess I haven't had anyone I can really share with"
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"since my big brother Yøg."
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"My big brother Yøg! That's me and Yøg there."
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"[grumbles]"
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"Wait a minute. This is still a goddamn dream, ain't it?"
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"Nothing gets by you, eh, professor?"
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"Now, shut up and let's see why this is locked away in your brain."
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"[wheels turning]"
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"[thudding]"
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"-[people exclaiming] -[clucking]"
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"[Freckles] Look out, poor people! Spoiled brats coming through!"
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"[laughs]"
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"Little trivia. One of these races is how Old Man Touchy lost his eyes."
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"[young Zøg] Somebody invent brakes, quick!"
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