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Clips from Central Park - Celeste We Forget (S02E02)

"with the east-west streets of Manhattan and sets perfectly between the buildings."
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"When Owen was little, they almost missed it"
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"because Celeste started a sing-along on the bus."
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"It was incredible. Everyone knew the words to "Ease on Down the Road.""
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"There's more to the story, but I'm not gonna tell you now"
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"because this relationship's starting to feel a little one-sided."
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"I'm kidding. It's for dramatic effect. Ooh."
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"Okay, everybody, let's go. Including Grandma."
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"She's coming too, which is totally fine."
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"- [gasps] Do you know what I just realized? - What?"
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"There's a great sock store on the way that's having a sale."
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"[gasps] Sock store! Sock store!"
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"Sock store! Sock store!"
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"Nope. Sorry, we're going straight to the flower."
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"- But we chanted it. - Yeah."
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"Does chanting mean nothing to you, Dad?"
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"Sorry. No stops, no socks. There's no time for any of that."
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"Also, no dropping in on an old friend."
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"No slowing down to photograph a sewer cover that looks like a face."
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"You know that sewer cover looked exactly like Kelsey Grammer."
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"Everybody at mah-jongg said so."
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"All right. The Tick Tick Bloom app says the clock is ticking."
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"So let's get a move on. Today is a day about maximum smell."
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"Maximum smell? This is New York. Just inhale."
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""Tongue thinners. Ankle brightener. Earlobe smoothing cream.""
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"Oh, cool, just a barrel of new insecurities. Thank you."
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"But when in Rome…"
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"- [Bitsy] I'm what? - [gasps] Bitsy?"
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"What do they mean I'm your plus-one? You're a zero."
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"I can't be a zero's plus-one. What's going on?"
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"Why is Bitsy so confused, you ask? Let me explain."
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"There was a little incident last year."
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"Bitsy went bonkers when the gifting suite ran out of lash extensions"
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"made from Bolivian weasel whiskers."
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"She doesn't know Helen had to work overtime to get her back in"
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"because Bitsy actually got kicked off the invite list."
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"Helen's hoping they don't run out of a new jowl tightener"
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"made from chinchilla dung, because if they do, Bitsy will lose it again."
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"Marvin, my story is changing."
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"Are you playing that game where you say words editors hate?"
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"Just listen. Bitsy Brandenham is here."
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"It's the perfect opportunity to get a peek at her phone"
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"to prove she's the one calling the mayor."
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"- I just have to figure out how to do it. - You shouldn't do it. That's how."
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"- I gotta go. I'm going undercover. - Paige, no!"
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"Hello, disguise. Ow!"
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""Laser eyelid tanner." None of those words belong together."
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"I love taking the train because people just mind their own business."
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"[loudly] You can scream whatever you want and nobody even looks up!"
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"Kids, your turn. Try it."
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"- No, Mom, I don't think they wanna-- - [shouts] I love my grandma!"
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"- Okay, good. Got it out of your system. - Smurfs don't have nipples!"
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"See, they didn't even flinch. You kids are fun."
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"- Not as uptight as some people. - I am not uptight."
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"[man on PA] Transfer available for the A, C or D train."
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"The express is arriving. That'll get us there faster."
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"Everybody up. We're changing trains. Up and out in an orderly fashion."
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"Yep, not uptight. Just normal, calm, cool train guy over here."
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"We're moving. We're talking. We're talking while we're moving."
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"Oh, whoop, whoop!"
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"These djembe drums are taking me back to my trip to Ghana!"
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"Ah, no. Mom, no. We gotta move."
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"- Move like this? [humming] - Uh, no. It's more like this."
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"All right. Good dancing. Now let's dance toward the express."
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"Pick up the beat? We're in a rush to see the corpse flower."
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"I'm sure you understand. Go, go, go! Right this way. Come on!"
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"We barely made it. That was exhilarating."
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"- You feel that, kids? - [sighs] What a rush!"
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"I feel alive! It's fun taking the train with Grandma. Right, Dad?"
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"Yep, yep. So fun!"
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"This is a totally joyful experience. Totally full of joy."
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"Okay. The botanical garden is this way."
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"You know, before we go, I have one request."
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"- Oh, boy. - No, no, no."
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"It's just that you were in such a rush to leave the house,"
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"I didn't wanna slow you down."
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"And I never got a chance to go to the bathroom."
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"- Let a lady pee, Dad. - Oh, Mom, I'm sorry."
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"Of course you can go pee."
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"That's why I always evacuate before I evacuate."
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"Let's find you a bathroom. Just trying to think of where."
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"Well, I happen to know where they have the cleanest bathrooms in New York."
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"And don't worry, it's on the way."
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"Ah! A clean New York City bathroom and a flower that smells like death."
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"- That's two wonders in one day. - Oh, my Lord."
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"That sewer cover looks just like Suzanne Somers."
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"- The gals are not gonna believe this. - Okay, let's keep moving."
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""Snail lip goo." Disgusting. Load up."
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"- These bags are getting heavy. - Giddyap, swag mule. Giddyap."
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"I want to try out the edible mascara before the hungry uggos get to it."
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"- [groans] - Wow, "swag mule.""
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"She must really hate Bitsy. Maybe she's my way in."
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"Hello. Would you like to try our essential oils"
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"to break up the tension in your face?"
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"- Uh, sure. - Oh, you're not supposed to…"
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"Oh, God! What was that?"
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"…drink it. That's essence of wombat urine."
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"[gags, coughs] Ah! [coughs]"
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"Oh, God. Is this a Poison Control situation or--"
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"or just a future diarrhea situation? [gagging, coughing]"
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"Who's that choking idiot? She looks familiar."
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"You really want me to turn around? I'm holding so many bags."
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"Oh, boo-hoo!"
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"[coughing]"
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"Hello, and welcome to Vance's Vantastic Vance-overs."
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"- What's your name? - Uh, Paige."
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"You look like a page"
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"of a tired little book that needs to be Vanced into something fresh and new."
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"Oh, no. I, uh-- [stammers] I don't think I need to get Vanced."
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"♪ I can tell you are a skeptic By the lines you have right there ♪"
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"♪ But I'll make you a believer ♪"
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"♪ Once I get you in my chair ♪"
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"Oh, that's not necessary."
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"- ♪ Put on this lotion ♪ - ♪ Prefer my store brand ♪"
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"- ♪ It's a magical potion ♪ - ♪ It's stinging my hands ♪"
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"♪ It won't take off a year ♪"
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"♪ It'll take a dang century ♪"
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"♪ I'm just trying to hide ♪"
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"- ♪ Rub in this ointment ♪ - ♪ I'm gonna say no ♪"
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"- ♪ A mani-pedi appointment ♪ - My feet aren't that gross."
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