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Clips from Zorro: The Gay Blade

"I have nothing. Nothing!"
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"Nonsense, you have everything!"
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"You are married to the Mayor, the Prince of the people?"
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"I am married to Esteban, King of the Beasts."
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"A beast!"
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"Do you realize... That we only make love 12 times a year?"
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"Once a month is not too bad!"
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"I mean, Twelve times in one night?"
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"And then for the rest of the year ..."
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"Nothing!"
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"Tell me. On that one night..."
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"Does he eat anything special? Oysters, raw eggs?"
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"Garlic. A lot of garlic."
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"Diego, Darling."
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"Why didn't I marry you instead of him?"
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"Perhaps because he asked you and I did not."
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"Oh, but I forgive you."
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"I forgive you, my darling. There is still time to start our life anew together."
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"Take me! Take me! Take me now, quickly!"
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"What's wrong? I hear hoofbeats!"
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"- It's my heart, listen."
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"I sounds like it is coming closer!"
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"- Who is it? - The Mayor."
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"Who?"
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"The Mayor."
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"We paid on Thursday."
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"Paid on Thursday..."
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"- His men are here!"
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"Decrepid old crone..."
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"It's too late, What about under your bed?"
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"No, no, no, no. In the box."
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"Inside the fencing dummy!"
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"Who is it?"
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"Please! Do not get up!"
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"Forgive me for this late visit, my friend."
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"But something most unusual occured tonight."
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"And I need, from my heart to talk to you."
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"Of course, my friend. Whatever I can do for you."
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"Remember Zorro?"
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"He re-appeared tonight."
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"- The Zorro. - Yes!"
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"He robbed one of my tax collectors,"
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"and then he had the audacity to show up at my inauguratory ball."
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"What nerve!"
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"Nerve? YAAAAAAAAAH!"
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"Of course I routed him."
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"He got is one or two lucky thrusts, but in the end, he saw it was hopeless."
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"Zorro, back after all these years!"
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"It's hard to believe!"
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"Yes, but I'm not so sure that this man is the real Zorro."
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"A fake Zorro?"
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"What did he look like?"
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"Well, he was ..."
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"your height ..."
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"your weight ..."
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"your color."
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"By the way, my friend."
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"Why were you not at my party tonight?"
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"I wasn't feeling too good."
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"This is what's curious."
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"Because when this Zorro tried to make his escape, he injured his foot."
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"Perhaps even broke it."
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"I fail to see the curiosity in that."
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"Maybe it's just a coincidence, perhaps."
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"But my friend, would you be so kind as to get to your feet and walk for me?"
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"Walk for you?"
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"But why? You've seen me walk before."
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"Yes, but you always do it with such ..."
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"manliness, that I never tire of watching you."
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"Excuse me, Excellency. This Mayor business has gone to your head."
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"- Walk for you? - AHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking!"
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"- Hurry, hurry, Walk! Walk! - I'm walking, I'm walking."
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"- Jump! - Jump!"
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"- Now, running in place!"
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"Walking and jumping and running in place! Walking and jumping and running in place!"
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"Walking and jumping and running in place!"
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"STOOOOOP!"
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"My apologies, my friend."
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"This Zorro business has upset me."
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"If you had only seen,"
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"the way that man taunted me!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"- What is the matter? - This uh..."
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"This is a rare antique that belonged to my father."
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"Aye! My apologies again, my friend."
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"Sometimes ..."
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"I get so angry... AHHHHHHH!"
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"Its my terrible temper!"
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"My wife says,"
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"it will be the death of her."
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"She could be right."
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"It's getting late?!"
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"Ah, thank you, my friend."
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"And thank you for your council."
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"But I know from my heart what I must do."
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"I must show the people that their Mayor will never"
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"under any circumstances, be intimidated!"
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"Starting tomorrow, more taxes!"
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"- Good! - Public Flogging!"
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"- Good! - Look! - What?"
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"The dawn is breaking...."
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"It is going to be a perfect day!"
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"For a reign of terror! Hurray for the Mayor!"
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"Florinda, you're not hurt!"
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"Thank God for small favors!"
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"Do not touch me!"
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"Zorro may not be able to ride."
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"But he can still fight."
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"On Guard!"
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"Don't hold back, now."
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"REIGN OF TERROR ENTERS THIRD WEEK"
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"NO RELIEF IN SIGHT"
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"FUTURE FLOGGINGS FORECAST"
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"Esteban has gone quite mad with power."
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"He has proclamed now that all the firstborn males be named after him!"
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"Even the little pets."
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"There is nothing I can do about it."
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"My father would be very ashamed of me now."
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