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Clips from Afterlife (2019) - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"Change the subject."
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"So for the bread, I use my own vaginal yeast."
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"[retching]"
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"[Tony] Thank you."
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"You never need to use your own vaginal yeast to make bread."
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"If you're making bread, "Oh, we've run out of yeast."
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"Oh, I know. I can use-- Forget it."
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"I'll go to the shops. We'll get a lovely loaf.""
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"You've still got the fuckin' milk around your mouth."
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"Oh, you pig."
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"I've got to walk the dog. I'll see you later."
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"[Brandy panting]"
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"[postman] All right?"
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"-[Tony] Yeah. -Been waiting for you."
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"Why?"
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"Postcard."
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"-Who's that from? -You, obviously."
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"What's it say?"
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"-You know what it says. -Go on."
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""To Pat. Stop reading my postcards, you nosy, scruffy cunt.""
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"Not very nice, is it?"
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"It's not addressed to you, is it? It's addressed to me."
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"Yeah, but you knew I'd read it."
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"And that's my point."
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"Good girl. Come on."
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"[Tony] I'm always angry."
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"[therapist, sighing] Yeah."
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"I hate the fact that people think..."
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"they can get away with being shit, you know?"
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"I was wound up the other day"
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"by a woman walking along the street next to me,"
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"and she was shuffling. She wouldn't pick her--"
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"Pick your fuckin' feet up."
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"Has no one ever told you how to fuckin' walk?"
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"You're an adult."
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"I wanted to punch a bloke in the cafe yesterday"
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"for yawning too loudly."
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"He was doing this..."
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"[exaggerated yawn]"
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"Shut the fuck up!"
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"No one cares."
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"It's like celebrating being tired."
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"We all get irritated by things, okay?"
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"I hate people who eat the ice in their gin and tonics."
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"So do I."
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"But I bet your first thought isn't, "I hope he chokes on that,"
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"and as he's on the floor gasping for air,"
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"I wanna lean in and go,"
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""That's what you get for eating ice, you fuckin' moron.""
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"No, it isn't."
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"Welcome to the contents of my head."
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"[yawning]"
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"Excuse me."
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"-Spare a moment for homeless children? -Sorry, no."
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"Oh, don't care about children in poverty then?"
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"Not at the moment. I've got bigger problems."
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"Do bigger problems exist than the desperate poverty of a child?"
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"Sorry, I thought me saying I was busy was enough."
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"What's the guilt tripping? And don't give me this altruism shit."
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"You're not a volunteer. Everyone knows you're getting paid."
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"You don't give a fuck about the charity or poverty-stricken kids. You want money."
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"I'd effectively be paying your wages,"
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"you wiry, little twat."
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"[church bell ringing]"
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"[whistles] Four-eyes!"
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"[phone ringing in distance]"
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"Oh."
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"Please can I be in the paper?"
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"For what?"
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"Me."
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"-My story. -What story?"
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"I've got stories."
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"You'll do stories about anything in here, won't you?"
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"What was it last week, "Woman Finds Hat in a Tree"?"
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"[snickers] Please..."
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"come and have a look at my home."
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"-[Tony] Why? -This is just the tip of the iceberg."
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"You don't know."
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"No, I believe you."
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"It's a tr-- trevor tro-- treasure trove."
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"-Easy for you to say. -Collected loads of things over the years."
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"Memorabilia and trophies and..."
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"my exploits."
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"If you're not convinced, I promise I'll never darken your door again."
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"So if we come and look at your house,"
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"you'll never bother us--"
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"Never. No."
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"It'll make my year."
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"D'you wanna go have a look?"
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"Yeah. [sighs]"
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"Please bring the new girl."
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"D'you want to watch us cover this story?"
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"-Yeah. All right. -[Tony] Yeah?"
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"[Brian] Here we go."
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"Here we are."
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"-[Tony] Fuckin' hell. -[Brian] Come in."
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"This is the dining room."
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"Okay, come through."
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"[exhales]"
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"This is what I've been talking about. This is..."
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"[Tony breathes heavily]"
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"Questions?"
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"What's that smell?"
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"Which one?"
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"Like a clawing thing in the back of the throat."
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"-Back of the throat. Dead mice. -Yeah--"
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"Back of the room. Back corner. Basically, I put some traps there"
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"a couple of years ago, and I can't get to them, so..."
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"Any other questions?"
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"-What are they? -Cockroaches."
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"I collect them."
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"Basically, these little fellas are um--"
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"-Don't open it. -Okay."
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"My rule is, if you come onto my property, then I own you."
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"Okay?"
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"Question three?"
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"-How long have you been doing this? -Ooh."
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"When did my wife leave me? [gasps]"
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"Seven years."
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"Seven years ago. I just thought I could do what I like with the place."
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