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Clips from Family Guy - The First No L (S19E19)

"Oh, my God."
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"I‐I go away for one Christmas,"
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"and everything goes down the drain."
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"All of you must feel so terrible."
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"Well, we did, until we realized there was one present"
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"- we still had. - There is?"
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"- Yeah, Mom. Yours. - (gasps)"
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"Remember how you said you wanted a gift from the heart this year?"
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"Well, we all got you something."
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"We kept it upstairs because we didn't think"
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"you'd be here for Christmas."
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"Oh, well, that's nice."
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"We really made a point to stay on top of the dishes"
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"while you were gone."
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"Here you go, Mom. It's from all of us."
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"Read the card first."
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"We put Brian's name on it, but he's just the dog."
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""Dear Mom, we're sorry"
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""we disappointed you this Christmas."
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""We know you put a lot of hard work"
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""into making Christmas memorable."
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""We love and appreciate everything you do."
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""We'll never let you down again."
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"That you can count on.""
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"Wow. That's..."
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"that's really nice."
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"- There's more on the back. - Oh."
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""You see, having a mom is not something"
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""we take for granted, because you only get one."
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""And the one we have is perfect in every way."
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"We love you." (gasps)"
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"It's beautiful, you guys."
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"Now use this black light to read what we wrote"
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"in invisible ink while This Is Us'"
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""sad stuff's about to happen" acoustic guitar plays."
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"♪ ♪"
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""Mom, from the very start,"
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""you've always been there for us."
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""And we know you've always supported us"
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""and would never do anything to let us down or hurt us."
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""Thanks for making every Christmas so memorable."
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"We love you so much, Mom.""
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"Oh, God, I'm gonna cry."
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"And look up in the sky."
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"Aw, we should've read that one first."
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"Now open your present."
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"(chuckles) Wow."
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"W‐What is it?"
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"It's a bowl we all made for you in a pottery class."
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"A denim‐shirted lesbian named CJ helped us."
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"It's... (grunts)"
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"it's beautiful."
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"NARRATOR: And what happened next?"
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"Well, in Quahog they say,"
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"Lois's heart grew three sizes that day."
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"(monitor beeping)"
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"Never seen anything like it."
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"Very dangerous. She's lucky to be alive."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Thank God you're okay. - We love you, Mom."
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"Best Christmas ever."
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"NARRATOR: The medical emergency distractd the family from her crimes."
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"She never did confess."
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"Instead, the Griffins' Muslim neighbor"
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"was arrested for the break‐in."
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"Lois said nothing and the man was deported back to Turkey."
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"DRIVER: See? What I tell you?"
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"Always Turkey."
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"(speaking gibberish)"
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"Well, it's good to have you back, Lois."
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"(laughs): If I kept having to wash dishes and buy groceries,"
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"- I was gonna go crazy. - Okay."
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"So, Mom, who are these cousins you were in Mexico with?"
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"Oh, you know, just my cousins."
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"- Which ones? - Yeah, Mom."
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"Prove it by telling us cousin names"
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"that don't sound like you made them up in a panic."
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"(raspberry) Of course I can do that."
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"My good, close cousins Bloofus and Klunt."
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"(chuckles) In fact, I think I hear them upstairs right now."
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"(rapid footsteps)"
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"Bloofus? Klunt?"
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"- (thudding, clattering) - Oh, no, Bloofus,"
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"not Meg's diorama project, which is due tomorrow."
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"- (thudding, crashing) - Oh, no, Klunt,"
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"that was Stewie's aquarium with the fish"
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"you have to feed so damn much"
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"and they basically always die anyway."
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"Frickin' Klunt, man."
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"LOIS: Bloofus, put down Peter's pills that came in a discreet box."
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"Got to go."
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"(rapid footsteps)"
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"- PETER: Bloofus. - (toilet flushes)"
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"Bloofus!"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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