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Clips from Afterlife (2019) - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"Keep being funny."
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"Tell jokes... at the funeral, or at the party after."
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"There'd better be a party after."
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"You're always funny at parties. You always get drunk and overexcited."
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"Running around like a fat, little annoying Santa with your rosy cheeks,"
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"making everyone laugh."
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"Then you have a sort of spiritual hangover the next day,"
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"worried you'd offended so and so."
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"[laughs] You never had, though."
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"You just made 'em laugh."
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"Just keep being funny."
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"You're a lovely man."
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"[poignant music]"
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"[tires squeal]"
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"You all right, George?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"Robbie hit me."
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"Why?"
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"He always does, every day."
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"Which one's Robbie?"
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"-[smaller boy] Stop it! -The one with the branch?"
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"Are you Robbie?"
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"-Yeah. -[Tony] Robbie, come here."
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"Listen up, right?"
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"I'm an escaped lunatic,"
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"and I like murdering little fat kids like you,"
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"so if you hit George or anyone else, I'm gonna come to your house--"
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"I know where you live--"
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"and while you're asleep, I'm gonna smash your stupid head in with this hammer."
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"Do you understand?"
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"I just threatened a ten-year-old kid with a hammer."
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"They've gotta learn."
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"[Tony] He was bullying George, and I said"
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"I'd murder him in his sleep if he did it again."
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"-[Emma] Oh... Hello. -[Tony] Hi."
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"He's going to murder a kid with a hammer"
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"if it doesn't behave."
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"[laughs] So did you... go on your date, then?"
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"Yeah."
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"Was it a success?"
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"No, it was... awful..."
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"-awkward... just the worst. -[snickers]"
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"The one good thing about my life is that I never have to do that shit again."
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"Oh, I know what you mean."
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"You know, I'm genuinely happy on my own."
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"Just me and the dog."
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"-Me and my cat. -[Tony] Exactly."
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"When the dog goes, and him,"
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"I'll have no responsibility for anything ever again."
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"I can do what I like."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Well, you'll never have to come here again, so..."
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"[Emma scoffs]"
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"[clock ticking]"
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"-Right. -Okay."
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"-I've gotta-- -Yeah."
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"-[Emma] See you. -See you later."
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"Valerie, erm..."
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"call me when my girlfriend gets here, please."
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"But you'll see her."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, just call me, huh?"
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"She's bringing me a treat."
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"Women."
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"Bloody love 'em though."
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"Oh, hey. How was the date?"
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"The worst."
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"-Oh no. -Yeah."
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"-I thought you'd have so much in common. -Well, she didn't want to be there,"
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"she drank like a fish, swore like a trooper,"
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"err, she was narcissistic, rude."
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"Yeah, exactly."
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"Good one. Luckily, I got it in first that I didn't want to be there either,"
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"and that I miss my wife, and that..."
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"I wanna kill myself."
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"And then she teased me that I couldn't commit suicide"
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"as well as her dead husband."
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"-[Braden] Sounds brilliant. -[Tony] Yeah."
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"Then I tried to knock a couple of muggers off a moped."
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"Stole their hammer."
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"You were mugged again?"
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"No."
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"A woman was--"
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"But as they went past me."
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"I've always wanted to knock a twat off a motorbike."
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"I hate the way they rev up for no reason."
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"The fact they were muggers was a bonus. It sort of justified it."
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"And what d'you mean, you stole their hammer?"
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"[Tony] I confiscated it, really. They dropped it, so I thought,"
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""I'll have that.""
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"It's a good one as well, so not a complete waste of an evening."
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"[metallic clattering]"
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"[drawer slams]"
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"[Braden tuts]"
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"Good."
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"Can I just talk to you about something a sec?"
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"Yeah."
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"[Braden exhales]"
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"Did you hear about Julian?"
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"-The guy who distributes the newspapers. -Yeah."
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"He was found dead this morning."
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"From an overdose, heroin."
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"Yep."
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"It's so sad. I didn't even..."
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"I-- I had no idea."
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"I gave him the money."
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"For what?"
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"For drugs."
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"Yeah, but you couldn't have known that he would overdose, though."
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"Well..."
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"-Fuck's sake, Tony. -What?"
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"Don't say that. Don't even joke about things like that."
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"What? Why? What's..."
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"Because you're the godfather to my son."
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"-Right-- -Because you're not a fucking psychopath."
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"-Okay. -Why would you say--"
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"Why would you even tell me that?"
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"You didn't know."
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"-Just tell me you didn't know. -Right. I couldn't know..."
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"-Right. -...it was gonna..."
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