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Clips from Lucifer - Is This Really How It's Going To End?! (S05E05)

"["California Love" by DW3 playing]"
Lucifer
"♪ All right! ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Uh… ♪"
Lucifer
"-[chattering] -[laughing]"
Lucifer
"♪ California… ♪"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] It's a hell of a choice you and the other angels have to make, brother."
Lucifer
"The Silver City must be all abuzz."
Lucifer
"Lucifer or Michael? I mean, for you it's obvious, though, isn't it,"
Lucifer
"given the brotherhood we've forged together carousing on Earth for millennia?"
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"So, what's it gonna be, Jophiel?"
Lucifer
"Uh, I'll have a Red Bull vodka, yo. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"No, I mean for God."
Lucifer
"[hesitates] No, you're right. You're right. A drink first."
Lucifer
"Excuse us, love."
Lucifer
"I actually ordered you something rather special."
Lucifer
"You got Tito's?"
Lucifer
"I said special."
Lucifer
"Grey Goose?"
Lucifer
"It's Belisario Viscount."
Lucifer
"It's one of, if not the finest, vodkas in the world,"
Lucifer
"1.3 million-- never mind, just try it."
Lucifer
"[grunts, mutters]"
Lucifer
"Ooh!"
Lucifer
"That's hype, yo. Mmm!"
Lucifer
"-Hype indeed. -Mmm."
Lucifer
"As I was saying,"
Lucifer
"I'm assuming you're Team Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Yeah, uh, about that."
Lucifer
"For sure, you and I, we've always been tight."
Lucifer
"And I'll never forget the time you de-pantsed Napoleon."
Lucifer
"-Little bitch-ass started spazzing. -[laughing]"
Lucifer
"But you as God, bro, yeah…"
Lucifer
"I'm not so sure."
Lucifer
"Well, it's true I haven't always behaved in the most godly of ways,"
Lucifer
"but let's be fair, I've also been a victim of Michael's smear campaign"
Lucifer
"for the last millennia."
Lucifer
"You saying you didn't, like, lead a full-on rebellion against Dad?"
Lucifer
"I'm saying, I'm not that guy anymore."
Lucifer
"Being here on Earth has changed me."
Lucifer
"It's given me the skills and experience to do the job."
Lucifer
"So…"
Lucifer
"can I count on your support, bro?"
Lucifer
"Dude, what's the catch?"
Lucifer
"-There's no catch. -Come on, Luce, it's you."
Lucifer
"There's always a catch."
Lucifer
"The catch is if I'm not God, then Michael will be."
Lucifer
"What could be worse than that?"
Lucifer
"Michael's not that bad."
Lucifer
"Sure, he's got no chill,"
Lucifer
"but he's been up in the Silver City this whole time, at Dad's side."
Lucifer
"He's, like, practically already in charge."
Lucifer
"Exactly. Whispering in Dad's ear,"
Lucifer
"making him think he was losing his powers in the first place,"
Lucifer
"all so he could take over now."
Lucifer
"Yeah, Michael's kind of a dick."
Lucifer
"He's a massive dick."
Lucifer
"But he keeps the trains running, you know?"
Lucifer
"He-- [groans]"
Lucifer
"Are you seriously telling me that Michael has got your vote"
Lucifer
"because-- because he's the Devil you know?"
Lucifer
"Do you have any idea how ironically infuriating that is?"
Lucifer
"Sorry, Luce, I just don't see you as…"
Lucifer
"[blows] …God material."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] What's up, girl?"
Lucifer
"Hey, cool if I hang for a while?"
Lucifer
"Everything's comped, right?"
Lucifer
"Love you, bro."
Lucifer
"["More" by Sorry playing]"
Lucifer
"♪ I want more and more and more and more ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I want most ♪"
Lucifer
"So what does being God's consultant actually look like?"
Lucifer
"Look like? I don't quite follow."
Lucifer
"Well, yeah, I've just been thinking about this next chapter in my-- our lives"
Lucifer
"and what it entails."
Lucifer
"I mean, do I get to pick my own hours, or…"
Lucifer
"You can do whatever you want. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Well, do I need to pull Trixie out of school?"
Lucifer
"It's mid-semester, not the best timing."
Lucifer
"I mean, can I commute?"
Lucifer
"-Or does it not work that way? -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"-Oh, God, does this mean I have to die? -No, no, of course not."
Lucifer
"And there's plenty of time to figure out logistics when and if I become God."
Lucifer
"Right, yeah, you're right."
Lucifer
"I'm just trying to wrap my mind around what all of this means, the weight of it."
Lucifer
"Detective, you haven't handed in your two week notice yet, have you?"
Lucifer
"No, not yet."
Lucifer
"But I will, I mean…"
Lucifer
"You don't think I'm getting cold feet, do you?"
Lucifer
"-My-- my feet are warm as ever. -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Right, well, maybe just chill them a smidge"
Lucifer
"because I'm not sure I can convince my siblings"
Lucifer
"I'm the right angel for the God job."
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"If anyone in the entire universe can persuade them, it's you."
Lucifer
"[sighs] No, you're right."
Lucifer
"You're right. What was I thinking? [laughs]"
Lucifer
"Shall we, future Mrs. G? [laughs]"
Lucifer
"[camera shutter clicking]"
Lucifer
"[Dan] Wow."
Lucifer
"Quite the scene."
Lucifer
"[Ella] I know."
Lucifer
"I was kind of looking forward to cracking open a nice bottle of zin later."
Lucifer
"Now, not so much."
Lucifer
"I get it."
Lucifer
"Speaking of wine,"
Lucifer
"you know who'd be a great partner to enjoy some wine?"
Lucifer
"-Um… -My old partner."
Lucifer
"Wow."
Lucifer
"-Really smooth transition there, Dan. -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Come on, just hear me out, okay?"
Lucifer
"-[sighs] -Please."
Lucifer
"-[sighs] Fine. -Great."
Lucifer
"So my good buddy, Carol Corbett--"
Lucifer
"-He's got a girl's name? I'm out. -Yeah, but he's a guy and he's a good one."
Lucifer
"We were partnered up in the academy."
Lucifer
"-But then he had to move back East. -Immature flight risk. Strike two."
Lucifer
"He went back to help his mother when she got sick."
Lucifer
"But now, he's in town, doesn't really know anybody,"
Lucifer
"and I don't know, I got this hunch. I think you guys would hit it off."
Lucifer
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