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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stand-In (S05E05)

"You know what I've come to realize?"
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"I'm not just bored."
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"I genuinely dislike her."
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"Well, how long are you gonna keep this up?"
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"Hey, I'll get married if I have to."
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"Al Nechy will think twice before he opens his mouth about me again."
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"George, they're doing wonderful things..."
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"...at mental institutions these days."
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"I'd be happy to set up a meet-and-greet."
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"I'm very disappointed to hear you talk like that."
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"- Still don't know what makes me tick. - Yes, I do."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm going to see Fulton."
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"I'm not even saying hello. I'm going right into material."
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"- Hey, Jer. - Oh, hey, Phil."
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"I'm sorry things didn't work out with Elaine."
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"I don't know what I did wrong."
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"Well, you showed her who you are."
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"Oh, look at this."
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"What, she's gotta breast-feed in public?"
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"Yeah, that's the last thing you wanna see."
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"Well, next to last."
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"- Look, I'll see you. - Yeah, take it easy."
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"Dr. Callahan. Dr. Callahan."
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"Hey, how you doing? Good to be here."
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"- Rock, paper, scissors. Match. - Rock, paper, scissors. Match."
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"All right. Rock beats paper."
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"I thought paper covered rock."
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"No. Rock flies right through paper."
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"Well, what beats rock?"
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"Nothing beats rock."
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"All right, come on."
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"Rock, paper, scissors. Match."
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"- Rock. - Rock."
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"Rock, paper, scissors. Match."
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"- Rock. - Rock."
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"Hey, Bob. Hey, what's with you?"
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"You got a problem?"
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"- You see that look he gave me? - Come on. Here. Ready?"
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"Rock, paper, scissors. Match."
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"- Rock. - Rock."
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"- Hey, Tammy. - Hello."
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"So, Tammy, finally, today's our big lunch."
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"- I don't think so. - Why not?"
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"- What the hell are you talking about? - Look, Mickey."
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"Everybody knows that you're heightening."
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"It's all over the set."
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"- Wait. Wait- - Don't touch me."
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"You ought to be ashamed of yourself."
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"All the progress we've made over the years..."
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"...and you blow it with a stupid stunt like that."
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"Wait a second. Wait a second. You got me all wrong."
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"It was all because of the kid."
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"The kid was growing."
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"He shot up 2 and a half inches in a month."
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"I would've lost my job."
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"Any one of you would've done the same."
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"You got no right."
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"I'm Mickey Abbot."
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"I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing."
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"It's all his fault."
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"It was his idea."
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"Come on, Johnny. Let's go get something to eat."
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"Mickey."
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"- This guy's belching up vitamins. - Stop."
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"And this whole Justice League..."
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"...Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman."
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"You mean to tell me Superman can't cover everything?"
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"- Stop. - For crying out loud, he's Superman."
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"Fulton?"
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"Fulton?"
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"George, first let me just say that I've never been with a guy..."
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"...who was so committed to commit."
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"I mean, it's so rare in men these days..."
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"...and that's what makes this all the more difficult."
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"Difficult?"
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"The other day after work, some girlfriends and I went to a bar..."
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"...for some drinks, and there was this crazy mishap..."
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"...and I wound up meeting someone as a result."
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"George."
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"Please don't."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I'm afraid the worst of it is it's someone you know."
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"Jerry Persach."
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"Pachyderm?"
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