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Clips from Archer - The Archer Sanction (S06E06)

"Hang on, I'm coming!"
Archer
"Do not move! Don't move!"
Archer
"Everybody stay put, keep the weight spread out!"
Archer
"I'm gonna clip on, abseil down on a v-thread,"
Archer
"and try to reach her!"
Archer
"I'm gonna blip blorp, blobba-do dob onna beep borp,"
Archer
"check out mah beard!"
Archer
"Little jealous? Little bit, yeah."
Archer
"No no no, damn it!"
Archer
"Guys, be ready to pull on my command!"
Archer
"And we gotta hurry. A storm's coming!"
Archer
"Um, should somebody call the Ghostbusters?"
Archer
"Okay, here goes! And pull on my command!"
Archer
"So, will your feelings be super-hurt if I bang him?"
Archer
"Yes!"
Archer
"No, nothing in the study."
Archer
"Krieger, how about the other guest bedroom?"
Archer
"No, nothing."
Archer
"No sign of Ms. Archer or the baby..."
Archer
"Pam, how about in the kitchen? Pam?"
Archer
"No, nothing."
Archer
"Wh-? You better be eating snacks!"
Archer
"Ew!"
Archer
"Wait, yeah, where is Carol?"
Archer
"Growrrrf!"
Archer
"Oh, God, somebody kill me."
Archer
"We thought you threw up."
Archer
"Ew. Ew."
Archer
"What're you-- Is that a radish?"
Archer
"And literally the most fattening thing"
Archer
"in the entire goddamn fridge."
Archer
"No wonder she's so frickin skinny."
Archer
"Everything else is in plastic bags."
Archer
"What was that?"
Archer
"Don't worry about it."
Archer
"Okay, ready?"
Archer
"Ready!"
Archer
"Pull!"
Archer
"Okay, okay! Ease up, ease up..."
Archer
"Was?! Wo ist Michiko?!"
Archer
"She's dead."
Archer
"Gott im Himmel... Dio mio..."
Archer
"The fall... must've broken her neck."
Archer
"Oh, my God..."
Archer
"Well, now, that could be very good for us."
Archer
"Japan? Axis power?"
Archer
"Okay people, listen up!"
Archer
"We've got a blizzard rolling in on us right now!"
Archer
"There's no time to descend!"
Archer
"We've gotta bivouac right here, right now!"
Archer
"C'mon, people, let's move!"
Archer
"B-but, what about Michiko?!"
Archer
"You mean her body."
Archer
"But-- She's dead,"
Archer
"but we're alive! And you never let"
Archer
"the dead jeopardize the entire party!"
Archer
"Now, you would know that if you were"
Archer
"an experienced climber like you said you were!"
Archer
"You think it's Hessler?"
Archer
"Axis power Germany..."
Archer
"Axis power Italy..."
Archer
"Then yeah, I dunno."
Archer
"Goddammit."
Archer
"Okay, listen up, people!"
Archer
"Now, we've only got two bivvy tents!"
Archer
"Ta-daaa!"
Archer
"And two bivvy sacks! But that's okay,"
Archer
"because it's gonna hit 70 below,"
Archer
"so if we wanna live, we're gonna have to combine"
Archer
"our body heat. Wait, do huh?"
Archer
"So what we're gonna do is strip down naked."
Archer
"We're gonna go three to a tent, three to a bag!"
Archer
"And I actually have some thoughts on that,"
Archer
"who-should-go-where-wise!"
Archer
"We go wiss him! Americans go zair!"
Archer
"Well, now, let's just hear him out at least!"
Archer
"As if..."
Archer
"No, she was totally in there."
Archer
"Hurry up, dammit! Get in your tent,"
Archer
"huddle up, and hang on tight!"
Archer
"The wind's probably gonna hit a hundred miles --"
Archer
"Shut the goddamn door!"
Archer
"What're you -- zip it up!"
Archer
"I am, obviously! If you'd shut up!"
Archer
"Wh-?! Nooope!"
Archer
"What?"
Archer
"I am not ridin' bitch in this tent!"
Archer
"You have to! It's the only way"
Archer
"to keep Ray's genitals away from mine!"
Archer
"Oh, as if!"
Archer
"Uh-uh, no. No. Ray is the DMZ."
Archer
"Goddammit..."
Archer
"Oh, please, I oughta be worried"
Archer
"about your dirty old junk touching mine..."
Archer
"Ray, if I ever have sex with a man,"
Archer
"it'll be a man who remembers the gum."
Archer
"And, not that it matters, also black."
Archer
"Eat a dick, blizzard."
Archer
"Can you see anything?"
Archer
"Besides snow?"
Archer
"Yes, Archer, besides snow."
Archer
"Hang on..."
Archer
"Hang on... No."
Archer
"Well, now nobody's answering their damn phones."
Archer
"I tried Cyril, Pam, Cheryl,"
Archer
"now I'm even trying Krieger!"
Archer
"Where the hell is everybody?"
Archer
"♪ Teutonic butts ♪"
Archer
"♪ teutonic butts ♪"
Archer
"♪ white on white butts ♪"
Archer
"♪ white on white butts ♪"
Archer
"Seriously, I swear to God,"
Archer
"somebody please come in here and kill me..."
Archer
"I would if I had the strength, dick!"
Archer
"What'd I do? You poisoned us!"
Archer
"With that stupid ceviche nobody asked you to bring!"
Archer
"You asked me to bring it!"
Archer
"I didn't know what ceviche was!"
Archer
"Uh, hey guys?"
Archer
"What do you want? What is it?"
Archer
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