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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Car/Motar (S01E01)

"Not used. But the new models come in burgundy."
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"Beautiful color."
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"I cannot afford a new car."
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"You wouldn't think so, but would you be surprised"
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"to know that the monthly payments are almost the same?"
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"I would be very surprised."
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"And with repairs and upkeep on a used car,"
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"you might be saving money in the long run."
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"Anyway, I'll let you guys talk."
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"Hmm.Uh, wait, wait, can we just see it?"
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"Only if you promise to take it for a test drive."
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"What do you think?"
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"It's okay."
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"Try the seat warmer."
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"Hmm. My bottom is no warmer than when I woke up this morning."
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"It takes a minute."
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"Try the hands-free option."
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"What is that?For long drives,"
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"you just set it and the car drives itself."
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"Seems like a useless feature,"
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"but whatever."
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"Take your hands off the wheel and your foot off the gas."
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"Really?Yeah. Go ahead."
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": Bismillah."
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"What is happening?"
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"It is like a ghost is driving the car."
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"Turn on the radio."
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"You get three months of satellite radio for free."
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"I do love free."
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"Once I was in the supermarket and... Oh, my God,"
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"my bottom is getting warm."
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"Riley, I have to own this car."
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"Stay frosty, snowman."
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"I can't believe she's arguing with her boss"
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"to get us a better price."
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"I hope she doesn't lose her job."
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"Good news, we got it."
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"Yay!"
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"Should we put your signature on it, make it official?"
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"Hold on. Let me see this."
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"This is all so crazy to me. No money down?"
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"In Afghanistan, if you try to buy a car"
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"without any of the money, they won't give you any of the car."
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"Well, you are paying for it, you're just paying over time."
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"Ah. Mm."
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"So, this is the monthly fee?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And the way they got it so low--"
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"which I had to fight for-- was they adjusted the APR."
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"Thank you for fighting for us."
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"Thank you for fighting for America."
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"Yeah, this all looks pretty good, uh,"
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"but we want the extended warranty."
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"Unfortunately, that isn't included in the base price."
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"Mm. It is if you want to sell us this car."
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"You are trying to get me in trouble."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Dude, that was badass."
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"What do you mean you got a new car?"
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"You said you got a new car yesterday."
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"That was a lie. Here's the car."
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"Ooh!Huh?"
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"Check it out, Zubair. How's he gonna get in?"
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"What?Boom!"
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"Is the key in his pocket or is his car just happy to see him?"
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"The answer is both."
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"Where did you get all the money?"
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"I just pay a little bit every month."
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"It is the land of opportunity and small monthly payments."
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"Hey, Zubair, check out the stereo.Oh."
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"It is like Aryana Sayeed is in the back seat."
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"Look at this."
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"Huh?"
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"You can stand up and talk"
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"to American chicks on the street."
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"Here comes one right now."
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"Lizzie, look what I got."
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"Wow, that is... How?"
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"First paycheck."
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"I told him to treat himself."
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"Hello, Lizzie, I am Al's cool cousin."
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"Name is Bair, Zubair."
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"Yeah, I know who you are."
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"You like everything I post on Instagram."
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"How about a follow back, girl?"
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"Okay, Al, I wrote your check. It was not new car money."
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"It's okay. It was no money down."
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"No money down."
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"Come on, let's take her for a spin."
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"Lizzie, come with us."
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"I will sit on your lap."
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"Even from 7,000 miles away, that is a hard pass."
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"After dinner, it would be my honor to take you for a drive."
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"Yeah, sure thing.Ah."
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"Hey, I don't want to rain on your parade or anything,"
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"but are you sure you can afford this?"
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"If he couldn't afford it, they wouldn't have sold it to him."
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"You got something to say?"
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"I looked over the paperwork. They really took you guys."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"If anything, we took them. Tell her, Al."
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"Straight to the dry cleaners."
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"Yeah, he paid twice what that car is worth."
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"That's not true. We got a great price."
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"If you paid cash, dummy."
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"You got screwed on the financing."
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"Stop trying to ruin this.Riley, pipe down, will you?"
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"I want to hear what she has to say."
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"Why are you listening to her?"
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"Because she's good with numbers."
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"You're good with... shapes."
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"Go ahead."
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"The interest rate increases"
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"up to 20% after six months."
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"Yeah, that's fine."
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"It's the same deal I got on my truck,"
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"and I'm not having any problem making payments."
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"Wait, you're still paying on that?"
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"It's been, like, three years."
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"Yeah, and in three more, it's all mine."
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