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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy (S09E09)

"Ow, God! I am so sorry!"
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"You're home early."
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"I was into this awesome girl, Abby, from the club."
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"And tonight, we were gonna take things to the next level,"
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"which is, you know, sex."
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"Always classy to name it."
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"But the one problem is she's super jealous"
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"and got this idea I was messing around"
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"with Carla from the snack bar."
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"Which I was."
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"So I had to break it off with Carla"
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"before seeing Abby."
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"- How'd it go? - I got a major tong lashing."
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"Ow!"
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"Ow! What the heck? Whoa! Hey!"
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"Carla, calm down! Wait... Oh!"
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"Wait, wait, I can explain! I can explain! Somebody help!"
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"So I covered up my bruises"
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"and checked for any snack-bar-related evidence before seeing Abby."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"I got whiplash passing a picture of you."
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"Things couldn't have been going any better..."
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"My dad is going to hate you."
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"... and then they got better."
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"Until..."
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"Mustard?"
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"You hate mustard."
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"You son of a bitch! You were with Carla!"
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"I knew there was one perfect thing"
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"I could say to save it."
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"Baby, I just snack with her."
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"You're the main course."
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"I did not come up with that thing."
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"All right."
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"- Ahh! - Looks good."
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"You know, I helped build that."
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"I... I feel like a real construction guy."
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"I kinda wish a woman would walk by"
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"so I could objectify her."
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"It's the best."
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"Listen, we just finished the project."
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"Now, come on. Take a victory lap with your old man."
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"Oh. I'd love to."
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"Hey, and I defy Cam"
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"to find anything wrong with that window."
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"It really gives your kitchen some flair."
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"Oh, hey, Gloria."
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"I finally found a great spot for the Wi-Fi"
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"just in time for the pumpkin weigh-in."
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"You sit here while I take a bath?!"
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"I'm gay? Hello?"
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"I'm more fixated on that fabulous robe."
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"I am so borrowing that for my next bath."
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"You didn't drain the water yet, did you?"
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"Okay, that's it!"
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"I can't handle you anymore!"
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"You take over my kitchen!"
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"I turn around, and you're in my face!"
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"Siamese twins have more privacy than me!"
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"Get out of my house, and never come back!"
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"Hm."
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"Well, the kitchen's done."
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"So I guess I can move back home."
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"He couldn't have sent you that message"
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"one minute ago?"
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"It's okay, Gloria."
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"It's better that I know how you actually feel."
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"Oh."
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"Well, there seems to be a lot of hubbub"
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"on the dais at pump' fest."
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"Why are they gathering all the living mayors?"
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"It's official."
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"Ms. Darla Bowater has shattered the old pumpkin record."
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"Okay."
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"I'm sure you'll understand,"
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"under these circumstances,"
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"I'll just quickly gather my things, take that bath,"
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"and... be on my way."
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"Who is it?"
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"Special delivery from UPS."
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"United Prank Service."
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"I went to the history books for this one,"
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"all the way back to the first practical joke..."
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"the Trojan Horse."
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"Only I swapped out silly string for broad swords"
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"and laughter for murder."
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"Okay."
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"You guys want to prank?"
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"Let's prank."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, no!"
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"No!"
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"Nooooo!"
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"No! Oh!"
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"They just put some toilet paper in your yard."
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"Why would he do this to us, Mother?"
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"It was an accident!"
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"Where's Fluffy?! I can't find Fluffy!"
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"Don't worry! I'll help you find her!"
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"My eye!"
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"Go in the house! Go in the house!"
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"Oh, why do I feel so energized?"
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"Because you honored your primal male instinct to build."
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"Yeah. Where once lay barren fields,"
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"because of men like us, now gleaming cities stand."
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"And what is a city, but..."
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"A closet for civilization."
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"- This is the proudest damn moment of my life. - Ah."
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"Oof."
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"That brings back painful memories."
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"Huh, seems to be turning down our street."
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"Well, what do you know?"
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"This crystal in the middle acted like a magnifying glass."
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"- Mr. Pritchett... - Yeah."
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"... this is the second time in two months."
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"We love that you're a fan,"
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"but maybe you should just buy a calendar."
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"I'm sorry, Mitch. I feel really bad."
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"Do you think maybe you could tell Cam?"
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"Oh, I don't work here anymore."
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