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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Snackers (S04E04)

"♪ They found me in the woods ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I was raised by possums ♪"
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"♪ You wouldn't believe it, but the life was awesome ♪"
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"♪ I was the most crucial marsupial ♪"
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"- Can I help you? - Oh! Oh!"
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"Ders, I didn't know anybody else was in here, man."
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"You scared the crap out of me."
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"The shower's running, Karl."
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"Did you catch it?"
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"Ha! You didn't get it. It was a joke."
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"Get out now."
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"Oh, my God, come on, man. I flushed my hacky sack down there."
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"I got to get my hacky sack back, jack."
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"Fine. And then get out of here."
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"Jesus. Thank God I come from plumbing stock."
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"Mammy and Grambo were two of the best."
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"Oh, my... Dude!"
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"You put your dookie in there. You said it was a hacky sack."
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"Well, yeah. I had to take a crap, and the sink was too high, man."
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"Come on, what do you expect?"
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"I hate you. Get out. Give me the monkey-wrench thing."
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"- Fine. Give it a shot. - Oh, my God!"
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"Well, as long as we get this thing unclogged before my party, I'll be fine."
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"Wait. What party? Ow! Oh."
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"- I just loosened something. - Yeah, you did."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my hacky sack. Nice, dude. Thank you."
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"♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta gotta ♪"
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"♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- Man, it smells like farts. - I don't smell farts."
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"We are not throwing a party for Karl!"
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"What are you talking about? Karl's episode of Cheaters is re-airing."
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"You know the one, where he gets caught munching that married chick's carp."
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"You loved that party last year."
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"Remember all those star-fugger chicks were, like,"
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""Oh! Oh!" like, ready."
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"They didn't actually make that noise,"
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"- But they were throwing out the vibe. - Yeah, they were throwing that vibe."
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"It was more of a vibe than a noise."
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"Okay, yes, we are definitely gonna have this party."
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"I'm hoping this year to have some, like, intercourse,"
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"'cause last year I just had, like, a ton of outercourse."
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"So I'm hoping to get inside this time."
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"- I believe in you. - Thank you."
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"All right, hold up, hold up."
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"You guys want to fuck my fan club, that's totally cool with me."
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"That's legitimate. But..."
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"you better not run out of snacks like you did last time, okay?"
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"I'm not showing up unless you guys get me"
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"a giant popcorn tin with three flavors of popcorn..."
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"Caramel, cheddar,"
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"and whatever else comes in it."
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"- Popcorn diva. - He's changed."
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"Yeah, TV changed a man."
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"But you know what that means."
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"We got to go snack shopping."
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"- Yeah. - And, Ders..."
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"Wearing a towel like a woman..."
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"That's funny, dude!"
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"- Pretty good, right? - Yes."
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"Yeah, I was getting out of the shower, I looked in the mirror,"
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"I was like, "Just do it.""
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"What the hell?"
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"- Who stole all the snacks? - You know what? I bet it was us..."
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"the other day."
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"- Freak! - Oh, cool, a clif bar."
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"I'd rather jump off one than eat one of those disgusting things!"
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"- Right? - They suck. They're dry."
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"Let's go talk to Alice about how pissed we are!"
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"Got a bone to pick."
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"I'm actually gonna eat this. These aren't as bad as I said earlier."
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"Oh, God! Do you not knock?"
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"The break room has been robbed. There are thieves in our midst."
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"Yes. And we, the dudes, have the right to bear snacks."
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"That's right, so gummi bears, Teddy Grahams,"
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"honey, salmon, caesar..."
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"And they have those really good ones with the white bag,"
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"- with the frosting and the sprinkles. - Okay, listen up, everyone."
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"Okay, I am sick and tired"
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"of hearing about the goddamn break room."
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"- Yep. - "Oh, where's my jell-o?""
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""Waymond's putting his fingers in my peanut butter.""
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"Choose someone to be in charge of the snacks,"
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"And I will give them my Costco card, the end."
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"Never fear, Monteezy is here."
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"Colleen got me on this new-age diet, and I'm looking two words: Dee licious."
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"- You look horrible. - Yeah. Still..."
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"- You look really bad. - Listen,"
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"I say we take the break room, and we "healthify" this bitch."
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"You know, I used to be like, "Oh, hell, kale?""
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"Now I'm like, "Oh, hell, kale!""
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"- He said the same thing. - And these juice cleanses..."
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"Got my skin glowing like Paula Abdul."
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"I'll #### to that."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the clock."
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"Okay, check yourself before you elect yourself."
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"We're gonna have a proper election happening here."
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"Okay, who else is gonna run?"
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"We will, like, together as, like..."
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"Like, we'll be combined, like Voltron,"
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"Except for we're not gonna run."
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"We're gonna sprint, like Usain Bolt-ron."
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"What?"
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"How did I think of that? That was so good."
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"That was so good. That was smart of me."
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"I was like Jay-Z."
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"If you could just excuse us for one second."
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"- That was amazing. - Thank you."
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"But we can't elect ourselves because they're gonna know"
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"we're stealing the snacks, you dig?"
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"But, dude, did you hear? The Costco card, man..."
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"That's, like, bulk snacks, samplers, bulk booze."
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"- Kirkland! - Kirkland. - Kirkland."
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"- You know about that. It's so good. - I know about that."
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"- Best vodka. - Yeah, I rep Kirkland."
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"Here's what we're gonna do."
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"We're gonna elect Jillian. That way, we'll tell her what to buy."
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"We'll steal from her. It wont come back to us."
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"- We'll be geniuses. - Yeah. She'll be..."
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