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Clips from The Great North - The Yawn of the Dead Adventure (S02E02)

"♪ Look up there ♪"
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"♪ What do you see? ♪"
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"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"Good morning."
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"What? Oof. Sorry, everyone."
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"I know I usually give you a little more to work with"
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"at breakfast, enthusiasm-wise,"
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"but the darkest days of the Alaskan winter"
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"make old Judy Tootie less fresh and more moody than usual."
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"Yes, 24 hours of near total darkness have a way"
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"of wreaking havoc on a person's mental state."
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"But hey, that's the price we pay"
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"to live a life of hard work in a hostile environment."
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"Do you guys remember the sun?"
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"It was like a big, dumb lamp in the sky"
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"you didn't have to turn on."
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"Lady Daylight will return."
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"At peak summer, it's only dark for 45 minutes a day."
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"Makes going to the drive-in almost impossible."
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"Well, at least during the light days"
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"we don't have to worry about..."
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"lumber zombies."
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"- Wolf, mmm."
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"Do we have to hear the lumber zombie story again?"
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"Yeah, it's scary, and also probably"
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"just a dumb local legend."
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"Uh, agree to disagree, Jude-etee."
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"I think you mean rad-ass, local-true real thing"
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"that absolutely happened."
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"It all started way back in the 1800s..."
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"- Wolf, this story upsets... - Not now, Ham. I'm telling a story."
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"See, the Lone Moose Logging Company,"
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"tired of having to shut down business during the dark days,"
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"devised an evil plan to create a mindless workforce"
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"that could 'jack in total darkness and never get tired."
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"- Did you just shorten lumberjack to 'jack? - Yeah."
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"They needed guys who could 'jack from dusk till dawn."
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"So they started doing horrible experiments."
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"But they made one fatal mistake."
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"They accidentally created lumber zombies."
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"And they were like, "You just slapped the salmon, log boss,"
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"'cause I'm a zombie!""
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""No, get off of me!""
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""No, you get off!" "Quit it!""
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""Argh, I'm gonna eat your damn butt cheeks!""
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"Well, y-you get it."
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"And some say that lumber zombies survive to this day,"
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"waiting for the darkest time of the year,"
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"to emerge once again and create more zombies."
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"One minute you're minding your own business,"
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"sucking on a snowball,"
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"next minute, you're jackin' for all of eternity."
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"Where's the proof?"
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"Well, all kinds of weird stuff happens"
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"during the dark days--"
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"people going missing, strange accidents,"
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"delivery orders get mixed up and you get pad Thai"
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"for someone named "Jeft.""
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"It's got to be lumber zombies."
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"No. The strange stuff always has a rational explanation."
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"People are sleepy, so they make mistakes."
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"The constant darkness causes them to feel detached"
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"and lose their grip on reality,"
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"just don't do that."
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"Maybe we should stop talking about this."
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"Sorry, Moon, I know the lumber zombie story scares you."
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"Not anymore. That was when I was a kid."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have to go get my lucky puffy penguin pencil topper"
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"because I have a test today."
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"I know Moon says he's not scared,"
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"but keep an eye on him."
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"You know what, Dad? If it's all right with you,"
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"I'm gonna keep both eyes on him."
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"In fact, you should all keep an eye on each other,"
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"since today I undertake a 24-hour rest"
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"on the shortest day."
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"Ah, yes, the Beef Sleep."
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"A time where I allow the body and mind to recuperate"
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"from working so hard the rest of the year."
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"I get it, it's like when I drink a 5-hour Energy."
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"After a very, very, very, very, very fun five hours,"
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"- I'm unconscious for two days. - Indeed."
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"See you on the other side."
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"At last, my rejuvenation is at hand."
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"Now, to await sleep's tender embra..."
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"It's so foggy."
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"This is ice fog."
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"Early settlers called it "white death,""
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"which was also what the Alaska natives"
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"called the early settlers."
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"Well, have a good day that looks like night."
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"Don't let the lumber zombies bite."
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"- Aah! It's okay, Moon."
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"- It's only Debbie. - I know."
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"- I was just startled. - Do you want us to sing you"
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"your super-brave boy nighty-night song?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"What do you want, Debbie?"
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"Oh, I've just been meaning to tell you"
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"that your nostrils look like two little fireplaces."
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"Oh, it's so hard for him to admit that he's freaked out."
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"Sometimes it's hard for me to admit"
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"I still haven't figured out"
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"the pronunciation of cinnamon."
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"Oh, my God, I got it! I pronounced cimmanin..."
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"cimanin..."
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"- Oh, no, it's gone. - Kima! Wait up!"
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"Huh. Huh..."
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