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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Naked Ant (S01E01)

121 halliwell road, dulwich, se21.

"121 halliwell road, dulwich, se21."

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121 halliwell road, dulwich, se21.

"121 halliwell road, dulwich, se21."

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Another halliwell road job, eh, sergeant?

"Another halliwell road job, eh, sergeant?"

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Yes, I can't believe it.

"Yes, I can't believe it."

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I thought the bloke who'd done that

"I thought the bloke who'd done that"

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Was put inside last year.

"Was put inside last year."

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Yes, in parkhurst.

"Yes, in parkhurst."

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Well, it must have been somebody else.

"Well, it must have been somebody else."

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Thank you, sergeant.

"Thank you, sergeant."

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We'll get things moving right away.

"We'll get things moving right away."

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You take over here, sergeant.

"You take over here, sergeant."

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Alert all squad cars in the area.

"Alert all squad cars in the area."

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Hello, darling

"Hello, darling"

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I'm afraid I shall be late.

"I'm afraid I shall be late."

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Calling all squad cars in the area.

"Calling all squad cars in the area."

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I think that's in very bad taste.

"I think that's in very bad taste."

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Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

"Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way."

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Good afternoon, and welcome to hurlingham park.

"Good afternoon, and welcome to hurlingham park."

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You join us just as the competitors are running out

"You join us just as the competitors are running out"

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Onto the field on this lovely winter's afternoon here

"Onto the field on this lovely winter's afternoon here"

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With the going firm underfoot and very little sign of rain.

"With the going firm underfoot and very little sign of rain."

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Well, it certainly looks

"Well, it certainly looks"

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As though we're in for a splendid afternoon's sport

"As though we're in for a splendid afternoon's sport"

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In this, the 127th upper-class twit of the year show.

"In this, the 127th upper-class twit of the year show."

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Well, the competitors will be off any moment

"Well, the competitors will be off any moment"

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So let me just identify them for you.

"So let me just identify them for you."

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Vivian smith-smythe-smith has o-level in chemo-hygiene.

"Vivian smith-smythe-smith has o-level in chemo-hygiene."

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Simon-zinc-trumpet-harris

"Simon-zinc-trumpet-harris"

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Married to a very attractive table lamp.

"Married to a very attractive table lamp."

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Nigel incubator-jones-- his best friend is a tree

"Nigel incubator-jones-- his best friend is a tree"

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And in his spare time, he's a stockbroker.

"And in his spare time, he's a stockbroker."

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Gervaise brook-hampster is in the guards

"Gervaise brook-hampster is in the guards"

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And his father uses him as a wastepaper basket.

"And his father uses him as a wastepaper basket."

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And finally, oliver st. john- mollusc, harrow and the guards

"And finally, oliver st. john- mollusc, harrow and the guards"

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Thought by many to be this year's outstanding twit.

"Thought by many to be this year's outstanding twit."

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Now they're moving out to the starting line.

"Now they're moving out to the starting line."

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There's a jolly good crowd here today.

"There's a jolly good crowd here today."

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Now they're under starter's orders

"Now they're under starter's orders"

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And...

"And..."

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They're off!

"They're off!"

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Oh, no, they're not.

"Oh, no, they're not."

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No, they didn't realize they were supposed to start.

"No, they didn't realize they were supposed to start."

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Never mind, we'll soon sort that out.

"Never mind, we'll soon sort that out."

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The judge is explaining it to them now.

"The judge is explaining it to them now."

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I think nigel and gervaise have got the idea.

"I think nigel and gervaise have got the idea."

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All set to go.

"All set to go."

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Oh, and they're off.

"Oh, and they're off."

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And it's a fast start this year.

"And it's a fast start this year."

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Oliver st. john-mollusc running a bit wide there

"Oliver st. john-mollusc running a bit wide there"

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And now they're coming into their first test--

"And now they're coming into their first test--"

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The straight line.

"The straight line."

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They've got to walk along this straight line

"They've got to walk along this straight line"

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Without falling over.

"Without falling over."

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And oliver's over at the back there...

"And oliver's over at the back there..."

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Uh, simon's coming through quite fast on the outside.

"Uh, simon's coming through quite fast on the outside."

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I think simon and nigel...

"I think simon and nigel..."

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Both of them coming through very fast.

"Both of them coming through very fast."

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There's nigel there, number three, I'm sorry.

"There's nigel there, number three, I'm sorry."

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And on the outside, there's gervaise

"And on the outside, there's gervaise"

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Coming through just out of shot.

