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Clips from The Flintstones - The Astra' Nuts (S01E01)

"What's he talking about?"
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"I don't know, but I'm not sticking around to find out."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Watch it, that thing is sharp."
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"Congratulations, men."
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"You've just broken the record for going over the hill."
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"Three minutes and 23 seconds after joining the Army."
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"You don't understand. This whole thing is a big mistake."
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"It looks like we made the mistake..."
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"in thinking we can make soldiers out of you in three short years."
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"Three years!"
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"Are you kidding? My wife wouldn't stand for it."
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"- I demand to go home right now. - Certainly."
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"Sergeant, show these men to their new home."
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"Yes, sir. Come on, you guys."
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"Hello, Wilma? Fred."
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"- Guess where I am? - I know where you're not..."
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"and that's home, where you should be."
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"I got some news for you, honey. Listen."
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"Barney and I just joined the Army."
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"It sounded like you said..."
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"Barney and you joined the Army."
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"Now, let's have it again, Fred."
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"Barney and I just joined the Army for three years."
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"You and Barney joined the Army for three years?"
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"Don't expect me to keep your dinner hot that long."
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"But it's not like I won't be home again."
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"Barney and I got a three-hour pass for tonight."
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"Three whole hours?"
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"I'll explain it to you when I see you, Wilma. Goodbye."
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"You couldn't explain it to me in three years, and I'm in it."
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"This is all Wilma's fault. She told me to go to 75 Main Street..."
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"for a physical checkup."
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"Guess they're not home."
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"You'd think they'd be here. We've only got a little time."
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"We thought you'd appreciate a military homecoming."
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"Very funny."
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"Only we wouldn't be in the Army if it wasn't for you two."
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"What? Do you mean to tell me I told you to join the Army?"
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"You told me to go to 75 Main Street and take a physical."
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"75 Main Street is the Army recruiting office..."
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"and they give physicals there."
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"Didn't you tell me 75?"
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"Maybe it was 57."
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"All I know is it's Fred's fault."
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"What do you mean, my fault? It's Wilma's fault."
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"- It's Betty's fault. - It's your fault."
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"Wait a minute, let's do that over again. And I'll start it this time."
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"Why bother? What's done is done. It's no use crying over spilt milk."
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"Cry over spilt milk?"
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"There's spilt milk. I laugh at spilt milk."
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"But this army thing I can't laugh off."
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"Fred, we've got to get going. It's a long way back to the camp."
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"I don't want you to go, Barney."
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"Don't feel bad, honey, it's not like it's forever."
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"I'll be home in three years."
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"Yeah, the three years will go pretty fast."
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"They will not. I'll miss you."
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"I'll get it."
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"Fred Flintstone speaking."
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"That's it, Fred. We've got to go."
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"They sure keep track of a guy in this man's army."
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"- Goodbye, Wilma. - Bye, Betty."
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"- We'll write to you every day. - Me, too, Betty."
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"How do they always manage to bollix things up, Betty?"
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"I don't know, Wilma. Practice, I guess."
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"Company, attention!"
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"Forward march!"
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"Hup, two, three, four."
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"Hey, fatso, stick that chest out! Swing those arms."
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"To the rear, march!"
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"We've been marching for two weeks now, but we don't get no place."
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"Yeah, all I get is beat feet."
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"On the double! March!"
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"My feet are killing me."
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"Feet? Mine are so numb I forgot I had them."
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"Company, halt!"
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"Okay, men, take a ten-second break."
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"- I can't take it, Fred. - Me neither."
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"Look at my foot. Blisters on top of the blisters."
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"Barney, let's play this thing smart and ditch all this marching stuff."
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"How?"
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"I heard they're reactivating a cavalry company..."
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"and they're looking for guys who can ride."
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"- But I don't know how to ride, Fred. - I don't either."
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"But we've got three years to learn."
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"And in his letter Fred said he and Barney were promoted to the cavalry."
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"Barney wrote to me about it, too."
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"I can just see them now..."
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"they and their mounts galloping along as one."
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"Like poetry in motion."
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"Barney, how do you stop this thing?"
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"Just yell "whoa"!"
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"That does it!"
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"- Are you all right, Fred? - Yeah."
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"But we're transferring out of this cavalry right now."
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"Let's talk to that new sergeant. He's a pretty nice guy."
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"The professor's project, Man Into Space, is at a standstill..."
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"because you, Sergeant, have not come up with two volunteers yet."
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"Yeah, already the spaceship is getting kaput."
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"But General, sir, I asked the fellows casually, you know..."
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"without revealing the secret..."
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"and to a man, there's a singular lack of enthusiasm..."
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"for being shot into outer space, sir."
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"We have to face up to it, sir. The spirit of adventure is dead."
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"It ended with you, sir. An officer not afraid to lead."
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"An officer and a gentleman..."
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"who would never allow a man to do anything he wouldn't do first."
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"With the look of eagles in your eyes, sir..."
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"the first one-star general ever to go into orbit."
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"Just think of it, sir."
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"Gosh."
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"Into orbit? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"
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"I'm in charge of this space megillah, and those in charge never go."
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"I've noticed that, sir, so I'll ask the men again."
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""Ask the men.""
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"This new army bugs me."
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"We used to tell the men, and that's what I'm doing."
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"You get two volunteers today, or you're going to volunteer..."
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"if I have to strap you in the capsule myself."
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