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Clips from Workaholics - Best Buds (S04E04)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 4, Episode 9 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 533 clips
Comedy
Here, the cubs from a local pride of lions...
"Here, the cubs from a local pride of lions..."
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- Oh, my God! - Dude, what?
"- Oh, my God! - Dude, what?"
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I just realized that tomorrow's Wednesday,
"I just realized that tomorrow's Wednesday,"
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and Karl's gonna bring our brick o' bud.
"and Karl's gonna bring our brick o' bud."
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Oh, and he's excited. That's cute.
"Oh, and he's excited. That's cute."
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Oh, that's really cute, Adam.
"Oh, that's really cute, Adam."
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Hey, guess what, guys.
"Hey, guess what, guys."
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My cuteness has nothing to do with this.
"My cuteness has nothing to do with this."
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Thanks for thinking I'm cute, though,
"Thanks for thinking I'm cute, though,"
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but it has nothing to do with this, 'cause what I'm saying is,
"but it has nothing to do with this, 'cause what I'm saying is,"
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we didn't even smoke this week's weed!
"we didn't even smoke this week's weed!"
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- Whoa. - I pride myself on being a real pothead.
"- Whoa. - I pride myself on being a real pothead."
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We've never gone a week without killing a brick,
"We've never gone a week without killing a brick,"
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so let's smoke all of it tonight!
"so let's smoke all of it tonight!"
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You want to smoke all that tonight?
"You want to smoke all that tonight?"
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- Yeah, man. - No, dude. He's right.
"- Yeah, man. - No, dude. He's right."
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We should smoke like no pothead's ever smoked before.
"We should smoke like no pothead's ever smoked before."
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How?
"How?"
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We should have...
"We should have..."
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A bong fire.
"A bong fire."
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- Yeah! - All right.
"- Yeah! - All right."
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What does that mean exactly?
"What does that mean exactly?"
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We're gonna burn all of our weed in a bonfire?
"We're gonna burn all of our weed in a bonfire?"
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'cause I think that might be wasteful.
"'cause I think that might be wasteful."
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Mm...
"Mm..."
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- Oh, yeah. - That's cool.
"- Oh, yeah. - That's cool."
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- All right. - All right.
"- All right. - All right."
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Release the carb!
"Release the carb!"
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- Oh-ho-ho! - Whoo!
"- Oh-ho-ho! - Whoo!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Worth doing it.
"Worth doing it."
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- Finally! - Karl, where's the weed?
"- Finally! - Karl, where's the weed?"
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Bad news, guys... she's dead.
"Bad news, guys... she's dead."
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- What? - She's dead.
"- What? - She's dead."
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- Who? - My life as a weed dealer.
"- Who? - My life as a weed dealer."
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All these pharmacies have been popping up,
"All these pharmacies have been popping up,"
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raping and murdering me left and right.
"raping and murdering me left and right."
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- Freakin' prop 8. - Yeah. Where's the weed?
"- Freakin' prop 8. - Yeah. Where's the weed?"
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The weed...
"The weed..."
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Is at my new weed pharmacy!
"Is at my new weed pharmacy!"
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- What? - I'm off the streets,
"- What? - I'm off the streets,"
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and I'm operating out of a burrito stand.
"and I'm operating out of a burrito stand."
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Burritos and weed?
"Burritos and weed?"
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That'd be, like, the most amazing job ever.
"That'd be, like, the most amazing job ever."
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And the human genius is back in the building.
"And the human genius is back in the building."
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Wait a second. And it's all legal?
"Wait a second. And it's all legal?"
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Yeah, I mean, as soon as I figure out how to fill out these eight forms.
"Yeah, I mean, as soon as I figure out how to fill out these eight forms."
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Jeez, Louise. You know, I always wanted to own my own business,
"Jeez, Louise. You know, I always wanted to own my own business,"
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just never had the nuts to take the risk.
"just never had the nuts to take the risk."
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I also took the liberty of having a doctor friend of mine
"I also took the liberty of having a doctor friend of mine"
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write you guys weed prescriptions,
"write you guys weed prescriptions,"
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- so now you're legal. - Cool!
"- so now you're legal. - Cool!"
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So, Blake, you've got trouble sleeping, my man.
"So, Blake, you've got trouble sleeping, my man."
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- Uh... - Wuh-oh.
"- Uh... - Wuh-oh."
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- That's not true. - It is now.
"- That's not true. - It is now."
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And, Ders...
"And, Ders..."
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- You got migraines. - Hey, if you say so.
"- You got migraines. - Hey, if you say so."
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And, Adam, you've got aids.
"And, Adam, you've got aids."
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I got aids! Deadliest one! I'm giving you aids! Aid tickles. Aid tickles.
"I got aids! Deadliest one! I'm giving you aids! Aid tickles. Aid tickles."
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Oh, man. I don't have aids, though, right?
"Oh, man. I don't have aids, though, right?"
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- No. - Legal weed's gonna be pretty cool.
"- No. - Legal weed's gonna be pretty cool."
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Ho! Ooh, mama.
