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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Move Fast and Break Things (S02E02)

"We did it! A year ago,"
Mr. Mayor
"we said we were gonna tackle L. A's traffic problems."
Mr. Mayor
"And today we now have completed"
Mr. Mayor
"citywide, dedicated bus lanes."
Mr. Mayor
"What do we want? Bus lanes!"
Mr. Mayor
"When do we want them? We got 'em."
Mr. Mayor
"Now I could rest on my laurels,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I'm not a rest-on-my-laurels guy."
Mr. Mayor
"And I know that like this bus lane"
Mr. Mayor
"that currently ends in Burbank, we can go further."
Mr. Mayor
"California is the innovation capital of the world--"
Mr. Mayor
"the iPhone, Disneyland,"
Mr. Mayor
"the Ryan Murphy Cinematic Universe."
Mr. Mayor
"These are all homegrown ideas."
Mr. Mayor
"So I have hand-picked a new team"
Mr. Mayor
"of California's sharpest minds"
Mr. Mayor
"to form the Mayor's Office of Innovation."
Mr. Mayor
"[cheers and applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"Housing, jobs, health, tourism--"
Mr. Mayor
"let's get innovative, L. A."
Mr. Mayor
"[upbeat music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Get out of my dreams and onto that bus."
Mr. Mayor
"[tires screeching]"
Mr. Mayor
"Those passengers are gonna be on the beach"
Mr. Mayor
"in seven minutes."
Mr. Mayor
"That's too fast!"
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Have you sussed out these innovation consultants yet?"
Mr. Mayor
"Some of these guys have necks and chins."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, God. Is that how low my bar is?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yes, and none of them have any old tweets"
Mr. Mayor
"with the words [bleep], [bleep], or [bleep] in them,"
Mr. Mayor
"which is how low my bar is."
Mr. Mayor
"Finally, some Gen Z energy in this place."
Mr. Mayor
"For real."
Mr. Mayor
"You know how I had to beg Neil to stop setting up"
Mr. Mayor
"conference calls and use Slack."
Mr. Mayor
"He still calls it "Slacks.""
Mr. Mayor
"And he calls pants "trousers," and what are "dungarees"?"
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, after a certain age,"
Mr. Mayor
"the human brain just can't learn."
Mr. Mayor
"No offense, Arpi. - I just can't believe"
Mr. Mayor
"you're excited that these people are gonna come in"
Mr. Mayor
"and tell us how to innovate."
Mr. Mayor
"We innovate."
Mr. Mayor
"This was like bringing in a poop-throwing consultant"
Mr. Mayor
"to teach the chimps."
Mr. Mayor
"This expert comes in for a month"
Mr. Mayor
"and he's gonna be like,"
Mr. Mayor
""What if you threw some so it sticks to the glass?""
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, thanks. We never thought of that."
Mr. Mayor
"You know, I was recruited by some consulting firms"
Mr. Mayor
"out of law school, but I was like, no."
Mr. Mayor
"I want to be a part of American democracy...ending."
Mr. Mayor
"Ah, this guy is wearing an MIT sweatshirt"
Mr. Mayor
"with the arms cut off and he's pulling it off."
Mr. Mayor
"New best friends!"
Mr. Mayor
"- New boyfriend! - New best friends!"
Mr. Mayor
"[soft xylophone music] - Oh!"
Mr. Mayor
"Now this is a presentation."
Mr. Mayor
"Put these on."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"At Impactium Consulting,"
Mr. Mayor
"we believe in dreaming bigger, living larger..."
Mr. Mayor
"- What is that? - And soaring higher."
Mr. Mayor
"[grunting] No! Ah!"
Mr. Mayor
"He's got me in his beak!"
Mr. Mayor
"[yelping]"
Mr. Mayor
"Welcome, everyone. You can take your headsets off."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughing] Look at--"
Mr. Mayor
"oh, that's amazing!"
Mr. Mayor
"What are you doing, man? Get up off the floor."
Mr. Mayor
"- I didn't-- - Hi, I'm James."
Mr. Mayor
"And this is the I-Team."
Mr. Mayor
"And we're so excited to get started."
Mr. Mayor
"I hope you all enjoyed hang gliding over Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
"Now did any of you notice Ellen DeGeneres"
Mr. Mayor
"smiling at the top of Runyon?"
Mr. Mayor
"That was added digitally-- the smile, I mean."
Mr. Mayor
"My video was a velociraptor."
Mr. Mayor
"You must've pressed the wrong button."
Mr. Mayor
"James, James, what are we gonna start with?"
Mr. Mayor
"Driverless cars? Tacos that travel?"
Mr. Mayor
"Come on, let's disrupt."
Mr. Mayor
"Absolutely, Mr. Mayor,"
Mr. Mayor
"but we've learned that innovation starts from within."
Mr. Mayor
"So the first thing we'll do is just spend the day"
Mr. Mayor
"shadowing the staff, watching how you do things."
Mr. Mayor
"Right 'cause you've been here for an hour,"
Mr. Mayor
"so you'd know what we're doing wrong."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, you know, we really just want"
Mr. Mayor
"to get a feel for the place."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, man, would you mind just standing back over there?"
Mr. Mayor
"For example, I would love to know"
Mr. Mayor
"who's got you guys using Slack,"
Mr. Mayor
"'cause that application is garbage."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, we were all just laughing about it earlier."
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you. I hate Slacks."
Mr. Mayor
"Could we watch the video again,"
Mr. Mayor
"so I can see the nice one as a palate cleanser?"
Mr. Mayor
"Would that be the best use of your time?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yes."
Mr. Mayor
"- They're gonna evaluate us? - I warned you."
Mr. Mayor
"These guys are just greasy corporate vampires."
Mr. Mayor
"Which in a book would be sexy."
Mr. Mayor
"I for one will not be participating"
Mr. Mayor
"in this brain suckery."
Mr. Mayor
"And why wouldn't they let me stand with them?"
Mr. Mayor
"Who do they think they are? My college a cappella group?"
Mr. Mayor
"You folks ready to get started?"
Mr. Mayor
"Ms. Meskimen, this is Noah. He'll be shadowing you."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"Let's go, Jokeshow."
Mr. Mayor
"[upbeat music]"
Mr. Mayor
"My body's teeming with creative juices."
Mr. Mayor
"What are we gonna do today, James?"
Mr. Mayor
"We are gonna move fast and break things, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"Ha! I like that."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, that's catchy."
Mr. Mayor
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