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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Best Buds (S04E04)

"Here, the cubs from a local pride of lions..."
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"- Oh, my God! - Dude, what?"
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"I just realized that tomorrow's Wednesday,"
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"and Karl's gonna bring our brick o' bud."
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"Oh, and he's excited. That's cute."
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"Oh, that's really cute, Adam."
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"Hey, guess what, guys."
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"My cuteness has nothing to do with this."
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"Thanks for thinking I'm cute, though,"
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"but it has nothing to do with this, 'cause what I'm saying is,"
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"we didn't even smoke this week's weed!"
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"- Whoa. - I pride myself on being a real pothead."
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"We've never gone a week without killing a brick,"
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"so let's smoke all of it tonight!"
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"You want to smoke all that tonight?"
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"- Yeah, man. - No, dude. He's right."
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"We should smoke like no pothead's ever smoked before."
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"How?"
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"We should have..."
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"A bong fire."
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"- Yeah! - All right."
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"What does that mean exactly?"
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"We're gonna burn all of our weed in a bonfire?"
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"'cause I think that might be wasteful."
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"Mm..."
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"- Oh, yeah. - That's cool."
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"- All right. - All right."
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"Release the carb!"
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"- Oh-ho-ho! - Whoo!"
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"Oh!"
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"Worth doing it."
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"- Finally! - Karl, where's the weed?"
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"Bad news, guys... she's dead."
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"- What? - She's dead."
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"- Who? - My life as a weed dealer."
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"All these pharmacies have been popping up,"
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"raping and murdering me left and right."
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"- Freakin' prop 8. - Yeah. Where's the weed?"
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"The weed..."
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"Is at my new weed pharmacy!"
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"- What? - I'm off the streets,"
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"and I'm operating out of a burrito stand."
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"Burritos and weed?"
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"That'd be, like, the most amazing job ever."
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"And the human genius is back in the building."
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"Wait a second. And it's all legal?"
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"Yeah, I mean, as soon as I figure out how to fill out these eight forms."
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"Jeez, Louise. You know, I always wanted to own my own business,"
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"just never had the nuts to take the risk."
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"I also took the liberty of having a doctor friend of mine"
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"write you guys weed prescriptions,"
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"- so now you're legal. - Cool!"
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"So, Blake, you've got trouble sleeping, my man."
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"- Uh... - Wuh-oh."
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"- That's not true. - It is now."
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"And, Ders..."
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"- You got migraines. - Hey, if you say so."
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"And, Adam, you've got aids."
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"I got aids! Deadliest one! I'm giving you aids! Aid tickles. Aid tickles."
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"Oh, man. I don't have aids, though, right?"
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"- No. - Legal weed's gonna be pretty cool."
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"Ho! Ooh, mama."
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"Legal weed is awesome. Mm."
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"Have you three lost your minds?"
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"Buh-bam!"
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"Whoa."
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"It's our legal right to smoke weed on the job, 'cause, uh, I get migraines."
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"I have... what do I... I have trouble swee..."
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"I have trouble sweeping."
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"And I have aids. Heard of it?"
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"Okay, just because you have a doctor's permission to smoke marijuana"
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"does not mean you can do it on the job."
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"Put those out now!"
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"This job is dumb. This is stupid."
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"You can smoke at, like, a ton of other jobs in California."
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"- No, you can't. - Yeah, you can."
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"Our garbage man smokes weed."
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"- Yep. - That's true."
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"At Karl's job, you can smoke weed."
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"We should just quit this dumb job and work for Karl, man."
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"Yeah, that's, like, a great idea."
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"We could, like, eat burritos all day, smoke weed all day."
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"That's, like, my two favorite things... that and masturbating."
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"If I could do that at a job, we could also maybe get a job at a sperm bank."
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"You do masturbate here."
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"I know. We both do."
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"I've never jacked off here."
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"- Oh, my God, what is happening? - Alice, baby, here's the deal."
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"I guess what we're saying is you either let us smoke weed,"
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"which it's our right to do..."
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"- Legally. - Or it's bye-bye, Telamericorp."
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"- We're out the door. Okay? - Good-bye. Bye-bye."
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"Work here or don't, 'cause it's no sweat off my balls."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"You don't think we'll quit?"
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"- Say we won't. - You won't."
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"Air raid, bitches! We're about to drop a bomb on you!"
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"That's right, losers. The day's finally come. We out this mutha."
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"So, if you want to have Alice fry your brains"
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"into Velveeta cheese, go ahead,"
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"but we've got dreams of the American kind."
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"You guys stay here, you might as well join the Taliban."
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"So see you around, Taliban bitches!"
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"Peace."
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"If Alice tells you that you can't smoke in here, she's lying."
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"Know your rights."
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"- Homey. - Idiots."
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"Holy hell, man."
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"What'd you pay for this?"
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"Oh, no, man, squatters' rights..."
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"I've been living here for three months, so it's legally mine."
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"There's a lot of good traffic. People will see it, and gnarly roadkill too."
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"It's like a cannibal corpse album cover."
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"- Ew. - Look at this."
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"All right, so, uh, Adam, Blake, will you please clean that up"
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"and then hit the kitchen, start cooking?"
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"- We're gonna clean it up? - Wait, hold... hold on. Hold on a minute."
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"You're not the boss here, bro."
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"- This place is mine. - That's right."
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"Karl, I have business expertise, okay?"
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