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Clips from Zorro: The Gay Blade

"Ah, ah, ah. Where is your invitation, señor bear?"
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"Señora, May I present Señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson."
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"People's Independence Committee."
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"Here... Read all about how to fight against the tyrants ..."
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"and "tiranitas""
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"Thank you!"
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"Now do you mind telling me why you are"
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"at my costume party without a costume!"
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"I don't believe in playing dress-up when people are starving."
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"I hope you don't mind..."
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"Why should I mind you spoiling my party!?"
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"Making me a laughing stock in front of my friends!"
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"Mind! Don't be silly. I don't mind."
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"Men! Take this woman upstairs at once"
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"to put on a costume and a mask!"
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"A really big mask!"
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"Are you aware that your husband"
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"is responsible for making thousands of people miserable?"
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"Really?"
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"And I thought he was just irritating me."
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"Lucky you."
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"You tall, handsome, gorgious person."
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"You get to dance with the hostess."
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"Now since you know who I am,"
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"Perhaps you could give me a teeny, tiny hint who you are? Hmmm?"
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"Everyone! He has come back..."
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"He has come back."
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"- He has returned to help us. - Who?"
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"Zorro."
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"The Zorro!"
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"He said his name was ... "zero""
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"He was dressed all in black,"
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"and was accompanied by a hideous dog!"
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"Someone dares to commit a crime on my first night as mayor."
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"You know, as the Mayor's wife,"
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"I must play many, many many roles."
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"But the people only see the part, I play in public."
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"Only a few select friends"
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"know my private parts."
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"This man must be made an example of..."
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"You hear me?"
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"You will find him! You will bring him to me immediately!"
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"Yes, Captain!"
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"There he is!"
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"The man in the black sombrero?"
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"This is him. I am certain!"
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"And the hideous dog you referred to must be my wife, huh."
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"Halt!"
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"May I cut in?"
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"I think that I have arrived just in the nick of time."
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"Esteban!"
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"You're going to ruin my party!"
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"Do you agree, sir that I have a point?"
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"Indeed, it must difficult to find a hat that fits it properly."
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"Aaaah! Señor Zero..."
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"Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?"
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"Is yours as dull as your wit?"
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"- Would you mind holding this, please. - Not at all!"
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"Would you mind holding this, please."
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"Muchos Gracias!"
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"Ah, well!"
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"You are a little clumsy, are you not, my friend?"
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"To be your friend, I would have to be more than clumsy,"
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"I would have to be stupid!"
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"Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!"
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"Now it is my turn to parry..."
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"I can see that your pockets are lined with the money you have stolen."
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"And your shoulders are padded with false epaulettes."
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"And pants bulge with greed."
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"Get that man!"
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"He has stolen the people's taxes!"
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"Get him!"
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"Get him!"
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"How is my party going?"
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"Guards!"
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"Guards!"
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"It seems we are destined to meet again..."
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"I'm sorry we did not get a chance to dance."
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"Perhaps next time..."
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"But, who are you?!"
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"Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!"
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"Zorro!"
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"- Zorro! - Zorro!"
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"I fear I must take my leave!"
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"Shit!"
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"Ah! He has injured his foot, excellency."
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"Now he will be easy to find."
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"And now I must take my leave."
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"What are you... stupid?"
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"I could have told you, you were not going to make that jump?"
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"But no, you gotta be a hero."
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"Diego"
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"Can you hear me?"
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"I know you're up there."
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"Paradise!"
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"Diego! Diego! I'm coming up."
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"You're a bad, bad, bad boy."
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"Why weren't you at my party tonight?"
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"I thought it was ... tomorrow night."
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"No!, Tonight."
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"Guess who showed up. You'll never guess..."
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"Zorro!"
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"- Zorro?! - Yes!"
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"But Zorro, he must be 85 years old by now..."
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"Well he looked marvelous. And he made a complete fool out of Esteban."
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"Well, with Esteban there is so much material to work with!"
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"That's exactly what Zorro would have said..."
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"it's a very "Zorroesque" remark!"
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"So... Huh!"
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"Ah, this is your bedroom?"
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"And this... must be your bed."
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"Don't you get awful lonely up here in this bed all by yourself?"
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"Sometimes, Paco has nightmares and I let him sleep with me."
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"My life... is a nightmare."
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"Please let me sleep with you!"
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"Why are you making that face?"
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"Is the thought of making love to me that distasteful to you?"
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"No, you're sitting on my foot!"
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"Oooh! God!"
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"My life is miserable!"
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