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Clips from MacGruber - Brimstone (S01E01)

"- [chuckles] Go ahead, take it. Here."
MacGruber
"Be my guest."
MacGruber
"- Why did you do that?"
MacGruber
"- I'm telling you, you're getting played."
MacGruber
"Right, guys?"
MacGruber
"- [chuckles] Yes."
MacGruber
"- That's right-- not only is that canister"
MacGruber
"filled with a bunch of fresh jizz"
MacGruber
"from me and Piper here-- right, Piper?"
MacGruber
"Right, Piper? - Yeah."
MacGruber
"- But as we speak, you are surrounded"
MacGruber
"by the full width and breadth of the U.S. military,"
MacGruber
"who have orders to shoot you on my command."
MacGruber
"Hold off there, General, for a second."
MacGruber
"Think I might be able to talk a little sense into him."
MacGruber
"Oh, 10-4, what's that?"
MacGruber
"Huh? Roger? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
MacGruber
"[laughs]"
MacGruber
"Oh, they want to shoot your fucking face off so bad,"
MacGruber
"but I won't let them yet."
MacGruber
"So you want to rethink your dumb little plan?"
MacGruber
"Hang on, hang on."
MacGruber
"Yeah, he's thinking about it"
MacGruber
"with his dumb little brain."
MacGruber
"So don't kill him yet."
MacGruber
"Give him another ten..."
MacGruber
"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"Nine..."
MacGruber
"Eight..."
MacGruber
"- Seven. - S--seven."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Six. - Six."
MacGruber
"- Five. - Fi--"
MacGruber
"- Four."
MacGruber
"- Four..."
MacGruber
"- Three."
MacGruber
"- Three..."
MacGruber
"- Two."
MacGruber
"- Two..."
MacGruber
"- One."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- One more, straight down the barrel."
MacGruber
"- Yes, sir."
MacGruber
"- Come on! This way."
MacGruber
"- Sir, it was a drone. It's coming around again."
MacGruber
"- Yeah, well, take it out."
MacGruber
"Now!"
MacGruber
"[computer beeping]"
MacGruber
"[phone chimes]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Good God."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Abort! Abort!"
MacGruber
"- Sorry, sir, it's been deployed."
MacGruber
"- Redirect. Redirect!"
MacGruber
"- Trying, sir."
MacGruber
"- [laughs] Swing and a miss."
MacGruber
"Fire."
MacGruber
"[computer beeping]"
MacGruber
"- Got them."
MacGruber
"- Uplink terminated. - Damn it!"
MacGruber
"Get another Reaper up now."
MacGruber
"- 20 minutes, sir. - Now, major!"
MacGruber
"- Yes, sir."
MacGruber
"- Now, where's our friend, MacGruber?"
MacGruber
"[tires squealing]"
MacGruber
"[gunfire]"
MacGruber
"- Ha, ha! Fuck you, Queeth."
MacGruber
"- Want us to go after him, sir?"
MacGruber
"- No, we got a schedule to keep."
MacGruber
"We got what we came for."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber