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Clips from Family Guy - The First No L (S19E19)

"Oh, my God, it's perfect."
Family Guy
"‐(phone ringing) ‐Hello?"
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"QUAGMIRE: Yeah, Merry Christmas."
Family Guy
"Um, listen, Peter, can you turn down those lights?"
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"I'm in bed with a three, and, um,"
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"extra light is not her friend."
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"Oh, my God. Stewie doesn't have a jacket on,"
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"but other than that, Peter's done it."
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"(giggling)"
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"Yeah. Oh, you're gonna get it."
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"You like it rough, don't ya?"
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"Oops, wrong room."
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"Sorry. We're excited. My wife just killed herself."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(instrumental "Deck the Halls" plays)"
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"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"They've never had a front yard family snowball fight"
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"when I was there."
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"Oh, and now the local news is there."
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"Hello. I'm Tom Tucker. This just in."
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"Husband does what wife normally does, comma, makes headlines."
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"Come on. You can't be..."
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"Oh, look at Quagmire"
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"trying to sneak that three out of his house."
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"(sighs)"
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"Now they're standing hand‐in‐hand?"
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"It's like they've never been happier."
Family Guy
"Wait. What's Peter saying?"
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"(distorted, slowly): I..."
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"love... you."
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"(gasps) They better not say it back"
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"also in distorted slow‐motion to emphasize my horror."
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"ALL (distorted, slowly): I... love... you..."
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"too... Dad."
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"That's it."
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"There's only one thing to do."
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"I must put an end to this whole thing."
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"I must stop Christmas."
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"(distant gas expulsion)"
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"Hey, what do you think this is‐‐ a Lids?"
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"ANNOUNCER: Lids: come get a camouflage Knicks hat"
Family Guy
"and let one rip."
Family Guy
"Find us in the corner of the mall"
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"where all the lights are going on and off."
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"Thanks for the ride."
Family Guy
"And your unsolicited racial theories."
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"I'm telling you: is the Turks, every time."
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"- Merry Christmas. - (speaking native language)"
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"And now, to ruin Christmas."
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"(gasps)"
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"Who left all these dirty dishes out?"
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"Okay, much better."
Family Guy
"I'm not even gonna think about the grocery situation."
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"(sighs)"
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"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Okay. Ruin Christmas. Here we go."
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"Don't even care if they transferred the wet clothes"
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"from the washer to the dryer."
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"Oh, you see? I knew it. I knew it."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Santa Claus?"
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"Why are you taking our Christmas tree?"
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"Why are you in pigtails and a little girl's nightgown?"
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"Okay, okay, maybe we both forget what we saw."
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"God, I hate being alone during the holidays."
Family Guy
"Wait!"
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"Hello, Joan. My name is Glenn Quagmire."
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"I'm just calling to see if I have a payment due"
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"on my Discover card."
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"What? No, I'm not alone on Christmas."
Family Guy
"I'll have you know I'm actually here with my very large family."
Family Guy
"Uh, prove it by telling you my children's real names"
Family Guy
"that don't sound like I made them up in a panic?"
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"Uh, uh, Bloofus and Klunt."
Family Guy
"Look, there's kids, okay?"
Family Guy
"Oh, what, you don't believe me?"
Family Guy
"Bloofus, that vase was irreplaceable."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, Joan, I'm gonna have to let you go."
Family Guy
"Wait. You think I was the one who knocked over that vase?"
Family Guy
"How dare you, madam."
Family Guy
"Oh, now Klunt's acting up. Don't have kids, Joan."
Family Guy
"It's a big mistake. Merry Christmas. (beeps)"
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"(all gasp)"
Family Guy
"Merry Christmas, everybo... Hey, what happened?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I... I think we've been robbed."
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"(gasps) I can't believe it."
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"They stole the presents, they stole the decorations."
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"They even stole our tree."
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"I want my presents."
Family Guy
"Okay, let's just settle down."
Family Guy
"Everybody kneel in the backyard"
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"in front of Daddy's big pre‐dug hole."
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"You know, Peter, this never would've happened"
Family Guy
"if you hadn't gotten rid of that Ring doorbell camera."
Family Guy
"Ugh, someone crapped on the porch again."
Family Guy
"I'm checking the footage."
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"Whoever it was probably had no choice, is my guess."
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"Their family was probably using all the bathrooms."
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"That's probably what happened, whoever did that."
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"ANNOUNCER (over TV): We now return to Tony Bennett's"
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"Half‐Asleep Christmas Spectacular."
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"♪ A‐jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle bells... ♪"
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"(snores)"
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"PRODUCER: Tony!"
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"♪ Fa, la, la, la, la... ♪"
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"- (snores) - ANNOUNCER: Coming up - on Tony Bennett's"
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"Half‐Asleep Christmas Spectacular,"
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"a duet with Willie Nelson."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(both snoring)"
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"PRODUCER: Guys!"
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"- ♪ O, come ♪ - ♪ Just hear those ♪"
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"- ♪ Let us adore him ♪ - ♪ Sleigh bells ringing ♪"
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"♪ And jing‐jing‐jingling, too... ♪"
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"I'm back from Mexico, and definitely not"
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"- Cost Plus World Market. - Welcome back, Lois."
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"I cleaned and got groceries."
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"But I'm afraid we have bad news: we've been robbed."
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"Robbed?"
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"On Christmas? (gasps)"
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