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Clips from Lucifer - Is This Really How It's Going To End?! (S05E05)

"Dan."
Lucifer
"I appreciate the offer."
Lucifer
"I really, really do, but I just…"
Lucifer
"The truth is, I'm finally at peace with everything that happened,"
Lucifer
"and with myself, getting back to neutral,"
Lucifer
"and I really don't want to throw a dude into the mix."
Lucifer
"I get it."
Lucifer
"I just think that you deserve someone equally as great as you are."
Lucifer
"That's it."
Lucifer
"Aww."
Lucifer
"-Think about it. -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"What a tragedy."
Lucifer
"Oh, I know, it's always sad when someone-- You're talking about the wine, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"Heartbreaking, yes."
Lucifer
"Who's the victim?"
Lucifer
"Our oenophile is Jonathan Donnelly, 53,"
Lucifer
"a tech in the medical examiner's office."
Lucifer
"Cause of death, two gunshots to the chest, .45 caliber."
Lucifer
"What about the bruises?"
Lucifer
"[Ella] Well, it looks like he was tied down"
Lucifer
"and forced to drink wine for a couple of hours before he was shot."
Lucifer
"So you're saying he was water-Bordeaux-ed."
Lucifer
"-[chuckles] That's actually kind of funny. -Oh! Ah!"
Lucifer
"Do we know why he was here?"
Lucifer
"-Yeah, this is his wine locker. -[Lucifer] Don't be ridiculous."
Lucifer
"A man of the departed's stature and income"
Lucifer
"could never afford such an exquisite wine collection."
Lucifer
"-Great point. -Yes."
Lucifer
"I'll look into his financials."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Anything else?"
Lucifer
"So we also found a partial shoe print from a wine puddle over there."
Lucifer
"I doubt there's enough to match with anything."
Lucifer
"But we did get the victim's phone, and a few days ago,"
Lucifer
"he got a really mean text from someone named Mo."
Lucifer
""You screwed me. You're gonna pay.""
Lucifer
"I'll check the LUDs and see who the number belongs to."
Lucifer
"Thanks, Ella."
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"He's not gonna need it."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"No, while Ella runs the numbers, um,"
Lucifer
"there's just something I need to do."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"I just wanted you all to hear it from me first,"
Lucifer
"that I just put in my two weeks notice"
Lucifer
"because I'm retiring."
Lucifer
"[crowd murmuring]"
Lucifer
"Um, many of my very best memories have happened right here."
Lucifer
"The good, the bad, the crazy. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"[chuckling]"
Lucifer
"I know that the work we all do can be incredibly challenging,"
Lucifer
"but I wouldn't want to do it with anyone else."
Lucifer
"And I appreciate each and every one of you, so…"
Lucifer
"[inhales]"
Lucifer
"…it's not goodbye."
Lucifer
"It's just goodbye for now. All right?"
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"Did you know about this?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"But I got a pretty good idea what it's all about. [sighs]"
Lucifer
"Or should I say who it's about?"
Lucifer
"-Hey. -Hey, Dan."
Lucifer
"-I'm sorry I didn't tell you. -Oh, no, it's okay."
Lucifer
"I get it. I think. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"It's just…"
Lucifer
"-Wow. Wow. -I know."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] Ah!"
Lucifer
"I'm so excited for you, Chloe."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"I, on the other hand, am very mucho not excited for you."
Lucifer
"I don't wanna solve crimes without you. Come on, Decker, retire?"
Lucifer
"Is this really how it's gonna end?"
Lucifer
"What, you gonna take up scrapbooking?"
Lucifer
"You gonna foster cats, hmm?"
Lucifer
"I'm actually helping Lucifer take over the, um, family business."
Lucifer
"So you're both leaving?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Cheers?"
Lucifer
"[shouts in Spanish]"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"This was my choice."
Lucifer
"[Ella groans]"
Lucifer
"Sorry."
Lucifer
"It's just…"
Lucifer
"Florida? You guys, that is so far."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Oh, that's where Lucifer's family business is, right?"
Lucifer
"-Uh… -We'll be a, um… [clears throat]"
Lucifer
"…a tad north of Florida,"
Lucifer
"but, you know, I'm still gonna be here for you."
Lucifer
"I'm always gonna be around, you know,"
Lucifer
"but from a distance."
Lucifer
"At least, I think that's how it works."
Lucifer
"And, um, no need to worry. For now, let's focus on the case."
Lucifer
"Uh, did we find out who sent the threatening text?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Odetta Watson."
Lucifer
"Apparently, she's a psychic with an office on Highland."
Lucifer
"Oh, maybe she can divine us some clues."
Lucifer
"Yeah, yeah, find out if I'm acquitted of your murder after you abandon me!"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer sighs]"
Lucifer
"Let us all just breathe, open our chakras."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Mind if I ask a few questions before you get to yours?"
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Mm-hmm. -[Odetta] Shh! Listen."
Lucifer
"The spirits are very loud today."
Lucifer
"Yes, I think I can hear them."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] My dad did give some humans the gift, you know."
Lucifer
"Maybe this is one of the real ones."
Lucifer
"[Odetta] Excuse me."
Lucifer
"Nothing."
Lucifer
"Now…"
Lucifer
"Mmm!"
Lucifer
"I can feel your great uncertainty in this time of change."
Lucifer
"[gasps]"
Lucifer
"You are worried about a health issue."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Um…"
Lucifer
"That could potentially develop due to all the stress you are having over a…"
Lucifer
"professional opportunity?"
Lucifer
"Yes, I'm up for a big promotion in the family business."
Lucifer
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