"Coming through just out of shot."

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And now, the positions:

"And now, the positions:"

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Simon and vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump--

"Simon and vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump--"

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Three layers of matchboxes to clear.

"Three layers of matchboxes to clear."

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And simon's over and vivian's over beautifully.

"And simon's over and vivian's over beautifully."

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Oh, the jump of a lifetime--

"Oh, the jump of a lifetime--"

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If only his father could understand.

"If only his father could understand."

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Here's nigel... he's confused.

"Here's nigel... he's confused."

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No, gervaise is over.

"No, gervaise is over."

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He's, uh... nigel is over...

"He's, uh... nigel is over..."

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He's only just hit the top.

"He's only just hit the top."

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And now it's gervaise.

"And now it's gervaise."

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Gervaise is going to jump.

"Gervaise is going to jump."

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Is it... no, he's jumped the wrong way. Gervaise is going to jump.

"Is it... no, he's jumped the wrong way. Gervaise is going to jump."

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Is it... no, he's jumped the wrong way.

"Is it... no, he's jumped the wrong way."

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There he goes.

"There he goes."

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Nigel's over beautifully.

"Nigel's over beautifully."

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Now it's only oliver, oliver and gervaise...

"Now it's only oliver, oliver and gervaise..."

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Oh, bad luck.

"Oh, bad luck."

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And now it's kicking the beggar.

"And now it's kicking the beggar."

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Simon's there, and he's putting the boot in

"Simon's there, and he's putting the boot in"

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And not terribly hard

"And not terribly hard"

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But he's going down, so simon can move on.

"But he's going down, so simon can move on."

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Now vivian's there.

"Now vivian's there."

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Vivian is there and waiting for a chance.

"Vivian is there and waiting for a chance."

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Here he comes.

"Here he comes."

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Oh, a real pile driver, a real pile driver.

"Oh, a real pile driver, a real pile driver."

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And now simon's at number one; vivian, two;

"And now simon's at number one; vivian, two;"

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Nigel, three; gervaise at four; and oliver bringing up the rear.

"Nigel, three; gervaise at four; and oliver bringing up the rear."

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Uh... there's oliver, there's oliver now.

"Uh... there's oliver, there's oliver now."

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He's at the back.

"He's at the back."

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I think he's having a little trouble

"I think he's having a little trouble"

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With his old brain injury.

"With his old brain injury."

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He's going to have a go...

"He's going to have a go..."

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No, no, bad luck.

"No, no, bad luck."

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He's up, he doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy.

"He's up, he doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy."

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He doesn't know when he's winning either.

"He doesn't know when he's winning either."

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He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus known to man.

"He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus known to man."

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He's now standing up... oh, bad luck.

"He's now standing up... oh, bad luck."

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Oh, there's gervaise putting the boot in there.

"Oh, there's gervaise putting the boot in there."

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There's no need for him to do this.

"There's no need for him to do this."

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He's got the beggar down.

"He's got the beggar down."

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The steward's giving him a little bit of advice.

"The steward's giving him a little bit of advice."

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Yes, he can move on now.

"Yes, he can move on now."

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He can move on to the hunt photograph.

"He can move on to the hunt photograph."

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There's gerv... I think he's... yes, he's off.

"There's gerv... I think he's... yes, he's off."

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Gervaise is there, and oliver's still at the back

"Gervaise is there, and oliver's still at the back"

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Having trouble with the matchboxes.

"Having trouble with the matchboxes."

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Now, here's the hunt ball photograph.

"Now, here's the hunt ball photograph."

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And the first here is simon.

"And the first here is simon."

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He's going to en joy a joke with lady arabella plunkett.

"He's going to en joy a joke with lady arabella plunkett."

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She hopes to go into films.

"She hopes to go into films."

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And vivian's through there

"And vivian's through there"

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And nigel's there en joying a joke

"And nigel's there en joying a joke"

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With lady sarah pencil farthing vivian steamroller

"With lady sarah pencil farthing vivian steamroller"

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Adams pie biscuit aftershave gore stringbottom smith.

"Adams pie biscuit aftershave gore stringbottom smith."

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And there's... and there's simon now in the sports car.

"And there's... and there's simon now in the sports car."

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He's reversed into the old woman.

"He's reversed into the old woman."

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He's caught her absolutely beautifully.

"He's caught her absolutely beautifully."

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Now he's going to accelerate forward there

"Now he's going to accelerate forward there"

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To wake up the neighbor.

"To wake up the neighbor."

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