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Clips from Central Park - Celeste We Forget (S02E02)

"♪ Turtle babies, turtle babies Turtle babies here and there ♪"
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"♪ Turtle babies, turtle babies Turtle babies everywhere ♪"
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"♪ Turtle baby army Run ♪"
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"[panting]"
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"- [pants] - [pants]"
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"- My knees said stop two minutes ago. - But your heart said keep goin'."
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"Wow, Dad. That was incredible. You were almost athletic."
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"It was like watching a plastic bag flap around in the wind."
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"I couldn't take my eyes off you."
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"Oh, no. The flower's blooming now. Look, the skulls."
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"- We're gonna miss it opening. - Oh, my little Oweenie. I'm sorry."
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"You know what? Don't "my little Oweenie" me right now."
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"This is Manhattanhenge all over again."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We made it to Manhattanhenge. It was beautiful."
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"Mom, we weren't even going to Manhattanhenge."
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"We were going to get me the Micro Street Sweeper."
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"But you probably don't even remember that."
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"I'd saved my allowance for months to buy"
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"the Limited Edition Official New York Department of Sanitation"
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"Micro Street Sweeper."
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"It looked just like the real thing, only tiny."
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"The sweeper brush spun. They had itty-bitty license plates."
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"So a kid could, for just a moment,"
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"pretend he was the guy up at the crack of dawn"
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"- keeping the New York streets spotless. - [camera clicks]"
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"I wanted one so bad, but you insisted we stop for Manhattanhenge."
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"By the time we got there, they were sold out."
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"Right, the street sweepers."
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"I had to make you sanitation truck-shaped pancakes for weeks"
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"before you forgave me."
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"But we still had fun, right?"
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"[sighs] Sort of, but sometimes the real fun of going someplace"
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"is actually doing what you plan to do."
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"And getting to the place on time."
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"- I don't know about that. - Well, I do."
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"♪ Livin' life systematically ♪"
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"♪ Plannin' each day pragmatically ♪"
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"♪ That's my MO And wouldn't ya know ♪"
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"♪ That to "go with the flow" Well, it's not my style ♪"
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"♪ Once upon a time you told a fairy tale ♪"
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"♪ To me it was a very cautionary tale ♪"
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"♪ A Piggy trio fable And the third was super anal ♪"
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"♪ Kept the end from gettin' fatal And that's why ♪"
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"♪ I'm a big fan of havin' a plan ♪"
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"♪ And I plan to control what I can ♪"
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"♪ Like to have a plan A and B Better yet, a plan C and D ♪"
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"♪ I'm a big fan of havin' a plan ♪"
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"♪ It's a big part of the man I am ♪"
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"♪ I don't understand type B So wait and see ♪"
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"♪ You'll benefit from havin' a plan ♪"
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"♪ I know you think I'm gettin' All out of sorts ♪"
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"♪ My undies must be twisted Inside my shorts ♪"
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"♪ But, Ma, I'm only stressin' 'Cause I'm not a fan of guessin' ♪"
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"♪ So it's time that I'm confessin' Somethin' you should know ♪"
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"♪ The reason that I'm acting tyrannical ♪"
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"♪ Is more than The aforementioned botanical ♪"
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"♪ I wanna prove that waitin' For a thing that's fascinatin' ♪"
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"♪ Is worth all the coordinatin' and ergo ♪"
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"[Celeste] ♪ You're a big fan of havin' a plan ♪"
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"♪ And I'm tryin' to understand ♪"
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"♪ That a plan is your cup of tea ♪"
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"- ♪ I'm a type A ♪ - ♪ And I'm type B ♪"
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"♪ You're a big fan of havin' a plan ♪"
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"♪ And you thrive with a plan in hand ♪"
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"♪ And, baby, I've come to see Maybe you'll agree ♪"
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"♪ It's fine to think differently ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause there's fun in never knowing What could come ♪"
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"♪ What could change At the turn of a corner ♪"
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"♪ And in the spur of any moment ♪"
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"♪ One could end up dancin' In a secret disco ♪"
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"♪ Like when I met your father On that magical night ♪"
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"♪ And that's how you came to be ♪"
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"- ♪ You're a big fan of havin' a plan ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪"
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"♪ And I'm proud of my plannin' man ♪"
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"- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ - ♪ And you plan for your family ♪"
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"- ♪ Even all my riffs are planned ♪ - ♪ You're a type A and I'm a type B ♪"
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"- ♪ You're a big fan of havin' a plan ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪"
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"♪ And I'm proud of my plannin' man ♪"
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"- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ - ♪ I love my little plannin' man ♪"
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"- ♪ Good thing I'm a big fan ♪ - [vocalizing]"
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"♪ Of having ♪"
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"♪ A plan ♪"
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"♪ Having a plan ♪"
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"Oh, my little Oweenie. I get it now."
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"All this time, I thought I was trying to spice things up by being unexpected."
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"But maybe what you really needed was to get exactly what you expected."
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"I'm sorry, honey. I'm gonna make this up to you."
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"We may miss the flower blooming, but we're not missin' that stink."
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"Come on, kids! Let's go!"
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"Oh, this is very, very bad."
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"That jowl cream was her Christmas morning, her birthday,"
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"and her tax refund day all in one little jar."
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"- Want mine? - [gasps] You have some jowl tightener?"
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"- Nuh-uh-uh. I wanna trade. - [groans] Name your price."
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"- Jar of cream for minute with phone. - Mmm. Nope, can't do it."
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"Come on. Wouldn't it be fun to take her down?"
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"Of course it would. You have no idea how many times"
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"I've fantasized about stabbing Bitsy in the back."
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"And also in her front and in her side. But I just can't."
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"But she's so mean to you."
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"Look, there's a good chance I'm in her will."
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"Well, not a good chance, but a chance."
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"And I've sacrificed too much happiness to risk throwing away her trust in me now."
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"Okay. Okay, I get it. Hard to compete with millions in inheritance."
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"Tell Cole I said hi and that we got new poop bags."
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"They smell like lavender, his suggestion."
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"- You got a weird son. - Thanks. I agree. [sighs]"
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"- Take it. I don't want it. - Really?"
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"I don't need it. I mean, maybe I need it, but you need it more."
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"- Thanks. - [groans]"
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"You're still holding it."
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"I need to check on Bitsy, make sure she didn't fall in the toilet."
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"If she did, flush."
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"We're here."
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"Wait, the line's closed? Dang it. We're too late."
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"Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry. This is all my fault."
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"It's okay, Mom. [sighs] At least the kids had fun."
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"Okay, let's go home."
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"♪ Seven years we'll have to wait ♪"
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