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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Snow Ball (S08E08)

"A confusing idea poorly executed."
Modern Family (2009)
"Stop implying I'm a racist."
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"How did we get roped into this chaperone thing?"
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"This incredibly annoying PTA mom, Marjorie,"
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"keeps hounding us to volunteer for things,"
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"and we finally ran out of excuses."
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"Ooh, I should probably tell her we're coming."
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"Unreal."
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""Where are you?""
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""Are you with Claire?""
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""How far away are you?""
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""Text me when you're close.""
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""I locked my keys in my car.""
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"Oh, that's from Haley."
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"Much as I'd love to meet this dingbat,"
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"how many chaperones do they really need?"
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"Takes one person to turn a garden hose"
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"on those dry humpers."
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"If Phil is going, you are going."
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"I don't like being the only person in the room"
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"without a husband."
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"It's my one insecurity."
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"Phil's just trying to be nice."
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"He doesn't want to go to this thing, either."
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"Actually, I was looking forward to it."
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"Maybe meet some of these so-called cheerleaders."
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"Watch their faces when I tell them we could kewpie a scorpion"
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"into a cradle catch and then pop up into a split extension."
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"Most of that stuff's illegal now."
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"I think what Phil's trying to say is that"
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"he and I haven't had a boy's night in a good while."
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"I mean, wouldn't it be nice to just hang out together,"
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"just you and me?"
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"What do you say, buddy?"
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"What?!"
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"Might be nice to have a hang with my boy Jay."
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"If it's fine with you."
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"Sure, it's the least I could do, because tomorrow"
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"you are going to help Luke with his homework"
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"while I visit wine country."
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"I want to go."
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"That's just what she calls lying on the trampoline"
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"drinking Chardonnay."
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"Ah."
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"Oh, yes! We're on our way."
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"-Okay. -Bye-bye."
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"Have fun, you two."
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"Don't worry about us. We'll have a blast."
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"We'll have a good time. We'll have a good time."
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"Yes!"
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"This is gonna be so great!"
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"Sure it will. Maybe give them about"
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"a five-minute lag time before you hit the road."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You -- you said we were gonna do something together."
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"I was just trying to get us out of that stupid dance."
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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"Enjoy your night, Phil."
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"I've got a date with an epic Western"
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"about a crooked sheriff, and I'm at the first"
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"of what I predict to be many wrongful hangings."
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"Well, if you're not up for doing anything,"
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"I think I'll just go to the dance."
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"What? No. You can't do that."
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"Makes me look like a jerk."
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"Well, then what am I supposed to do?"
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"Whatever you like. I want to go to the dance."
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"How are you not getting this?"
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"Fine. I'll just go home."
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"You're going to the dance, aren't you?"
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"Of course I am. All right, you win."
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"We'll do something. Awesome!"
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"What do you want to do? Gosh, I don't know."
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"I mean, dancing is still so much in the air."
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"Uh-huh. Where are you going?"
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"Scotch country."
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"-- Captions by VITAC --"
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"Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc."
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"and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can."
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"We're low on ice in bucket 12."
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"Hey, those crab cakes have to last all night."
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"Push the cheese."
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"Setlist?"
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"You're starting with "Get Lucky"?"
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"Come on, we're telling a story here."
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"Do you know what time it is?"
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"I thought you were gonna help me set up."
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"Sorry, buddy."
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"I was worrying about the big-picture stuff."
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"Hmm. Is there enough room for it here,"
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"or should I put it in the back entrance?"
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"You can certainly put it in a back entrance."
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"Oh, my gosh, doesn't everything look so lovely?"
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"Well, it's high school."
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"Dress it up all you want, it's still the place I spent"
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"four years being tormented by sadistic bullies."
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"Nice shirt, Michelle."
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"You know what? Times have changed."
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"In high school, did you ever imagine"
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"you'd end up with the football coach?"
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"The football coach? No."
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"The swim coach, Mr. Artino, almost nightly."
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"Oh, Coach Tucker, Mitchell."
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"Thank you for volunteering."
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"I couldn't say no."
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"The kids on the team practically begged me."
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"It's an amazing thing to matter so much and inspire so many."
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"Oh, no, I think they just wanted you here"
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"so they can prank you."
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"Hmm? Yeah."
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"The football team has something all worked out."
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"I don't know what it is 'cause I checked out"
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"after they capped my salary."
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"But there's usually a mess,"
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"so you might want to throw a poncho over all that finery."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much."
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"Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid"
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"wondering what they're gonna do."
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