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Clips from Family Guy - The First No L (S19E19)

"(wind whistling)"
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"(gasps) Peter, you did get a tree."
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"Oh, it's beautiful."
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"I sure did, Lois, because I love you and I love this family."
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"Oh, Peter."
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"Peter. Peter."
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"Peter. Peter?!"
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"Peter Griffin, what the hell is going on here?"
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"Huh? Huh? What? Oh, yeah."
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"I was gonna go get all the Christmas stuff,"
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"but then I fell asleep rubbin' one out"
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"to Madonna's "Santa Baby" in the car."
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"By the way, tonight's date night is cancelled"
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"due to lack of interest."
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"Peter, you were all supposed to take the weight"
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"of the holidays off my shoulders for once, and you failed."
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"You all failed."
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"Brian, you're supposed to be responsible."
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"Bad dog. Bad."
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"(whimpering)"
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"Damn it. And who got candy cane all over the couch?"
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"(whimpering)"
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"You know what? I've had it."
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"Every year, my cousin asks me to come to Cabo for Christmas."
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"Well, this year, I'm going."
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"You're all gonna see how hard it is"
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"to make Christmas happen around here without me."
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"I am packing my bags, and I'm out of here."
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"You're getting divorced?"
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"No, I'm just leaving for a few days"
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"and ruining their Christmas."
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"You're ruining Christmas"
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"by suing the city over holiday decorations?"
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"No, I'm just leaving my family for the holidays."
Family Guy
"You're doing deaf jokes?"
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"No. No one's doing deaf jokes."
Family Guy
"Well, I can't hear, so I don't know."
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"She's not doing them."
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"- What? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"I think we... I think..."
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"I think we are doing deaf jokes at this point."
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"I can't believe Mom went to Cabo"
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"and left us alone for Christmas."
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"What are we gonna do?"
Family Guy
"Well, I'll tell you the first thing we're gonna do."
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"We're gonna delete all of her pretentious crap off the DVR."
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"I want to be the one to delete The Crown."
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"She never watched them. She just had 'em."
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"Do it, son."
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"Well, well, well, The Crown."
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"How the tables have turned."
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"Remember this face?"
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"The one that wanted to watch Modern Family?"
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"Well, payback's a bitch. Delete!"
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""Are you sure you want to delete The Crown?" Yes."
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""Do you understand that it's really good?" Yes!"
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""Are you sure? It will impress your friends." Accept."
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""You understand that we change the cast every season.""
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"Acknowledge."
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""Come on. It's The Crown. It's history." Don't care."
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""You are not allowed to delete The Crown.""
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"(yelling)"
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"(groaning)"
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"BRITISH TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to The Crown."
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"(woman mumbling in British accent)"
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"(man mumbling in British accent)"
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"I actually kind of love it."
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"Ah, me, too."
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"It's 'cause I'm trash, and I love how fancy it is."
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"Dad, this doesn't help with Christmas."
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"Yeah, we're screwed. Who's gonna decorate?"
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"Who's gonna cook Christmas dinner?"
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"Okay, calm down. Now, I know your mom's gone,"
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"and we're a little worried, but Daddy's got a plan."
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"All right, everybody, go outside and kneel face‐first"
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"in front of Daddy's big pre‐dug hole."
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"Come on, Peter. We can do this."
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"All right, Plan B."
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"I take two pills I got after my root canal"
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"and listen to records."
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"(smooth jazz playing)"
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"It's been four days."
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"Huh. Not too bad."
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"First of all, these are really good binoculars."
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"Second, this was a great plan."
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"Watching the family fall apart without me is better than Cabo."
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"Ah. Look at them."
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"I'll get a phone call any minute"
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"begging me to come back and save Christmas."
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"But in the meantime, it's time for a little relaxation."
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"MOTEL TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Quahog Motel,"
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"the winner of Tripadvisor's award for"
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""Best In‐Room Stationery to Write Your Suicide Note On"."
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"Yeah, this is gonna work."
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"Now all I have to do is lie here and wait, like a cobra."
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"- Cobra? Party of one? - Yes, that's me."
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"And would you like me to bring your drink from the bar?"
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"Uh, yes. I have no hands?"
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"All right, time to put up the 2020 Christmas decorations."
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"First, ethnically‐accurate Jesus goes right here"
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"next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine,"
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"followed closely by the three genderless Wise People"
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"on their Bird Scooters,"
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"Tig Notaro for some reason,"
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"and of course, the Little Drummer Them."
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"Because God forbid we call a boy a boy."
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"- Dad, what are you say... - I don't like what the world is!"
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"I'm white! When's it gonna be our turn?!"
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"Peter, relax."
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"How am I supposed to relax?"
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"Christmas is tomorrow, and that woman"
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"who normally does everything had"
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"to go help her sick aunt or something."
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"- You mean Lois? - I don't know."
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"The redhead with the voice."
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"She usually hangs up these stupid Christmas lights."
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"And these stupid Christmas wreaths."
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"And the white wire reindeers that look like ghosts."
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"Dad, look."
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"(angelic singing)"
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