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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy (S09E09)

"Phil? Honey?"
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"Claire."
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"There's no sense in hiding it."
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"I did buy a giant pumpkin."
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"I puzzled that one out."
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"You're right."
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"I'm a Halloween-obsessed child-man."
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"Do you want to feel better?"
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"I took zombies to work, okay?"
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"And it died so hard."
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"Oh, my God, to be pitied by Margaret..."
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"I guess the kids are right."
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"It's time for us to start acting like adults."
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"We can have dinner parties, see plays, open IRAs."
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"We have IRAs, right?"
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"Rude awakening, Claire."
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"You think you're the fun-loving dad,"
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"putting smiles on faces, keeping childhood alive."
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"Turns out you're just the weird guy"
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"barreling down a driveway in a pumpkin-tank."
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"Phil, I command you to stop speaking like that."
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"Please let me have my feelings for one second."
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"No, come on, turn around. Seriously. It's good."
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"Wonder Woman?"
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"Yes! And I have plans for you!"
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"Who cares what anybody thinks?"
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"Screw the kids. Screw everybody at work."
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"We'll give up Halloween when we are good and ready."
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"Who are you guys supposed to be?"
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"Who your parents wish they were."
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"Ending things with Ben did not go well."
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"He kept giving me openings,"
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"and I just couldn't pull the trigger."
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"Why do I keep eating this stale bread?"
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"Do you ever do that?"
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"Like, you know something's bad,"
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"but you just keep going in for more"
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"'cause it's the only thing in front of you?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Uh, hey, this is gonna sound really gross,"
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"but I have a Band-Aid on my hand,"
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"it's on a super-hairy spot, and I know it's gonna sting."
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"Would you take it off for me, please?"
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"And do it fast. If I'm gonna be hurt,"
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"I just want to get it over with."
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"- I want to break up. - Ow!"
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"Whew!"
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"Ready to order?"
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"Uh, did you not just hear what I said?"
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"No. What?"
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"- I want to break up. - Ah-choo!"
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"Whew!"
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"So, I'm thinking nachos."
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"- What about you? - Oh, my God!"
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"I'm breaking up with you!"
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"What?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"It's been really great, but now it's over."
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"Please don't make a scene."
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"I mean, I'm sad, but I get it."
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"We're in different phases of our lives,"
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"and you live an hour away from me now,"
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"and I made out with my ex"
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"last weekend at the closet convention,"
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"so how committed am I?"
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"Plus that tension between you and Muh-ma... Oy."
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"You cheated on me?!"
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"We were drunk, okay?"
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"And she was really upset"
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"'cause she had to drop her daughter off at college."
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"You suck!"
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"To think I wasted so much time"
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"on such a weepy, clingy, Pez-eating snore!"
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"I can't believe I sat there and pretended to be a doll"
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"as you brushed my hair!"
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"You are almost the worst boyfriend I have ever had!"
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"Okay, Alex wins most embarrassing day."
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"Not so fast."
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"Look at these two ding dongs."
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"Is that Mom and Dad in a giant "punkin"?"
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"Well, at least we didn't get dragged into it this time."
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"Thank God."
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"Yep. Because we got stuff goin' on."
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"Cam..."
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"I'm sure that there were better ways"
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"for me to say what I said."
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"You're packing my face creams."
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"No need to apologize."
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"I know I crossed boundaries."
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"It's how I grew up."
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"Nobody had secrets from anybody."
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"At high-school parties, we just played Dare."
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"I know the feeling."
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"I grew up in a small town myself."
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"We had to bring in a stranger"
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"so that the children could learn who not to talk to."
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"You know, I have to say,"
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"sometimes your hometown stories sound a little made-up."
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"I am sorry that I was mean,"
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"and I am sorry"
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"that you don't have the biggest pumpkin anymore."
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"It's not even about having the record anymore."
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"I... it's just how I kept the small town alive in me."
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"- Probably dumb. - No."
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"It's hard when you have to leave a place you love."
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"Every year, it feels like more of it fades away."
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"I get very sad because I know"
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"that my accent is almost completely gone."
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"Anyway, I... I should go."
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"Wait. I have something for you."
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"A pumpkin seed?"
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"I think it can be next year's record-breaker."
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"Oh, my... Gloria..."
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"Okay!"
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"- All right, all right! - Oh, my gosh!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"We're floating in a vegetable!"
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"In a giant vegetable!"
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"As families get older, you have two options..."
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"you can force everyone together,"
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