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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Snow Ball (S08E08)

"Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're a clown."
Modern Family (2009)
"Isn't that mostly just pranking people?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top."
Modern Family (2009)
"What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We got to keep our eyes peeled"
Modern Family (2009)
"for kids trying to bring alcohol in here."
Modern Family (2009)
"I cannot make it through this thing without a drink."
Modern Family (2009)
"Marjorie, 12:00."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, God."
Modern Family (2009)
"Quick, pretend we're having a fight."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then she won't come over here."
Modern Family (2009)
"You stole my inheritance, you gold digger!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow, you had that one ready to go."
Modern Family (2009)
"There you are."
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you get my texts?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Look what I've already confiscated."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, shameful. I'll take that."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, I still need volunteers to call parents"
Modern Family (2009)
"for silent auction items."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've divided it into six-hour shifts,"
Modern Family (2009)
"so if you switch ears every half-hour,"
Modern Family (2009)
"it's actually not bad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can I count on you two ladies?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm so busy, but I can't speak for Gloria."
Modern Family (2009)
"My phone English no so good."
Modern Family (2009)
"I get it. I'm a bit of a nag-eroo."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Like my mom always jokes,"
Modern Family (2009)
"you know who you should bore with this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Your husband. Oh, right, he left you."
Modern Family (2009)
"That woman is so uptight."
Modern Family (2009)
"-You know what she needs? -Mm."
Modern Family (2009)
"A man."
Modern Family (2009)
"That is a very old-fashioned attitude,"
Modern Family (2009)
"which in this case, seems pretty accurate."
Modern Family (2009)
"A man, a man, a man. Where can we find one."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Siri, record "Antiques Roadshow.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't think of anyone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Principal Brown."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's single. We could fix them up."
Modern Family (2009)
"At the winter dance. Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's so romantic."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, and maybe she'll get off our backs"
Modern Family (2009)
"if she spends more time on hers."
Modern Family (2009)
"You really are your father's son."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, you okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Guy just made fun of my bow tie in front of everyone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Asked if I was trying to look gay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, that is charming."
Modern Family (2009)
"So I-I guess high school hasn't changed that much, has it?"
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"Look, I want you to put this back on"
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"and wear this with pride."
Modern Family (2009)
"This was soaking wet before you threw it in there, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We're gonna let it go. It's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Where is this idiot?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you trying to look gay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"'Cause you don't have the pecs, the pores,"
Modern Family (2009)
"or the pants for it, slugger."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, here's a reference that hairstyle's old enough to get."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not twerking."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, well, you're just -- you're just a -- you're a --"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah? You're a -- you're a --"
Modern Family (2009)
"So, I'm gonna go squeeze in a dance real quick"
Modern Family (2009)
"while you stagger to the end of that sentence."
Modern Family (2009)
"Leslie Kwan Collins, Daily Dolphin."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know who you are."
Modern Family (2009)
"We've been friends since kindergarten."
Modern Family (2009)
"Care to comment on what my sources are calling"
Modern Family (2009)
""The best Snow Ball ever?""
Modern Family (2009)
"Sure, but I'm not the one responsible"
Modern Family (2009)
"for this party's success."
Modern Family (2009)
"They all are."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just a humble servant who made it all happen."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you excuse us, please? Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"You are unbelievable."
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"Stop. I can't keep hearing this."
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"I'm the one who made all this happen."
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"Do you have any idea how hard it is doing all this for $8,000?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, of course not, because --"
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"Wait, wait, wait. The budget for this was $800."
Modern Family (2009)
"You spent $8,000?"
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"That's the budget for the whole year."
Modern Family (2009)
"I texted you, "What's my budget for the Snow Ball.""
Modern Family (2009)
"You replied $8,000, followed by a gratuitous gif"
Modern Family (2009)
"of a guy getting hit in the nards."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's like just don't skateboard down a railing, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"-Principal Brown. -Yep?"
Modern Family (2009)
"If we were to go over with the student council budget,"
Modern Family (2009)
"how hard would it be to get a little extra money?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no problem."
Modern Family (2009)
"We would just sell the Rembrandt in the faculty lounge."
Modern Family (2009)
"See? Problem solved."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's being sarcastic. Why? What's wrong?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nothing. Just playing "What if all the money got spent?""
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, can you imagine?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We'd have to cancel"
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"every other school event,"
Modern Family (2009)
"starting with the wrestling banquet,"
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"and those hopped-up psychos would rip your heads off!"
Modern Family (2009)
"And then you'd bleed to death"
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"'cause we can't afford a school nurse anymore, right?"
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"Ooh! Oysters."
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"Oh! Nice try, boys!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You guys are cool."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just, uh, move along."
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"Hey, Cam. Uh, do you know a kid named Damien Warmack?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah."
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"Mean little kid. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"He fat shamed my whole defensive line."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's nothing more sad than watching"
Modern Family (2009)
"a once terrifying nose tackle pick croutons out of his salad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, God, I'm so conflicted."
Modern Family (2009)
"A gay kid is now bullying football players,"
Modern Family (2009)
"which I guess, you know, seems like progress,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but the wrong kind of progress."
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"-Would you like a -- -Oh!"
Modern Family (2009)
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