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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Move Fast and Break Things (S02E02)

"I'm gonna text that to myself before I forget it."
Mr. Mayor
"Now we've got some special things"
Mr. Mayor
"set up for you, Mr. Mayor,"
Mr. Mayor
"we are going to evaluate your leadership style"
Mr. Mayor
"by having you virtually sail a yacht around Tierra del Fuego."
Mr. Mayor
"Hot damn."
Mr. Mayor
"And then in the afternoon, we're gonna set up"
Mr. Mayor
"one of those military glass tables that shows a map of L. A."
Mr. Mayor
"And will that be interactive?"
Mr. Mayor
"You will get to draw on it. Yes."
Mr. Mayor
"So cool. I call green."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, hey. James--wait a minute."
Mr. Mayor
"Is this my daughter or one of your holograms?"
Mr. Mayor
"[chuckles] - Dad, ow."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you ready? We're kind of already late."
Mr. Mayor
"For what, honey?"
Mr. Mayor
"You're taking me to the DMV today"
Mr. Mayor
"for my permit test."
Mr. Mayor
"Is that today?"
Mr. Mayor
"Dad, I literally reminded you about it this morning."
Mr. Mayor
"Can't you do it on your phone or something?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, you have to go in person."
Mr. Mayor
"All right, I see there's a government office"
Mr. Mayor
"that could use some innovating, am I right?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I wouldn't know, sir. I hoverboard everywhere."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughs] Of course you do."
Mr. Mayor
"Does this absolutely have to be done today?"
Mr. Mayor
"I made this appointment months ago."
Mr. Mayor
"And their website is black text on a blue screen, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"I can't go through that again."
Mr. Mayor
"- I have people-- - Don't bail on me."
Mr. Mayor
"I went with you to your emergency colonoscopy"
Mr. Mayor
"after you slipped on the Peloton."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, you know, James doesn't need to know that."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, shoot. Sorry about this, James."
Mr. Mayor
"I, um-- I will be back ASAP Rocky."
Mr. Mayor
"Dad, that is a person."
Mr. Mayor
"I know that. I was trying something out."
Mr. Mayor
"How would you describe your job?"
Mr. Mayor
"I wouldn't, Noah. I'm too busy doing it."
Mr. Mayor
"Now try to keep up with me."
Mr. Mayor
"'Cause if there's one thing you need to know about me"
Mr. Mayor
"and how I operate, it's--"
Mr. Mayor
"Ms. Meskimen?"
Mr. Mayor
"There's no door back here."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, so low beams in fog."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, jeez. Where did you come from?"
Mr. Mayor
"A vent. I'm like a mouse."
Mr. Mayor
"If my skull fits, the rest of my body fits."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you evading your observer too?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, no."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm taking Orly to the DMV. - Huh."
Mr. Mayor
"Dad, it says here you can't drive on the beach"
Mr. Mayor
"just because you're late for golf."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, they've changed that then."
Mr. Mayor
"You know, it wouldn't kill you, Arpi,"
Mr. Mayor
"to engage with that I-Team kid."
Mr. Mayor
"It's costing us a lot of money."
Mr. Mayor
"That argument didn't get me to try lobster mac and cheese."
Mr. Mayor
"It's not gonna work here."
Mr. Mayor
"What floor are you getting off on?"
Mr. Mayor
"I think I'll tag along with you."
Mr. Mayor
"You'll never find me, Noah!"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, do you mind if I observe you?"
Mr. Mayor
"That works for me, since as chief of staff,"
Mr. Mayor
"I technically need to be observing you"
Mr. Mayor
"because your work is my purview."
Mr. Mayor
"So yes, this is convenient for me."
Mr. Mayor
"I would like you to sit, please."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, just pretend I'm not here."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, and you pretend like I'm not here."
Mr. Mayor
"I have a lot of work to do, you know,"
Mr. Mayor
"running America's largest city."
Mr. Mayor
"New York is America's largest city."
Mr. Mayor
"Not if I do my job right."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"Is that a puffy Pusheen cat sticker on a government laptop?"
Mr. Mayor
"I feel like you should be able to use context clues"
Mr. Mayor
"to answer that yourself."
Mr. Mayor
"Next you'll be asking me,"
Mr. Mayor
""Is she sitting on a hamburger?""
Mr. Mayor
"Yes, James."
Mr. Mayor
"Pusheen is sitting on a hamburger."
Mr. Mayor
"[chuckles] I'm a busy professional, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't have time to spoon-feed you these answers."
Mr. Mayor
"[snickers]"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm not used to people watching me while I work."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh."
Mr. Mayor
"[high-pitched voice] Crumbs in the keyboard?"
Mr. Mayor
"Nodda so good. [giggles]"
Mr. Mayor
"Wow, that was actually a really cool new voice, Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, that's just making the crumbs go in."
Mr. Mayor
"[inhaling sharply]"
Mr. Mayor
"Mouth vacuum is working."
Mr. Mayor
"[inhales sharply]"
Mr. Mayor
"Innovation."
Mr. Mayor
"Wink."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I thought about going into consulting,"
Mr. Mayor
"but ultimately went another way."
Mr. Mayor
"God bless the broken road, you know?"
Mr. Mayor
"Rascal Flatts."
Mr. Mayor
"What is your exact title?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I am the mayor's chief strategist."
Mr. Mayor
"Before this, I was doing social media for the RNC."
Mr. Mayor
"I was the one who got them on Pinterest."
Mr. Mayor
"Before that, I worked to put myself through Georgetown"
Mr. Mayor
"while maintaining a 3.8 "virginity.""
Mr. Mayor
"Next. [soft indistinct chatter]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Ugh, this is taking forever. - Yeah, tell me about it."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm missing my first lunch with the I-Team."
Mr. Mayor
"They were gonna make a toast with a bottle of champagne"
Mr. Mayor
"that went up to space and back."
Mr. Mayor
"Why?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, that's it. Yeah. I'm gonna find a manager."
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, I know you're not going to cut the line."
Mr. Mayor
"Arpi, I'm the mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"My time needs to be used efficiently, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"So you're saying you're more important than this man?"
Mr. Mayor
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