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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's Getting Cold Feet? (S01E01)

"I'll just leave her here."
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"‐ "Hello, welcome to the wedding"
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""of Shel and Lindsay,"
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"or as I like to call her, the Can't Runaway Bride.""
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"Pause for laughs."
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"Oh, wait, I shouldn't start out with a joke that strong."
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"I'll save it for when Shel's ready to laugh about this."
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""What is love?"
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"Is love a verb? Is it a noun?" ‐ [slurping]"
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"Yeah, you're‐‐ you're losing 'em, Honey."
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"You want some help? ‐ Really?"
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"I'd like that, yeah. What would you say about love?"
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"‐ Love‐‐love is a feeling."
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"It's like... [sighs contentedly]"
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"You know what I mean?"
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"‐ Yeah, I think I do,"
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"but how would you phrase that?"
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"‐ It's like..."
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"[groans] Does that make sense?"
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"‐ I mean, I get it, but I'm just not sure"
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"everyone else at the wedding is going to understand."
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"I mean, there's going to be birds there, so..."
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"yeah, I'll figure it out."
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"You go have fun."
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"‐ Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah."
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"Tonight's bachelor party is gonna be like‐‐"
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"[burbling] You know?"
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"‐ Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, the bachelorette party"
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"is going to be‐‐ ♪ Bow chicka wow wow bop ♪"
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"‐ Okay, well, now you're just talking gibberish."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"‐ Okay, everyone ready?"
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"Tonight is gonna be full of surprises."
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"‐ I knew you were my guy."
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"‐ Well, I'll tell you what's really full of surprises:"
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"the trash cans outside of Nicky Cage's house."
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"‐ Got you again, Jeffrey!"
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"Oh, "Moonstruck" feels like a lifetime ago."
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"‐ Multiple trash cans. Must be nice."
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"Okay, fellas, you ready for some chills and thrills?"
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"[all scream] ‐ Good news, fellas."
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"Kevin gave away all my kittens, so now I'm free to hang out."
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"‐ Dude, I'm sorry. Are you okay?"
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"‐ Yeah, it was a lot of work. Bachelor party!"
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"‐ Whee! ‐ [burbling]"
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"‐ Now, you're probably wondering"
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"why we met in the woods."
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"‐ Because you have a sinister plan"
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"and don't want any witnesses?"
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"‐ What? What? [cackles]"
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"No!"
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"We came out here to‐‐"
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"fast boom‐booms, Tchotchke."
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"[tapping]"
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"Lick toad. [all gasp]"
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"Gentlemen, this is Cane."
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"Cane, these are the boys."
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"Now, licking Cane will set us all up for a wild night."
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"‐ Ah, I love licking things."
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"‐ I'm equal part terrified and scared."
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"‐ All right, settle down."
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"First timers, listen close. Everyone gets one lick."
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"You will see and feel things that may or may not be real."
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"Now, let's get started. I have a gender reveal"
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"for a couple of lizards in about an hour."
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"‐ All right, party boy, you're up."
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"‐ I'm a little nervous."
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"This is my first non‐sexual licking."
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"I don't feel any‐‐blast off!"
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"‐ Blast off!"
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"‐ Enjoy your trip. Thank you. Next?"
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"‐ Whoa. [laughs]"
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"Well, that's interesting. [laughs]"
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"Oh, I see. It's dopamine."
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"[funky music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"‐ Whoa, so trippy."
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"‐ You didn't lick me."
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"‐ I don't trust that raccoon."
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"He's always got his weird little fingers"
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"in everybody's pies."
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"Oh!"
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"Am I made of moonlight and whispers?"
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"‐ Ooh, you taste familiar."
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"Were you in Ibiza in 2016?"
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"‐ [chuckles] ‐ Hey, slow down, buddy."
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"I get paid by the lick."
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"‐ Oh, about that."
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"‐ Okay, I'll send an invoice! ‐ You know what?"
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"Let's just put our schemes, scams,"
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"and animal trafficking side hustles on hold for the night."
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"‐ I knew it! Everybody heard that, right?"
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"‐ Quiet, pretty baby. Mwah."
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"Because this is beautiful."
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"This old freak is marrying the love of his life tomorrow."
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"Must be nice."
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"‐ Ah!"
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"‐ Oh, Lindsay."
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"[both moaning]"
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"‐ Thank you for coming"
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"to Lindsay's bachelorette party!"
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"[laughs]"
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"We're just a rowdy gang of fun‐loving"
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"female identifying animals and Diablo."
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"‐ Thanks for letting me join, guys."
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"I just didn't want to wander into the forest at night."
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"‐ Fake party for shoe with dog in sweater in tool shed."
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"I've reached my bottom."
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"‐ Yeah, I know it's unorthodox, but I promised Shel."
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"Besides, we don't get a lot of chances to whoop it up"
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"outside of group, okay?"
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"So let's just get through it,"
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"and when Shel asks if we had fun,"
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"we can say yes and mean it. Whoo!"
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"‐ What would be fun is, we disappear the shoe"
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"once and for all."
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"Enough with horny tortoise and his delusions."
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"‐ Yeah, let's just throw her in the trash"
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"and get jacked up on this fertilizer."
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"‐ No!"
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