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Clips from UglyDolls

"Hey, look at me go!"
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"(LAUGHS) Hello!"
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"I'm freakin' out."
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"Breathe in deep."
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"- (INHALES) - Very calmly!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"And exhale."
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"Blehh! Blehh!"
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"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!"
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"Let's do it again! (LAUGHS)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(CHOIR) ♪ There's a child For every doll ♪"
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"♪ And a doll for every child ♪"
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"FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Congratulations, Doll Type Number 12."
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"You have arrived at your designated quality control center."
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"The final step on your journey"
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"to becoming the complete doll you were made to be."
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"And once you successfully complete the institute's rigorous final test,"
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"you'll pass through this portal"
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"and begin the greatest experience a doll can know."
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"(FAINT CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER)"
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"(FEMALE SINGER) ♪ Perfect dolls You'll meet your child ♪"
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"♪ And they'll hug And hold you fast ♪"
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"♪ And you'll know A true fulfillment ♪"
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"♪ That will never Be surpassed ♪"
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"♪ And they'll see Their own reflection ♪"
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"♪ Every time They glance your way ♪"
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"♪ As you bask In their affection ♪"
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"♪ That eternal Pure connection ♪"
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"♪ Thank the Institute Of Perfection ♪"
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"♪ And it all begins... ♪"
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"Today."
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"Moxy, you were right."
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"(BUZZER)"
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"FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Please enter through the gates"
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"and make your way to the individualization scanners."
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"(MALE ANNOUNCER) Welcome to the Institute of Perfection."
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"(FEMALE ANNOUNCER 2) Here, you will become the best doll you can be."
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"We will help you grow from pretty to perfect."
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"(MALE ANNOUNCER) ...but only after you successfully pass"
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"the final challenge we call "The Gauntlet.""
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"Can you proceed to the Big World?"
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"(ELECTRONIC VOICE) Your name is Meghan. You're a lawyer/model."
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"Objection, Your Honor."
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"Your name is Michael. You're an engineer/model."
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"I'm an individual. Exactly like the rest of you."
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"- (BUZZER) - You are not a model."
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"Data does not compute."
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"(DISTORTED) I... I... Tell my family I love them."
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"(ALL SCREAM)"
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"Ah, must be a customary greeting here."
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"(SCREECHES)"
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"Hola, mi amor. ¿Tú vienes aquí mucho?"
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"Hard pass."
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"I guess she's not bilingual,"
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"because that was my best line."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - Another swing, another miss."
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"These skirts look so pretty on us."
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"But are they absorbent?"
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"(DOLLS) Ew!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Just imagine, Uglies."
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"All our dreams are waiting for us right through there."
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"Nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna stop us now."
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"Ew! What are those?"
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"Is that supposed to be some kind of dog?"
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"Lou is so not gonna like this."
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"Definitely not. He'll be like,"
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""I do not like this. Ew, ew, ew.""
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"Oh, my gosh, Kitty. That's such a good Lou impression."
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"I know, right?"
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"I know, too. Right?"
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"Uh, excuse me, girls. Who's Lou?"
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"(GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS)"
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""Who's Lou?" Were you born yesterday?"
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"Um... yes."
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"Look, listen, and learn."
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"(CROWD CHEERS)"
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"(CHANTING) Lou! Lou! Lou! Lou!"
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"I love you, Lou!"
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"MALE DOLL: "Freebird!""
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"♪ I know you hope to go To the Big You-Know-Where ♪"
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"♪ And you're here to try To earn your ticket there ♪"
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"♪ Better listen now Or you haven't got a prayer ♪"
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"♪ Lemme break it down ♪"
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"- Ooh! - (CROWD CHEERS)"
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"MALE DOLL: We love you!"
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"FEMALE DOLL: I'll kiss your feet!"
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"MALE DOLL: I wanna be your boo!"
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"FEMALE DOLL: Over here! Look over here!"
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"♪ If you want someone To love ya ♪"
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"♪ Babe Ya got to look like me ♪"
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"♪ I mean flawless Pure perfection, upper-shelf ♪"
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"(BACKUP SINGERS) ♪ Upper shelf ♪"
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"♪ And my first impression Of ya ♪"
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"♪ As far as I can see ♪"
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"♪ Is you simply can't compete With my sweet self ♪"
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"♪ Your sweet self ♪"
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"♪ Is your hair As slick as mine? ♪"
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"♪ Are your glutes As tight as mine? ♪"
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"♪ Are the moves you got As drop-dead hot as this? ♪"
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"♪ No! No, they ain't! ♪"
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"♪ Is your profile Half this fine? ♪"
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"♪ If not, lemme hit you With the bottom line ♪"
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"♪ Got to measure up Or you won't get Eternal bliss ♪"
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"♪ So let me be honest ♪"
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"♪ I got to be honest ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna be honest ♪"
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"♪ Whether you like it or not ♪"
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"- ♪ You're much too short ♪ - ♪ Too short ♪"
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"- ♪ You're way too thin ♪ - ♪ Too thin ♪"
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"♪ Is that a blemish ♪"
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"- ♪ On your double chin? ♪ - ♪ Oh, man! ♪"
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"♪ You'll never walk a runway Or man a kissing booth ♪"
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"♪ You're U-G-L-Y ♪ - ♪ Ugly ♪"
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"♪ And that's the ugly truth ♪"
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"♪ Now, perhaps I've just upset ya But, people, let's get real ♪"
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"♪ Get real ♪ - ♪ It's a most exclusive club That you want in ♪"
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"♪ There's a price to pay You betcha Hey, you got to look ideal ♪"
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"♪ Or you'll end up In the ol' recycling bin ♪"
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