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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Space Pirates (S10E10)

"[siren blaring, pirates grunting]"
Archer
"- Uh, Cyril, Cheryl? Did you guys--"
Archer
"- Fail spectacularlyat the one task you were given?"
Archer
"Cyril: You said turn off the radar."
Archer
"You didn't say anything about an alarm!"
Archer
"- It was clearly implied."
Archer
"[baby voice] Yes, it was.Wasn't it?"
Archer
"Yes, it was."
Archer
"[alarm blaring]"
Archer
"- [speaking Dri'n]"
Archer
"- All clear. No intruders in here."
Archer
"Oh, shit, is that English?"
Archer
"- He's the intruderyou're looking for!"
Archer
"Aww, balls.Mine's broken too."
Archer
"[pirates grunting]"
Archer
"- Hey, screw you for that."
Archer
"- Girl's gotta self-preserve, dude."
Archer
"[gunshots]"
Archer
"- Okay, so now we need to rescue Cyril and Cheryl--"
Archer
"- Yeah, that's great, but wehave another rescue first."
Archer
"- What? - The space ocelots, Pam."
Archer
"- We've got six minutes,"
Archer
"so let's start with the..."
Archer
"[baby talk] widdle baby furballs."
Archer
"Oh, mother--"
Archer
"- Is not what you should be,"
Archer
"because these things do not like you."
Archer
"It is a hilarious twist of fate."
Archer
"[grimalkians meowing]"
Archer
"- Holy hell, those little twerps are quick."
Archer
"Oh, well. Let's get out of here."
Archer
"- What the... - [meows]"
Archer
"- Aww, he likes you. - Um, no, Lana."
Archer
"He lovesme."
Archer
"This guy is so cool."
Archer
"Here, Lana, get a picture."
Archer
"- Just kick the little shit offand let's roll!"
Archer
"- We're buds!"
Archer
"I'm a badass space cowboy,and he's my deputy!"
Archer
"- [baby talk] Don't you wanna jump on my shoulder"
Archer
"and be my widdle deputy?"
Archer
"I'm a co-space cowboy."
Archer
"- Wow, jealousy isan ugly color on you, Lana."
Archer
"- Something's wrongwith this blaster!"
Archer
"- [grunts]"
Archer
"- Have you tried opening your eyes?"
Archer
"- [grunts] - Yes!"
Archer
"They actually are open!For real!"
Archer
"- [grunts]"
Archer
"- Guess that's not a factor anyway."
Archer
"- [speaking Dri'n]"
Archer
"- Where's the fire, brother?"
Archer
"Oh, shit, was that English? - [grunts]"
Archer
"- Why'd you even open your big mouth, Archer?"
Archer
"He was running right by us."
Archer
"- I think the better question is, why do we even have"
Archer
"a ship robot if he can't even make"
Archer
"his stupid robot gadgets work?"
Archer
"- We're cut off! - My circulation is cut off."
Archer
"The grip on this thingis unreal."
Archer
"Look at this!He's eating this shit up."
Archer
"[both grunt]"
Archer
"Come on, little buddy."
Archer
"Let's go in the fun tunnel."
Archer
"- Pam? - Nah."
Archer
"I don't do tight spaces I'm not familiar with."
Archer
"Just go. I'll hold them off"
Archer
"and meet you at the dock."
Archer
"Come and get it, space dicks!"
Archer
"- Well, at least it's downhill.- A little too downhill."
Archer
"Are you surethis is an air vent?"
Archer
"- Of course it's an air vent."
Archer
"[both screaming]"
Archer
"[pipe rattling]"
Archer
"[bodies thud]"
Archer
"- Ugh, you've gotta be shitting me."
Archer
"- Oops, I guess it wasn't an air vent."
Archer
"[grimalkian meows]"
Archer
"[lasers firing]"
Archer
"- Ah, my blaster jammed!"
Archer
"- Blasters don't jam, you lying fleshbag!"
Archer
"You're pathetic! Cover me!"
Archer
"[pirate grunting]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"- I thought you had a plan! - I do!"
Archer
"I'm making a necklace."
Archer
"- I will give you oneof my teeth."
Archer
"Just get me off this ship. - Nope, it's not the same."
Archer
"It has to be from a kill. [gasps]"
Archer
"Unless that's something you might be interested in."
Archer
"- Ew, no.Hey, any chance"
Archer
"of getting a rescue here?"
Archer
"Lana: Yeah, uh, about that. - Oh, Lana."
Archer
"Thank God. - Archer had us escape"
Archer
"in a stupid air vent that-- - Air vent, copy that."
Archer
"[pipe rattling] [bodies thud]"
Archer
"- Cyril, let her finish. - Oh, God, this is a dead end."
Archer
"We have two minutes! What do we do?"
Archer
"- Ugh, you're not gonna wet your uniform"
Archer
"like last time? Not the time or place."
Archer
"- Actually, this is a pretty good time and place."
Archer
"- New plan: we form a human-ocelot ladder..."
Archer
"- Ugh, I'd rather just die. - To get back to the air vent."
Archer
"- Stop calling it an air vent."
Archer
"- Fine! [gunfire]"
Archer
"- [yelling] Cyril: Pam!"
Archer
"Thank God.- You're running the wrong way."
Archer
"- Cannonball!"
Archer
"[all groan]"
Archer
"- It's in my mouth."
Archer
"[all grunting]"
Archer
"[gunfire]"
Archer
"- This is not good.[grimalkian meows]"
Archer
"Even my little ocelotbud bailed."
Archer
"- I'm calling Krieger for backup."
Archer
"- No, Lana.Space cowboys do or die."
Archer
"- He's our only option."
Archer
"Malory, Krieger, come in! Come in!"
Archer
"- Yes! It's Krieger. What do you need? I can do it!"
Archer
"Lana: Get down here, stat."
Archer
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