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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Dance It Out (S01E01)

"And I am really...well, not."
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"I knew she would get bored with me"
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"and she'd have to break up with me."
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"I just didn't want her to have to go through that,"
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"so..."
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"I think I made the best decision for both of us."
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"Well, you know, here's your food."
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"It's hummus, your favorite."
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"Thanks for bringing me food. That's very sweet of you."
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"You can eat hummus, but you can't eat flowers."
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"I'll bet the editor"
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"from the Pockton Gazette didn't know that."
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"Well..."
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"some flowers are edible, you know?"
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"You are so smart."
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"Um..."
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"-Thanks for coming by, Joe. -I'll see you around, Cheryl."
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"CHERYL: Yup."
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"-SHRUB: Yeah. -KELLY: Total mistake."
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"-Shh, shh, shh. -Okay, crazy alert."
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"Right in this store behind us--right here--"
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"is one pair of Nike Vaporfly Elite Flyprint 3D sneakers."
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"Can you believe it?"
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"The exact same shoes that Tony Hawk wears"
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"to walk his dogs are sitting on a shelf right now"
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"between a pair of orthopedic nurses' shoes"
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"and those sandal things"
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"that old ladies can fit their feet into"
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"if they have hammer toes. Well, hey--"
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"They came in the bottom of a box of socks into the store."
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"SHRUB: Those shoes are worth, like, $2,000."
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"KELLY: Guess how much Mr. Perkins is selling them for?"
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"$100."
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"All we need is $100 and we'll be walking like the Hawk-King."
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"And Shrub and I wear the exact same size shoe,"
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"so we're gonna switch off wearing them every other day."
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"-My God! -MR. PERKINS: Shoo! get out!"
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"And don't come back!"
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"-You're a wicked man. -Wait! Where's my shoe?"
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"Perkins! My shoe is still in there."
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"You stole my shoe!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Oh, ew, ew! I stepped in old man spit!"
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"Oh!"
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"KELLY: I stepped in old man spit, oh!"
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"-Gettin' our garage sale on! -Hey, hey!"
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"We're gonna make a fortune."
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"We brought out all our best stuff, so come on in."
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"Check it out. Super cute."
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"These were my best friends growin' up,"
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"so gonna make some kid really happy."
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"Don't touch that! Put it down!"
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"Okay, everyone under seven, out!"
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"-SHRUB: Get out! -Not allowed! Not allowed!"
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"SHRUB: Go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Hey, how much is this?"
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"Oh, you have very good taste, my friend."
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"I went through a pirate phase in high school"
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"after Kelly and I watched, like,"
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"a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon."
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"I-I dressed up like Jack Sparrow for a while."
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"But, uh, then, like,"
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"a bunch of jocks beat me up"
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"for wearing mascara."
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"Um, yeah, but during that time,"
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"I was able to make a bunch"
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"of treasure maps of our town."
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""Yar lies Colonel Flatch's treasure of gold.""
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"I-is this real?"
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"(clears throat) Hell yeah."
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"Did you ever dig up the treasure?"
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"No, Levi,"
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"I-I'm a very busy guy."
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"Can I buy the map?"
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"I'll give you $5. It's my whole allowance."
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"Friggin' sold, my man! Happy hunting!"
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"I'll give you 10 cents for the cat."
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"[bleep], Len. Okay, this is pure china."
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"It says China on the bottom, even."
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"Also, there's sentimental value there, so 20 bucks."
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"Forget it. I hate cats anyway."
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"I just wanted something to prop open the bathroom door."
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"BOTH: Ew."
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"Cats rule, okay?"
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"And normal people close the door"
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"They don't prop it open, disgusto!"
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"Ever thought that's why you live alone?"
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"Start closing the door when you do gross stuff!"
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"Um, I got another email from Jimmy"
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"over at the Pockton Gazette."
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"Another riddle."
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""What do you get when you cross two rival newspaper editors?""
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"(stammering) Do you think that means he's asking me out?"
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"'Cause I think he might be."
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"Or it's a death threat."
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"Ah, it's so hard to tell these days!"
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"-(knock at door) -BIG MANDY: Hey."
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"You need to make the font on the paper bigger."
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"I lost my reading glasses"
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"and I don't want to buy another pair."
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"(laughs) Hi, Mandy. What's up?"
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"I just told you."
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"-Oh, is that why you came by? -Yeah."
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"Oh, wait. Can I ask you a question?"
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"Hey, I--are you single?"
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"I'm flattered, but I don't do redheads."
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"-Y'all are bad luck. -CHERYL: What? No."
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"Um, look, there's this guy who's been emailing me,"
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"and I think he might want to ask me out."
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"But, um, I'm not really sure"
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"if I'm ready to start dating again."
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"Listen, just shut that all down."
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"Get out there! You're at your peak."
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"I get it. It ain't easy."
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"The men, and even some of the women I've got my eye on,"
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"they think I'm out of their league."
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"They are correct."
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"But they're intimidated by my wit"
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"and my sexy charm, you know?"
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"It ain't easy bein' a smart woman these days."
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