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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy (S09E09)

"W... we appreciate all your hard work,"
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"but we're running a little past schedule."
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"The job is done when the job is done."
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"You want it faster,"
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"next time, burn down a bookshelf."
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"Well, clearly, he doesn't know what he's doing"
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"and he's too proud to admit it."
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"I know. I know."
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"My breakfast is a LUNA Bar for women."
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"Do something."
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"They're family. What do you want me to do?"
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"You need to fire your father."
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"Don't worry. I'll take care of it."
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"- Mitchell. - I swear to God."
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"Promise me you'll get rid of them."
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"Okay."
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"Make me believe it."
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"I swear to you."
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"I didn't have a date with a guy,"
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"but rather a date with Destiny."
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"Destiny was the name of the casting director"
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"I was auditioning for."
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"I saw an ad for backup singers on a cruise ship,"
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"and I knew it was fate."
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"I have a killer voice, I love karaoke,"
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"and I'm great at partying on boats."
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"Haley Dunphy?"
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"Ahoy!"
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"I speak "ship.""
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"Bon voyage, mateys. I crushed it."
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"I even crushed the modesty after."
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""No, thank you for the chance to sing.""
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"Beth and Jessica..."
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"- Bye. - ... you guys stay."
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"Haley, we'll be in touch."
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"I had a good feeling about you two"
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"when I found out you were fellow Kappa sisters."
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"Wait."
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"You're all in the same sorority?"
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"Only the best sorority."
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"Kappa Kappa Theta!"
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"- Ooh, I wanna take ya... - Okay, okay."
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"This is why everyone hates college graduates."
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"I will walk out that door,"
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"but at least show me enough respect to admit"
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"that this decision had nothing to do with talent."
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"Because everyone knows that I was the best."
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"Well, that took a lot of guts."
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"Come with me."
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"Let's take a second look at your audition."
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"HALEY: ♪ To hold me, to scold me ♪"
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"'♪ Cause when I'm bad, I'm so, so bad ♪"
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"See? I'm fantastic."
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"Mm. Keep watching."
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"♪ So let's dance, the last dance ♪"
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"♪ Let's dance, the last dance ♪"
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"- Okay. I've seen enough. - Oh, no, no, no."
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"I had to sit through this whole thing."
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"You will, too."
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"You got to remember, this was the '60s."
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"Competition in the closet game was fierce,"
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"everybody chasing after the next big storage idea."
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"Historians remember this period as the "space race.""
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"- Oh, Mitchell. - Uh, Dad?"
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"Uh, I would like to see the kitchen."
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"I'd like to think that drinking beer makes my hair grow back,"
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"but life ain't fair."
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"Okay, uh, then w... we need to talk."
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"You guys want to take it outside?"
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"I need a couple minutes with El Rojo."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Rojo means "red.""
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"Yeah."
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"I put things together quickly, unlike your workers,"
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"which is, uh, why I'm here."
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"Um, Dad, if this is too much for you..."
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"Now, wait a second."
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"You're not here to fire me, are you?"
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"What? No."
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"Pfft! That's a strong word."
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"I've done enough axing in my time"
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"to recognize the look."
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"Just do it."
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"See, now, I was... I was hoping"
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"this would be more of a conversation."
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"Never been much for confrontation."
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"You weren't engaged to a woman six months in law school"
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"because you were good at dropping the hammer."
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"Didn't you guys get a cat together?"
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"Okay, you know? Y... y... yes!"
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"You're fired! Okay?"
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"You're an incompetent man-diva."
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"The only thing you've ever built"
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"is a closet... i.e. a box of air."
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"So get out,"
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"and don't let the door hit you"
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"on your ample behind."
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"Nicely done."
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"Maybe an unnecessary shot at closets,"
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"particularly from someone who was in one for 22 years,"
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"- but... - Mm."
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"Yeah, I get it."
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"I'll just grab my stuff."
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"Oh, my God. Dad, it's... it's done!"
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"- Yep. - Well, why didn't you say something?"
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"Well, I saw you marching in here, loaded for bear."
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"You don't usually go off on people,"
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"so I thought it'd be good for you."
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"- How'd it feel? - I didn't love it."
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"But this kitchen is amazing."
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"I only got one more thing to do."
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"I've got to seal glass in the door and hang it."
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"Now, you want to go with the stain"
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"or the clear pane Cam picked?"
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"Hmm. You know what?"
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"I... I bought this at a flea market."
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"They're not sure of the origin."
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"It either came from a 17th-century Flemish cathedral"
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"that collapsed in an earthquake"
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"or a high-school production of "Nunsense.""
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