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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Naked Ant (S01E01)

"What a laugh he is, that scottish person!"
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"Good old norman."
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"He's on the telephone the whole time nowadays."
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"In business, is he?"
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"Soon, baby."
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"Course, it's his big day, thursday."
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"Oh, they've been planning it for months."
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"What happens then?"
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"Oh, it's the north minehead by-election."
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"Mr. hilter's standing as a national bocialist candidate."
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"He's got wonderful plans for minehead."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, for a start"
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"He wants to annex poland."
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"Oh, north minehead's"
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"Conservative, isn't it?"
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"Well, they get a lot of people at their rallies."
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"Rallies?"
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"Well, their bocialist meetings"
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"Down at the axis cafe in rosedale road."
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"achtung, achtung!"
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"uber alles!"
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"die eltern im mittelalter und die jungen"
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"alles muss mit dem mittelschmerz gestoppen sein!"
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"I... am not a racialist..."
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"but-- und this is a big but--"
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"We in the national bocialist party believe"
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"das uberleben..."
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"muss gestammen sein mit der schneakyarmstrong-jones."
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"historische taunton ist volkermeinig von meinhead."
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"Mr. hitler..."
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"Hilter... he says that historically"
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"Taunton..."
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"Is part of minehead already."
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"He's right, do you know that?"
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"und bridgwater ist die letzte fuhlung"
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"das wir haben in somerset!"
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"sieg heil! sieg heil!"
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"What do you think of mr. hilter's policies?"
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"Well, I don't like the sound"
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"Of these here boncentration bamps."
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"Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head."
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"Well, I think he'd do a lot of good for the stock exchange."
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"No, no."
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"Oh, yes, britischer pals"
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"he is wunderbar... ful, ja."
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"I think he's right about the coons"
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"But then I'm a bit mental."
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"I think he's got beautiful legs."
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"Well, speaking as conservative candidate"
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"I just drone on and on and on and on"
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"Never letting anyone else get a word in edgewise"
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"Until I start foaming at the mouth"
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"And falling over backwards."
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"Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards."
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"Is he foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards"
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"Or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth?"
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"tonight's spectrum examines the whole question"
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"Of frothing and falling, coughing and calling"
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"Screaming and bawling, walling and stalling"
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"Galling and mauling, palling and hauling"
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"Trawling and squalling and zalling."
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"Zalling? is there a word zalling?"
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"If there is, what does it mean?"
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"If there isn't, what does it mean?"
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"Perhaps both, maybe neither."
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"What do I mean by the word mean?"
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"What do I mean by the word word?"
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"What do I mean by what do I mean?"
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"What do I mean by do and what do I do by mean?"
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"What do I do by do by do?"
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"And what do I mean by wasting your time like this? good night."
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"Good night."
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"Good evening, I wish to report a burglary."
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"Speak up, please, sir."
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"I wish to report a burglary."
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"I can't hear you, sir."
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"I wish to report a burglary!"
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"That's a little bit too loud."
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"Could you say it"
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"Just a little less loud than that?"
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"I wish to report a burglary!"
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"No, I'm still not getting anything."
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"Uh, could you try it in a higher register?"
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"What do you mean, in a higher register?"
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"What?"
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"I wish to report a burglary."
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"That's it, wait a moment."
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"Now, a little bit louder."
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"I wish to report a burglary!"
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"Report a what?"
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"Burglary!!"
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"That's it, now keep it there."
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"Hello, sarge!"
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"Evening, charlie."
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"I was sitting at home"
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"With a friend of mine from camber sands"
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"When we heard a noise in the bedroom!"
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"We went to investigate and found £5,000 stolen!"
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"Well, I'm afraid I'm off duty now, sir."
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"Uh, could you tell sergeant foster?"
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"I was sitting at home"
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"With a friend of mine from camber sands!"
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"Excuse me, sir, but, uh, why the funny voice?"
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"Oh, I'm terribly sorry."
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"I'd just got used to talking like that to the other sergeant."
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"I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir."
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"Could you try speaking in a lower register?"
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"What? oh."
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"I wish to report the loss of £5,000."
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"£5,000? that's serious."
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"You'd better speak to the detective inspector."
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"What seems to be the trouble, sergeant?"
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"Well, this gentleman, sir, has come in"
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"To report that he was sitting at home with a friend"
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"When he heard a noise in the back room"
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"Went round to investigate"
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"And found that £5,000 in savings had been stolen."
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"I see."
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"Where do you live, sir?"
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