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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Untitled (S01E01)

It's...

"It's..."

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Well, where is he?

"Well, where is he?"

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Hmm... hmm.

"Hmm... hmm."

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Well, what is it, dear?

"Well, what is it, dear?"

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It's from the bbc.

"It's from the bbc."

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They want to know if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

"They want to know if I want to be in a sketch on telly."

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Ooh, that's nice.

"Ooh, that's nice."

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Why, it's acting, isn't it?

"Why, it's acting, isn't it?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Well, I'm a plumber.

"Well, I'm a plumber."

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I can't act.

"I can't act."

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Oh, you never know till you try.

"Oh, you never know till you try."

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Look at mrs. brando's son next door.

"Look at mrs. brando's son next door."

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He was mending the fridge when they came

"He was mending the fridge when they came"

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And asked him to be the wild one.

"And asked him to be the wild one."

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What do they want you to do?

"What do they want you to do?"

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Well, they just want me to stand at a counter

"Well, they just want me to stand at a counter"

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And when the sketch starts, I'll go out.

"And when the sketch starts, I'll go out."

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Oh, that sounds nice.

"Oh, that sounds nice."

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That's what they call a walk-on.

"That's what they call a walk-on."

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Walk-on?

"Walk-on?"

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That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

"That's a walk-off, that's what this is."

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Where is he, georgie?

"Where is he, georgie?"

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He should have been here hours ago.

"He should have been here hours ago."

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He bloody should have been.

"He bloody should have been."

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What else did it say?

"What else did it say?"

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It just says

"It just says"

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we would like you to be in a sketch.

"we would like you to be in a sketch."

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you are standing at a counter.

"you are standing at a counter."

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when the sketch starts, you go off.

"when the sketch starts, you go off."

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Yours faithfully, lord hill.

"Yours faithfully, lord hill."

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Oh, well, you better be off, then.

"Oh, well, you better be off, then."

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Well, what about the cat?

"Well, what about the cat?"

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Oh, I'll look after the cat.

"Oh, I'll look after the cat."

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Goodness me, mrs. newman's oldest

"Goodness me, mrs. newman's oldest"

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Never worried about the cat

"Never worried about the cat"

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When he went off to do the sweet bird of youth.

"When he went off to do the sweet bird of youth."

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All right, then, all right.

"All right, then, all right."

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Bye-bye, dear.

"Bye-bye, dear."

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Bye-bye, and mind you, don't get seduced.

"Bye-bye, and mind you, don't get seduced."

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It'll make a change from plumbing.

"It'll make a change from plumbing."

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Dad, frank's got a television part.

"Dad, frank's got a television part."

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You missed him.

"You missed him."

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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I'm a bank robber.

"I'm a bank robber."

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Uh, please don't panic.

"Uh, please don't panic."

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Just hand over all your money.

"Just hand over all your money."

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This is a lingerie shop, sir.

"This is a lingerie shop, sir."

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Fine, fine.

"Fine, fine."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

"Adopt, adapt and improve."

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Motto of the round table.

"Motto of the round table."

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Well, um...

"Well, um..."

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What have you got?

"What have you got?"

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Uh, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts

"Uh, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts"

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Tights, bras, slips, petticoats

"Tights, bras, slips, petticoats"

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Knickers, socks and garters, sir.

"Knickers, socks and garters, sir."

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Fine, fine.

"Fine, fine."

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Fine, fine.

"Fine, fine."

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Um... no large piles of money in safes?

"Um... no large piles of money in safes?"

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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No deposit accounts?

"No deposit accounts?"

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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No piles of cash in easy-to-carry bags?

"No piles of cash in easy-to-carry bags?"

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None at all, sir.

"None at all, sir."

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No luncheon vouchers?

"No luncheon vouchers?"

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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Fine, fine.

"Fine, fine."

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Well, um...

"Well, um..."

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

"Adopt, adapt and improve."

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Just a pair of knickers then, please.

"Just a pair of knickers then, please."

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Well, that was a bit of fun, wasn't it?

"Well, that was a bit of fun, wasn't it?"

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And a special good evening to you.

"And a special good evening to you."

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Not just an ordinary good evening

"Not just an ordinary good evening"

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Like you get from all the other announcers

"Like you get from all the other announcers"

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But a special good evening from me...

"But a special good evening from me..."

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To you.

"To you."

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Well, what have we got next?

"Well, what have we got next?"

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This is fun, isn't it?

"This is fun, isn't it?"

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything

"Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything"

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That any of you may be doing at home

"That any of you may be doing at home"

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But I want you to think of me as an old queen...

"But I want you to think of me as an old queen..."

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Friend.

"Friend."

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Well, let's see what we've got next.

"Well, let's see what we've got next."

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In a few moments, it's a tree

"In a few moments, it's a tree"

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And in the chair as usual is arthur tree

"And in the chair as usual is arthur tree"

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And starring in the show

"And starring in the show"

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Will be a host of star guests as his star guests.

"Will be a host of star guests as his star guests."

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And then at 9:30, we've got another rollicking half hour

"And then at 9:30, we've got another rollicking half hour"

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Of laughter-packed squalor

"Of laughter-packed squalor"

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With yes, it's the sewage farm attendants.

"With yes, it's the sewage farm attendants."

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And this week, dan falls into a vat of human dung

"And this week, dan falls into a vat of human dung"

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With hilarious consequences.

"With hilarious consequences."

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But now it's the glittering world of show business

"But now it's the glittering world of show business"

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With arthur tree.

"With arthur tree."

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Hello, hello, people, and welcome to it's a tree.

"Hello, hello, people, and welcome to it's a tree."

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We have some really exciting guests for you this evening--

"We have some really exciting guests for you this evening--"

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A fabulous spruce back from a tour of holland;

"A fabulous spruce back from a tour of holland;"

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Three gum trees

"Three gum trees"

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Making their first appearance in this country;

"Making their first appearance in this country;"

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Scots pine and the conifers; and elm tree bole--

"Scots pine and the conifers; and elm tree bole--"

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There you go, can't be bad--

"There you go, can't be bad--"

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An exciting new american plank;

"An exciting new american plank;"

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A rain forest and a bucket of sawdust

"A rain forest and a bucket of sawdust"

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Giving their views on teenage violence;

"Giving their views on teenage violence;"

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And an unusual guest for this program--

"And an unusual guest for this program--"

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A piece of laminated plastic.

"A piece of laminated plastic."

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Hi there.

"Hi there."

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But first, will you please, please welcome

"But first, will you please, please welcome"

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A block of wood.

"A block of wood."

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Well, block, nice to have you on the show again.

"Well, block, nice to have you on the show again."

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Well, uh, thanks, tree.

"Well, uh, thanks, tree."

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I got to pay the rent.

"I got to pay the rent."

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Super.

"Super."

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Well, what have you been doing, block?

"Well, what have you been doing, block?"

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Well, I've just been starring

"Well, I've just been starring"

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In several major multimillion- dollar international films

"In several major multimillion- dollar international films"

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And during breaks on the set, I've been designing a cathedral

"And during breaks on the set, I've been designing a cathedral"

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Doing wonderful unpublicized work for charity

"Doing wonderful unpublicized work for charity"

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Uh, finishing my history of the world, of course

"Uh, finishing my history of the world, of course"

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