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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Naked Ant (S01E01)

Really?

"Really?"

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There was

"There was"

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A three-mile queue just before bridgwater on the a38

"A three-mile queue just before bridgwater on the a38"

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Only normally we come round on the b3339

"Only normally we come round on the b3339"

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Just before bridgwater, you see.

"Just before bridgwater, you see."

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Really?

"Really?"

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We risked it They're going to widen it there.

"We risked it They're going to widen it there."

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Are they?

"Are they?"

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Just there At the intersection where the a372 joins up

"Just there At the intersection where the a372 joins up"

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There's plenty of room to widen it there.

"There's plenty of room to widen it there."

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There's only the grass verges.

"There's only the grass verges."

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They could get another six feet

"They could get another six feet"

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Knock down that hospital.

"Knock down that hospital."

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Then we took the coast road through williton

"Then we took the coast road through williton"

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And got all the taunton traffic on the a358

"And got all the taunton traffic on the a358"

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From crowcombe and stogumber.

"From crowcombe and stogumber."

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Well, you must be dying for a cup of tea.

"Well, you must be dying for a cup of tea."

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Well, wouldn't say no, not if it's warm and wet.

"Well, wouldn't say no, not if it's warm and wet."

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Well, come on in the lounge.

"Well, come on in the lounge."

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I'm just about to serve afternoon tea.

"I'm just about to serve afternoon tea."

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Very nice.

"Very nice."

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Come on in, mr. and mrs. johnson.

"Come on in, mr. and mrs. johnson."

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Oh, this is

"Oh, this is"

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Mr. and mrs. phillips.

"Mr. and mrs. phillips."

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Good afternoon.

"Good afternoon."

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It's their third year with us.

"It's their third year with us."

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We can't keep you away, can we?

"We can't keep you away, can we?"

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And over here

"And over here"

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Is mr. hilter.

"Is mr. hilter."

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Ah, good time, good afternoon.

"Ah, good time, good afternoon."

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Planning a little excursion

"Planning a little excursion"

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Are we, mr. hilter?

"Are we, mr. hilter?"

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uh, ja, ja!

"uh, ja, ja!"

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We make a little...

"We make a little..."

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was ist ruckweise bewegen?

"was ist ruckweise bewegen?"

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hike.

"hike."

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Hiking.

"Hiking."

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We make a little hike for...

"We make a little hike for..."

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For bideford.

"For bideford."

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Oh, well, you'll be wanting the a39 then.

"Oh, well, you'll be wanting the a39 then."

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No, no, you've got the wrong map there.

"No, no, you've got the wrong map there."

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This is stalingrad.

"This is stalingrad."

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$You want the ilfracombe$

"You want the ilfracombe"

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And barnstaple section.

"And barnstaple section."

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Ah, hein... reginald

"Ah, hein... reginald"

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You have the wrong map here

"You have the wrong map here"

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You silly old leg-before-wicket english person.

"You silly old leg-before-wicket english person."

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i'm sorry, mein fuhrer.

"i'm sorry, mein fuhrer."

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I did not...

"I did not..."

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mein dickie, old chum.

"mein dickie, old chum."

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Lucky mr. johnson

"Lucky mr. johnson"

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Pointed that out, eh?

"Pointed that out, eh?"

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You wouldn't have had much fun

"You wouldn't have had much fun"

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In stalingrad, would you?

"In stalingrad, would you?"

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I said you wouldn't have had much fun

"I said you wouldn't have had much fun"

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In stalingrad, would you?

"In stalingrad, would you?"

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Not much fun in stalingrad, no.

"Not much fun in stalingrad, no."

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Oh, I'm sorry

"Oh, I'm sorry"

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I didn't introduce you.

"I didn't introduce you."

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This is ron... ron ribbentrop.

"This is ron... ron ribbentrop."

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Oh, not von ribbentrop?

"Oh, not von ribbentrop?"

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nein! nein! nein!

"nein! nein! nein!"

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Oh... no, he different other chap.

"Oh... no, he different other chap."

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No, I in somerset am being born.

"No, I in somerset am being born."

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Von ribbentrop is born in gotterammerstrasse 46

"Von ribbentrop is born in gotterammerstrasse 46"

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Dusseldorf, west eight...

"Dusseldorf, west eight..."

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So they say!

"So they say!"

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And this is the quiet one, mr. bimmler.

"And this is the quiet one, mr. bimmler."

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Heimlich bimmler.

"Heimlich bimmler."

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How do you do there, squire?

"How do you do there, squire?"

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Also I am not minehead lad

"Also I am not minehead lad"

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But I in peterborough, lincolnshire house

"But I in peterborough, lincolnshire house"

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Was given birth to

"Was given birth to"

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But stay in peterborough, lincolnshire house

"But stay in peterborough, lincolnshire house"

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All during war, owing to nasty running sores

"All during war, owing to nasty running sores"

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And was unable to go in the streets

"And was unable to go in the streets"

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play fussball or go to nurnberg.

"play fussball or go to nurnberg."

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I am retired window cleaner and pacifist

"I am retired window cleaner and pacifist"

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Without doing war crimes.

"Without doing war crimes."

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And am very glad england win world cup

"And am very glad england win world cup"

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Bobby charlton and martin peters

"Bobby charlton and martin peters"

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And eating lots of chips and fish

"And eating lots of chips and fish"

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And toad in the holes

"And toad in the holes"

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And dundee cake on piccadilly line

"And dundee cake on piccadilly line"

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Don't you know, old chap

"Don't you know, old chap"

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And was head of gestapo for ten years...

"And was head of gestapo for ten years..."

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Five years!

"Five years!"

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oh! no, no, nein

"oh! no, no, nein"

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I was not head of gestapo at all.

"I was not head of gestapo at all."

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I make joke.

"I make joke."

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Oh, mr. bimmler

"Oh, mr. bimmler"

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You do have us on.

"You do have us on."

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Oh, excuse me

"Oh, excuse me"

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I must just go and answer that.

"I must just go and answer that."

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Uh, how long you down here for, mr. hilter?

"Uh, how long you down here for, mr. hilter?"

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Just the fortnight?

"Just the fortnight?"

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Why do you ask that?

"Why do you ask that?"

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You a spy or something?

"You a spy or something?"

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Get over there against the wall, britischer pig.

"Get over there against the wall, britischer pig."

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You're going to die.

"You're going to die."

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Take it easy, dickie, old chum.

"Take it easy, dickie, old chum."

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I'm sorry, mr. johnson.

"I'm sorry, mr. johnson."

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He's a bit on edge.

"He's a bit on edge."

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He hasn't slept since 1945.

"He hasn't slept since 1945."

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Shut your cake hole, you nazi.

"Shut your cake hole, you nazi."

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cool it, fuhrer cat.

"cool it, fuhrer cat."

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The fun we have.

"The fun we have."

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Haven't I seen him

"Haven't I seen him"

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On the television?

"On the television?"

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nicht, nein, nein... oh, no.

"nicht, nein, nein... oh, no."

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Television doctor?

"Television doctor?"

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No! no!

"No! no!"

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Telephone, mr. hilter.

"Telephone, mr. hilter."

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It's that nice mr. mcgoering

"It's that nice mr. mcgoering"

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From the bell and compasses.

"From the bell and compasses."

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He says he's found a place

"He says he's found a place"

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Where you can hire bombers by the hour.

"Where you can hire bombers by the hour."

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If he opens his big mouth again, it's lampshade time!

"If he opens his big mouth again, it's lampshade time!"

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Shut up!

"Shut up!"

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Hire bombers by the hour.

"Hire bombers by the hour."

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