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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who's Getting Cold Feet? (S01E01)

"This is not how you throw a bachelorette party,"
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"but I know someone who can help."
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"‐ Wait, what?"
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"‐ [with Southern accent] Howdy, y'all."
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"I'm Cowgal Elsa,"
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"and this ain't my first rodeo."
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"‐ I sense a new low is coming. ‐ Do you hear that knocking?"
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"I think there's someone at the door."
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"‐ Ooh, I wonder who it is."
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"‐ Hey, that's one of Jill's groove restoration boots."
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"‐ No, it's a handsome drifter's cowboy boot."
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"He just rolled into town,"
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"and I think he's got his eye on you, Lindsay."
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"‐ Okay, maybe it's time to call it."
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"‐ No! No."
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"This‐‐this shindig's just getting started."
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"Bachelorette parties are about games"
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"designed to put you on the spot and succumb to peer pressure."
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"So, Honey, truth or dare?"
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"‐ Uh, dare. ‐ Kiss the boot."
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"‐ No, I don't want to end up on the Internet."
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"Anyone else want to try?"
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"‐ I'm allergic to suede."
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"‐ Somebody kiss the freaking boot!"
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"‐ Do I have to do everything?"
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"Fine, I'll kiss the boot."
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"both:"
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"Kiss the boot!"
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"‐ I just can't believe I'm doing this."
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"Hi, I'm Elsa."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Oh, my God, you guys, that is so unlike me."
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"But it felt so right."
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"Don't get any ideas. I licked him first."
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"‐ Okay, Honey still owes us a dare."
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"I dare you to throw Lindsay in the outside trash can."
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"‐ Yeah! ‐ What?"
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"‐ Rules are rules."
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"Let's throw Lindsay away for good."
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"‐ Gentlemen, it's Shel's last night as a bachelor."
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"So let's make it one to remember"
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"and give it up for Amberconda!"
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"‐ Ah! A cucumber? ‐ Relax, it's just a snake."
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"Oh, my God! It's a snake!"
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"‐ You must be the lucky guy."
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"‐ Hello, there. I'm Shel."
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"Sheldon for long."
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"‐ Hey, there, Shelly. I'm Amber."
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"I'm gonna take good care of you."
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"‐ You are?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"‐ Just relax."
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"‐ What are we watching?"
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"‐ She appears to be in the process of molting."
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"‐ Dude, are you smart now?"
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"‐ I guess that's why I'm finding"
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"the objectification"
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"of this lady of the garden somewhat problematic."
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"‐ Are you having a good time?"
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"I mostly see heat, not facial expressions."
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"‐ I'm completely gobsmacked."
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"Thank you, and I enjoy the way you move"
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"and that you can move"
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"and talk and breathe."
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"My fiancée does none of those things."
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"‐ Oh, she sounds great. Congratulations."
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"both: Push her in! Push her in!"
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"‐ Well, this is not what I meant when I said"
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"I wanted us to have fun. ‐ Wait!"
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"Well, at least we have to make sure she's dead,"
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"or she could come back and haunt us forever."
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"‐I say we eat her face. ‐ Oh, no. I can't look."
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"‐ Maybe we just bury her now and deal with her ghost later."
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"How about that?"
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"‐ Listen, if we remove the object of Shel's affection,"
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"then he could just transfer that love to something else."
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"‐ Who cares? ‐ Push her in."
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"[tense music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"‐ Okay, push her in."
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"‐ [laughs]"
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"She's trash! ‐ Ha‐ha."
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"[all cheering] Yay."
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"Who knew fun could be this uncomfortable?"
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"‐ Oh, look how clear the Big Poop Scooper is tonight."
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"Humans used to use the stars"
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"to guide their ships across the oceans."
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"Now they use them to make ill‐advised decisions"
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"about their careers and relationships."
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"‐ I want to see the stars too. Somebody flip me."
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"Wow."
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"Gents, am I fooling myself with Lindsay?"
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"Licking that toad and canoodling with that snake"
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"has shined a light on some things"
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"that perhaps I've not been allowing myself to see."
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"Maybe Lindsay is really just a shoe."
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"‐ Well, what if she is? ‐ Then she's not real."
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"‐ What's real? ‐ Consequences, man."
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"‐ [laughing] Oh, exactly."
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"‐ No, no, actually, what is real?"
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"[trippy music]"
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"‐ Mama? ‐ Oh, hey, you guys."
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"[kittens mewing]"
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"[fireworks whistle and pop]"
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"I hope you all found your Kevins."
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"Bye."
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"Huh, closure."
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"‐ You know what is real? Your love for Lindsay."
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"I've never seen you so happy."
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"‐ I just don't know if it makes sense anymore."
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"‐ It never made sense. ‐ Bigger!"
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"‐ [dramatically] It never made sense!"
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"‐ Honey and I don't make sense,"
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"but sense has nothing to do with love."
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"I mean, what holds this universe together?"
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"Probably the same thing that holds two hearts together."
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"It's magical. It's unique for everybody."
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"‐ Yeah, and besides, you can always get out of it."
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"She's a shoe."
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"‐ Gentlemen, I must take my leave"
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