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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Sparks (S06E06)

"Hey, Donna, now that we have our wedding rings and you can't back out,"
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"I have something that I want to confess."
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"I want to do the bunny hop at our wedding."
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"I'm good at it, and I don't get to show it off that often."
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"Okay,"
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"but I want to walk into the reception under an archway of cupcakes."
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"Ooh, deal."
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"Don't look! Turn away!"
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"Whoa. What? What? Oh."
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"Did you get me a present?"
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"Is it bongo drums?"
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"No. I don't want you to see my wedding dress. It's bad luck."
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"Isn't having sex before the wedding the bad luck thing?"
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"Well, that too."
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"Eric, getting married is like one big minefield."
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"One false step, and limbs just flying everywhere."
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"Well, don't worry. I didn't see your wedding dress, so..."
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"so"
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"I think we just saved ourselves some bad luck. Now let's take that credit that we've earned"
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"and use it to have sex."
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"Come on. We can't lose. It's gonna be like playing with the house's money."
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"Eric, if we broke our celibacy vow now, what would it say about us?"
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"It would say,"
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""yay! We had sex!""
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"All right, fine."
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"Can we look at our ring inscriptions, or is that bad luck, too?"
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"Well, no, that I have to look at so I can return it in case you wrote something stupid."
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""To Eric,"
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"love Donna.""
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"Well, it's not stupid."
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"It's short."
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"It's terse."
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"Quite possibly even a little rude."
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""All my friends know the low rider.""
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"Um, I don't get it."
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"Am I the low rider?"
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"Wait. What do you mean all your friends know me? Are you saying I'm a whore?"
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"No, no, Donna."
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""Low rider" is the song that was playing in the car at the end of our first date."
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"Remember, you wore that red dress,"
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"and at the end of the night, I kissed you, and I remember thinking I just...you know,"
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"I just can't believe she's with me."
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"Eric, that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard."
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"Take your pants off."
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"That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard."
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"Fellas,"
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"I convinced Donna to break her celibacy vow,"
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"which in laymen's terms means..."
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"I'm a layman."
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"Damn, Forman, got your girlfriend to have sex with you?"
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"What is your secret?"
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"Okay, you guys, it's a big deal. Have either of you ever slept with my girlfriend?"
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"No, but I've done it with Hyde's girlfriend."
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"And I was good."
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"Well, just what the heck is this?"
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"What a great auction! Red had a few beers and bought a canoe."
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"I bought a canoe!"
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"Who would've thought me and Red go out and he's the one to buy something stupid?"
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"I don't know where I'm gonna put this."
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"Red, why would you buy a canoe?"
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"I think the question is..."
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"why haven't I before?"
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"But we can't afford this."
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"Sure we can."
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"I used the money that you gave me yesterday."
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"That was for Eric's wedding present."
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"Congratulations, Eric."
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"I knew you always wanted a canoe."
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"Fine, Red."
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"Since you blew the money, I expect you to come up with a nice sentimental gift for Eric that doesn't cost anything."
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"Well, that's what you get for going out and drinking. Maybe one day you'll learn to stay at home and drink, like me."
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"Hey, boys."
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"I bought a canoe."
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"Oh, hey, Jackie. I just left my coat here"
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"after Donna and I..."
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"well, I'm sure she already filled you in on all the juicy details."
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"Yeah, heard all about your little leg cramp."
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"Hey, I can turn a leg cramp into magic!"
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"Ehh..."
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"she just doesn't get me."
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"Oh, no, Donna's wedding dress."
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"Oh, no."
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"Donna's wedding dress."
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"Bad luck. Bad voodoo."
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"Please. Give me a break."
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"A well, boys,"
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"thanks to our time here in the circle, I've come up with a perfectly rational way to keep Donna from finding out that I tore her dress."
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"I'm gonna destroy the earth."
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"Okay, well,"
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"first you gotta go to another planet"
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"and then you gotta build a giant a death ray and aim it at the earth."
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"That's pretty complicated."
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"I can lend you my sketches if you want."
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"That's a great plan."
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"It's like so many of our ideas sound good in the circle, but later on they just sound stupid."
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"But a death ray..."
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"it's awesome."
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"Fez, stop smelling the dress."
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"Hey, either I do this now, or I do it at the reception. It's your choice."
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"So Mrs. Forman told me to get this thing out of her sight."
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"Now that could mean put it in the garage,"
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"leave it out for the garbageman."
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"I like to think it meant,"
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""hey, have a free canoe.""
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"And the three of us with a canoe, we'll be unstoppable."
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"What should we do with it?"
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"Let's see."
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"What could we do with a canoe that would make people say,"
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""oh, no, what's wrong with them?""
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"I know what we could do today that's gonna be really fun."
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"Kelso, the last time you said that, we had to get your stomach pumped."
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"I'm in."
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"Hey, so, uh,"
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"how do you plan on steering this thing on land?"
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"Duh."
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"Kelso, I think you should wear a helmet just in case anything goes wrong."
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"Fez,"
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"I'm riding an open canoe down a rocky mountainside. What could possibly go wrong?"
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"I think I'm with Fez on this helmet thing."
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