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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy (S09E09)

"Oh, I do love this."
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"Should... should I ask Cam if it's okay?"
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"You almost just fired your dad."
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"- You're not gonna go shy on me on this... - You know what?"
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"You're right."
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"It's this glass."
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"That's it. Hey?"
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"You want to help me finish this off,"
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"- just the two of us? - You know what?"
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"Yes. Yeah, I... I would."
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"Let me just strap on this bad boy."
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"So, all the tools have been laid out."
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"What next?"
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"- Phil. - Hey, Carol."
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"I just found out my kids did this to your yard,"
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"and we are so sorry."
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"Don't be. It's Halloween."
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"It's one of the four biggest prank days of the year."
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"It's this, April Fools' Day,"
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"and the day before April Fools' Day,"
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"'cause no one sees it coming."
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"What's the fourth?"
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"Nice try, Carol."
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"The point is,"
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"you're gonna wake up one morning"
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"and find out that your kids don't TP anymore."
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"Cherish these days with your adorable little vandals."
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"Well, I appreciate the understanding,"
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"but I'm trying to teach them a lesson."
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"Oh, I'm gonna teach them a lesson,"
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"'cause it's payback time."
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"Yes!"
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"Okay, kids. I think Mr. Dunphy"
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"has better things to do than spend his day in a prank war with you."
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"Good news, boys. I don't."
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"Okay."
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"We cannot take you trick-or-treating"
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"if you don't finish your homework."
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"Didn't you two have something you wanted to talk about?"
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"Um, so, Cam..."
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"I'm trying to get Wi-Fi"
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"so I can watch the pumpkin weigh-in"
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"at the Halloween festival back home."
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"You know, 25 years ago,"
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"I raised the largest Wichita Thumper,"
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"and the record still stands."
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"I am so sorry."
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"There's no way to say that that doesn't sound braggy."
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"No, no, you just did fine."
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"Um, but I just wanted to say to you..."
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"You know, as with every pumpkin, there's a story."
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"It was a cold, bitter night,"
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"when tap-tap-tap on the window."
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"Darn if it wasn't the vine of my pumpkin,"
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"just out there trembling away."
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"That is a great story."
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"Next thing I know, Daddy's pulling the pumpkin"
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"through the window, careful, of course, not to break the vine."
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"And for months, it just became a part of our household..."
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"people stepping over it to get into the kitchen,"
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"blocked half the TV."
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"We thought "The Brady Bunch""
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"was just about three lovely girls."
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"Oh, but nobody complained."
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"Sure, I won Grand Champion,"
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"you know, and the right to name the next tornado."
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"But the thing I remember most"
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"are the sacrifices"
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"my family made for just me."
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"That's how we do family where I'm from."
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"That's how we do family where I am from!"
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"- Oh, Gloria! - Mmm!"
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"I got to get this Wi-Fi."
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"You saw that, didn't you?"
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"I see everything."
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"In 10 minutes,"
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"you're gonna storm the office,"
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"everybody freaks out,"
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"I go Wonder Woman, fight off the zombies."
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"- Got it. - Okay."
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"My kids may be over it,"
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"but at the office, they love Halloween Claire."
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"It's one of the perks of working at Pritchett's Closets."
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"Sure, you got to pitch in for coffee the rest of the year,"
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"but on October 31st, the show is free."
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"- Hey. - Ah."
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"Everyone's on their way here to a meeting."
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"Great."
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"Oh, so, no costume this year?"
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"Apparently not."
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"Oh, good call."
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"Everyone was so sick of it."
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"The pressure to dress up!"
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"You know, they begged me to talk to you,"
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"but I said, "No, Claire will realize"
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"how miserable everybody is.""
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"- So no... nobody... - I vant to drink your..."
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"We don't have to do it anymore."
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"You know, I cried in the mirror this morning?"
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"Guys, everybody. It's over."
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"The whole thing's finally over. No worries."
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"I'm just gonna need a quick second."
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"No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop."
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"- Sorry. - Go."
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"So, if you could just,"
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"uh, take your attention to the screen, please."
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"And... for the market research..."
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"Please. Nobody wants this."
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"Oh, she's surprising us."
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"It's a zombie attack."
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"Yay."
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"Oh, but it's Wonder Woman to the rescue, yeah."
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"Wonder Woman, help me."
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"Okay, fun's over."
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"Come on. Everybody..."
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"Oh!"
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"Okay! All right!"
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"Here! Take it! Take it!"
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