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Clips from Central Park - Celeste We Forget (S02E02)

"♪ Every product A to Z Is absolutely free ♪"
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"♪ It's just a cheat for the rich elite ♪"
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"- ♪ Take one or two, Paige ♪ - Nope."
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"- ♪ You'll look good as new, Paige ♪ - Is that so?"
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"♪ Just wait and see ♪"
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"♪ It's a cure-all remedy ♪"
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"- ♪ Roll on this lip balm ♪ - Wait. What kind is that?"
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"- ♪ Exfoliate with this bath bomb ♪ - Oh, that smells good."
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"♪ Scent of eucalyptus leaf ♪"
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"♪ From the pouch of a kangaroo ♪"
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"Are you serious? I love kangaroos."
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"♪ What about a home face-lift? ♪"
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"- They can do that? - ♪ We can do it in five minutes ♪"
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"- ♪ That's pretty darn fast ♪ - ♪ Take my word ♪"
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"♪ Essential oils will bring you Health and fortune too ♪"
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"♪ Okay, just oil me up ♪"
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"♪ Take one or two, Paige Why not a few, Paige? ♪"
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"♪ It might not be hoi polloi ♪"
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"♪ But relax, indulge, enjoy ♪"
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"♪ Our latest convert ♪"
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"♪ A little luxury never hurt ♪"
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"♪ With her new makeover ♪"
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"♪ Watch Paige take over ♪"
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"Wow! I look like I've had more than two nights of good sleep in the past decade."
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"- I'm coming to you the rest of my life. - Yeah."
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"Well, at my salon this will cost you $900."
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"Whoa. What if I only have, like, $20?"
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"For 20, you can get a sparkling water and a copy of my memoir,"
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"Vance Like No One's Watching."
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"Didn't realize that bathroom break was gonna turn into a pit stop for flan."
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"- We lost some time there. - A lot of people don't know this,"
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"but flan actually makes you walk faster."
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"Good point. We should go back and get another one."
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"- Going back. - No, no. We're not going back."
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"Oh, no. The app says the flower might bloom five minutes earlier than scheduled."
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"Let's get a move on, people. Look alive! We're gonna see that death flower."
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"Ah, my sweet jowl tightener."
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"It's not easy to maintain the jawline of a Greek goddess."
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"You're lucky they still have some. I would've taken it out on you."
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"There's a shocker."
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"I'm gonna need one more because I want it."
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"I'm only standing here so someone doesn't notice me, but thank you."
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"- Sorry, everyone. - Shh, shh!"
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"We're all out of our patented jowl tightener,"
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"but we've still got plenty of our knee calming ointment left."
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"And I'm casually walking this way."
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"Have fun with your potato sack faces, losers."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a victory pee."
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"I know you're really happy, but use the toilet this time."
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"Fine, but I'm going to pretend you're down there."
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"[sighs]"
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"Blister. Blister. Callus."
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"Ooh, blister on callus. Callus on blister."
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"Hi, I'm Paige. I'm Cole's mom."
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"Cole? Cole? Oh, the dog kid, right."
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"No offense, but you look too poor to be in here."
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"- Oh, I am by a lot. Band-Aid? - Oh, thank you."
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"They're giving out a bunch at the pimple popper booth."
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"So gross but so satisfying."
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"Uh, so, I can tell by your face and your feet that you're miserable."
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"How would you like to help me take out your terrible boss?"
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"- What are you, an assassin? - No, I'm a writer."
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"Wait, do I look like an assassin?"
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"No, you have too much yogurt on your pants."
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"[Birdie] Oh, you see that? That oh-so-casual glance? Ping."
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"Paige knows this is her chance to check Bitsy's phone and tie her to the mayor."
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"Go, team Paige!"
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"I hope we get out of here soon."
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"I've had enough of this wrinkle convention."
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"All you have to do is let me check out Bitsy's phone"
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"for, like, two seconds, so I can peek at what numbers are in there"
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"while you nonchalantly look at some neck butter."
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"Sorry, that's not gonna happen."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no."
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"What? What, what, what?"
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"Someone took the bag with all of Bitsy's jowl tightener."
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"I guess that makes sense."
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"This is literally a room full of greedy, materialistic monsters."
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"[sighs] Well, world, it's been nice knowing you."
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"Who am I kidding? No, it hasn't."
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"Oh, my God. We're so close. I'm so excited."
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"Let's put the pedal to the metal so we can see some petals."
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"I haven't seen Dad this excited since he took us to that documentary about soil."
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"- Oh, right, Lorenzo's Soil. - Oh, double Dutch!"
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"Look at them go."
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"I've always wanted to learn how to do that."
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"Figured I'd start at single Dutch and work my way up."
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"Did you kids know I used to be a champion double Dutcher?"
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"Did I mention this flower blooms only once every seven years?"
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"Wait, Grandma, can you seriously double Dutch?"
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"Not three years. Not five years. Seven years."
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"You bet I can. And you know who else can?"
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"- Your father. - Wait, what?"
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"You kids ready to see your pops do some funky hops?"
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"No, no. I don't do that anymore. And also, we're kind of in a rush."
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"Remember when I was talking about that five seconds ago?"
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"Oh, come on, honey. You know you wanna get your Dutch on."
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"I've heard of a Dutch oven, but a Dutch Owen?"
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"Well, I used to be pretty good, actually. Wait, why is that so hard to believe?"
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"- Because of your body? - [panting]"
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"- She's got a point. - Okay, fine. One run, but that's it."
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"Girls, pick it up a little, will ya? Us seniors need to get our blood pumpin'."
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"I'm actually not a senior. I'm a middle-aged man."
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"- Okay, that's fast. - Isn't this fun, Owen?"
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"- Double Dutchin'? - [sighs]"
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"♪ It's just we gotta go, we gotta go We're gonna miss the flower show ♪"
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"♪ Baby, you know I know you know You love this jumpin' toe to toe ♪"
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"♪ Can't double Dutch We're in a rush ♪"
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"♪ Although I'm pretty sure I'm crushing it ♪"
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"- Look at him go. - Wow. Those spaghetti legs don't quit."
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"Come on, please? Sing the song, please?"
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"[sighs] Okay, but just for a bit."
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"♪ Going to the candy store Gonna buy some candy for ♪"
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"♪ My brother and my sister And my best friend Scott, Scott ♪"
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"♪ Scott's an astronaut, naut Goes to space a lot, lot ♪"
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"♪ Met a pretty alien And so they tied the knot, knot ♪"
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"♪ Moved to Quebec Bought a discotheque ♪"
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"♪ Everyone in Canada wears Fancy turtlenecks ♪"
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"♪ Turtles neckin' on the docks Now they're petting in the park ♪"
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"♪ Huggin' and a kissing Making babies after dark ♪"
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