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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Snow Ball (S08E08)

"In my defense, bruschetta mostly ends up on the floor anyway."
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"Cam, I think you might be"
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"more worried about this prank than you need to be."
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"Well, I just don't understand why they want to prank me."
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"I thought they liked me."
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"Of course they like you."
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"You can't prank someone you don't like."
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"That's -- that's just assault."
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"But pranking you is their bizarre way"
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"of saying that they love you."
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"Is this your bizarre way of not validating my feelings?"
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"Okay, we could go bowling."
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"Hmm. Had my league last night. I'm a little bowled out."
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"Fair enough. Round of mini golf?"
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"Great idea. Wait up."
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"I'll go get my frog and my slingshot."
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"We'll hop on our bikes and go down there."
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"We could get something to eat."
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"Already ate. Go to the movies?"
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"Hate the lines. How about a bar?"
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"So, we drive across town, pay a 200% markup"
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"on the same glass of scotch I'm holding in my hand right now"
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"just so some drunken old broad can stagger over"
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"and tell me I look like Ernest Borgnine."
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"You know what? I'm done trying."
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"I'm sorry there isn't a single thing"
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"you'd have fun doing with me."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Don't get all hurt."
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"I promise your next idea, I'll say yes to."
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"Really?"
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"Thanks, Jay."
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"You held out for something awesome,"
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"and I think we nailed it."
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"One, please."
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"That'll be $8, plus whatever tip you feel is appropriate."
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"It was free an hour ago."
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"You used to be able to throw a baby"
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"in the back seat without strapping it in."
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"Times change, my friend."
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"Hey, Delgado."
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"I hope this punch isn't as watered down"
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"as your performance in"
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""A Streetcar Named Desire to Hang Myself.""
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"Damien, you're just -- you look -- damn it,"
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"I hate how much I like that jacket."
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"Hey."
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"I know what you're doing."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I know how hard it is to be a gay teen."
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"In -- in high school, I only had one friend."
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"Really?"
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"What was Oscar Wilde like?"
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"You're lashing out."
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"Because you're angry and you're insecure,"
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"and you just want everyone else to feel as bad as you do."
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"Maybe."
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"But come on."
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"It must've been easier for you looking like Michael Fassbender."
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"I do not look like --"
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"you think I look like Michael Fassbender?"
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"Yeah, if he were older and shorter"
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"and played by Kathy Griffin."
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"Uh..."
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"Hey, hey. That Damien Warmack kid is so mean."
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"Honing in on these poor kids' insecurities"
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"and then just lacerating them."
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"I-I don't look like Kathy Griffin, do I?"
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"I'll tell you what's mean,"
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"is my team making me wait all night for this damn prank."
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"Or, "Mitch, you're being ridiculous."
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"You're a very handsome man, and if you had to be played"
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"by a woman, it would be a young Ann-Margret.""
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"-Hey, Coach. -Oh, God! Just do it!"
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"Just do it!"
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"Oh, Principal Brown, sorry. Sorry, I thought --"
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"I thought you were the prank."
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"Prank? Oh, no."
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"That was a little misunderstanding on my part."
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"Turns out the new wrestling coach is being pranked."
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"Yeah, they're gonna do that thing where"
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"you spin a guy around a bunch of times,"
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"you get him good and dizzy, and then you tie him"
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"to a tree for the weekend."
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"Oh, God. Shouldn't you stop them?"
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"I would, but he's been parking in my spot lately."
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"I guess it's a relief they're not pranking me."
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"Yes. You can finally relax."
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"Can I?"
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"Knowing Coach Wilson's only been here seven months?"
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"He's never brought his team homemade banana loaf,"
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"and yet they care enough to terrorize him?"
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"Okay, you're gonna have to land on a position."
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"I just don't understand why they begged me to be here"
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"if they're not gonna prank me."
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"Because they love you,"
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"and you're making a real difference in their lives."
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"Oh, well, I-I --"
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"I'm just kidding. They think you're a pushover,"
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"and with you here, they can get away with anything."
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"That's ridiculous, because nothing gets past me."
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"Excuse me. Thank you."
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"-Mm-hmm. -What is that?"
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"Look at this."
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"Oh."
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"I'm gonna go pour this down the drain."
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"Cheers."
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"Having fun?"
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"Hey, I'm just trying to keep up appearances."
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"If I panic, everybody panics."
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"How much money did you make at the drink station?"
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"Only about $200."
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"That's enough."
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"A caddy at the country club where I work"
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"knows this dog track in Hindsdale."
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"There's 40-to-1 odds on a greyhound, Whippet Good,"
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"who --"
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"Okay, the money's gone."
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"One time."
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"No, it's stupid."
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