"Ho! Ooh, mama."
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Legal weed is awesome. Mm.
"Legal weed is awesome. Mm."
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Have you three lost your minds?
"Have you three lost your minds?"
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Buh-bam!
"Buh-bam!"
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Whoa.
"Whoa."
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It's our legal right to smoke weed on the job, 'cause, uh, I get migraines.
"It's our legal right to smoke weed on the job, 'cause, uh, I get migraines."
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I have... what do I... I have trouble swee...
"I have... what do I... I have trouble swee..."
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I have trouble sweeping.
"I have trouble sweeping."
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And I have aids. Heard of it?
"And I have aids. Heard of it?"
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Okay, just because you have a doctor's permission to smoke marijuana
"Okay, just because you have a doctor's permission to smoke marijuana"
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does not mean you can do it on the job.
"does not mean you can do it on the job."
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Put those out now!
"Put those out now!"
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This job is dumb. This is stupid.
"This job is dumb. This is stupid."
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You can smoke at, like, a ton of other jobs in California.
"You can smoke at, like, a ton of other jobs in California."
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- No, you can't. - Yeah, you can.
"- No, you can't. - Yeah, you can."
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Our garbage man smokes weed.
"Our garbage man smokes weed."
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- Yep. - That's true.
"- Yep. - That's true."
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At Karl's job, you can smoke weed.
"At Karl's job, you can smoke weed."
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We should just quit this dumb job and work for Karl, man.
"We should just quit this dumb job and work for Karl, man."
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Yeah, that's, like, a great idea.
"Yeah, that's, like, a great idea."
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We could, like, eat burritos all day, smoke weed all day.
"We could, like, eat burritos all day, smoke weed all day."
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That's, like, my two favorite things... that and masturbating.
"That's, like, my two favorite things... that and masturbating."
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If I could do that at a job, we could also maybe get a job at a sperm bank.
"If I could do that at a job, we could also maybe get a job at a sperm bank."
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You do masturbate here.
"You do masturbate here."
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I know. We both do.
"I know. We both do."
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I've never jacked off here.
"I've never jacked off here."
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- Oh, my God, what is happening? - Alice, baby, here's the deal.
"- Oh, my God, what is happening? - Alice, baby, here's the deal."
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I guess what we're saying is you either let us smoke weed,
"I guess what we're saying is you either let us smoke weed,"
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which it's our right to do...
"which it's our right to do..."
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- Legally. - Or it's bye-bye, Telamericorp.
"- Legally. - Or it's bye-bye, Telamericorp."
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- We're out the door. Okay? - Good-bye. Bye-bye.
"- We're out the door. Okay? - Good-bye. Bye-bye."
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Work here or don't, 'cause it's no sweat off my balls.
"Work here or don't, 'cause it's no sweat off my balls."
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Okay. Okay.
"Okay. Okay."
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You don't think we'll quit?
"You don't think we'll quit?"
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- Say we won't. - You won't.
"- Say we won't. - You won't."
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Air raid, bitches! We're about to drop a bomb on you!
"Air raid, bitches! We're about to drop a bomb on you!"
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That's right, losers. The day's finally come. We out this mutha.
"That's right, losers. The day's finally come. We out this mutha."
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So, if you want to have Alice fry your brains
"So, if you want to have Alice fry your brains"
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into Velveeta cheese, go ahead,
"into Velveeta cheese, go ahead,"
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but we've got dreams of the American kind.
"but we've got dreams of the American kind."
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You guys stay here, you might as well join the Taliban.
"You guys stay here, you might as well join the Taliban."
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So see you around, Taliban bitches!
"So see you around, Taliban bitches!"
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Peace.
"Peace."
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If Alice tells you that you can't smoke in here, she's lying.
"If Alice tells you that you can't smoke in here, she's lying."
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Know your rights.
"Know your rights."
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- Homey. - Idiots.
"- Homey. - Idiots."
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Holy hell, man.
"Holy hell, man."
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What'd you pay for this?
"What'd you pay for this?"
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Oh, no, man, squatters' rights...
"Oh, no, man, squatters' rights..."
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I've been living here for three months, so it's legally mine.
"I've been living here for three months, so it's legally mine."
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There's a lot of good traffic. People will see it, and gnarly roadkill too.
"There's a lot of good traffic. People will see it, and gnarly roadkill too."
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It's like a cannibal corpse album cover.
"It's like a cannibal corpse album cover."
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- Ew. - Look at this.
"- Ew. - Look at this."
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All right, so, uh, Adam, Blake, will you please clean that up
"All right, so, uh, Adam, Blake, will you please clean that up"
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and then hit the kitchen, start cooking?
"and then hit the kitchen, start cooking?"
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- We're gonna clean it up? - Wait, hold... hold on. Hold on a minute.
"- We're gonna clean it up? - Wait, hold... hold on. Hold on a minute."
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You're not the boss here, bro.
"You're not the boss here, bro."
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- This place is mine. - That's right.
"- This place is mine. - That's right."
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Karl, I have business expertise, okay?
"Karl, I have business expertise, okay?"
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