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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...made someone jealous (S03E03)

"["Aubrey Plaza" by Nick Ward playing]"
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"♪ Until the day that I met you… ♪"
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"[McEnroe] This is Devi Vishwakumar,"
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"a 16-year-old girl from the San Fernando Valley…"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"…and now Paxton's ex-girlfriend."
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"Remember this?"
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"Look, I'm sorry."
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"[McEnroe] The moment where Devi blew it with her dream man for the second time."
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"Yeah, we all lost something that day."
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"As you can imagine, she did not take it well"
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"and plunged headfirst into all of the stages of breakup grief."
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"She raged."
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"-[wailing] -[McEnroe] She wallowed."
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"And after several long, pretty-hard-to-watch months,"
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"she finally accepted it."
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"Also, this little bit was supposed to show the passing of time,"
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"but there aren't any seasons in Southern California."
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"See, there are some little pumpkins on the porch."
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"Anyway, now she was back to being her normal nerdy, Indian virgin self"
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"and was finally at peace with her breakup,"
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"and could now smile at Paxton without bursting into tears."
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"Hi. -Well, that is until she heard the news."
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"Paxton has a new girlfriend."
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"[McEnroe] Yep. Hard to be at peace with that."
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"["Aubrey Plaza" continues playing]"
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"[school bell ringing]"
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"How you feeling?"
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"You want a hit off my inhaler?"
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"No. No. I'm fine."
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"I knew this day would come, and I feel very prepared for it."
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"-Who is it? -Phoebe Hayward."
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"[gasps] Handjob Hayward? Sherman Oaks' hugest skankosaurus."
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"Could he stoop any lower?"
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"I'm sorry. That wasn't very feminist of me."
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"I'm sure all the rumors about her were perpetuated by the patriarchy."
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"[McEnroe] It's interesting how women can't rage"
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"without thinking about it in the context of other people's oppression."
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"[chuckles] I'm really happy I'm a man."
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"You okay?"
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"Uh-- Yeah. I'm all right."
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"I know it sucks he moved on before you,"
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"but it's not like you're a loser or anything."
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"Look at Aneesa. She hasn't dated anyone since Ben."
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"She hasn't, right?"
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"You would know better than we would. You guys are like such good friends now."
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"Oh yeah, we're good friends now."
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"[phone dings]"
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"[Nirmala] Devi, please pick up some extra toilet paper on your way home tonight."
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"And not the cheap kind. My guests deserve the one that feels like a little quilt."
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"Great. While Paxton's banging the captain of the gymnastics team,"
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"I'll be making sure a bunch of elderly butts are clean."
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"-Huh? -Uh-- Nothing."
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"My grandma's just throwing a party for Navaratri tonight."
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"What's Navaratri?"
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"Oh, Navaratri is a nine-day Hindu festival that commemorates the great battle"
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"between the demon Mahishasura and goddess Durga. Right, Devi?"
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"Yeah. That's… That's basically it."
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"[McEnroe] She has no clue what Navaratri is."
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"Ugh! It's gonna be all old people."
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"I wish I wasn't so terrified of drugs, so I could be high for it."
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"[gasps] Oh, wait. Trent and Paxton are coming over."
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"And I'm like, "Grandma, stop trying to eat your toothbrush. It's not a hot dog.""
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"[McEnroe] Thanks to their best friends,"
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"Devi and Paxton were occasionally forced into awkward moments like this."
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"-Hi. -Hey."
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"Hey, babe. Hey, babe's friends."
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"So as you may have heard, today is my 18th birthday."
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"You announced it over the loudspeaker in the middle of the Pledge of Allegiance."
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"Good ear, Crazy Devi."
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"Anyway, I would like to give you, Paxton, my best friend,"
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"and you, Eleanor, my girlfriend, a chance to throw me a birthday party tonight."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Kind of late notice, but I guess we can do that."
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"Of course we can."
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"Oh my God, you guys, that's so generous of you."
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"We could do it at my place."
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"My folks will be in Morongo trying to gamble back the car they lost."
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"Cool. So, what are you thinking theme-wise?"
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"I would love to throw an Age of Innocence party with little masks."
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"I want this to be the most insane, puke-filled rager"
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"in the history of the school and everybody has gotta come."
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"Eleanor, bring your friend. Friend, bring your robot."
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"Paxton, bring your new girlfriend. And, Paxton, bring your old girlfriend."
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"Oh, uh, Trent, I actually can't come tonight."
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"It's a huge Hindu holiday. So gotta celebrate that."
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"Oh, that's a bummer to hear, but honestly, we're not really that close of friends."
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"So I'm not going to change the date, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"[Paxton] Hey."
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"Oh. Uh, hi."
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"So, listen, I know why you're not going to Trent's."
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"You've heard of Navaratri too?"
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"Damn. Was it in an episode of Indian Matchmaking?"
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"Devi, come on. I know you're not very religious."
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"You're not going to Trent's because of Phoebe, right?"
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"No, no, no, no. It's a real holiday."
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"It's about-- Hold on. Let me talk to Fabiola."
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"No, no. It's okay."
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"All I wanted to say is I know we haven't talked in a while,"
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"but I-I'm really sorry if this Phoebe thing hurts you."
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"Hurts me?"
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"No. I'm fine, brosef."
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"I'm also talking to people, loads of guys, so…"
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"Okay. I thought we could have an honest conversation here,"
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"but maybe it's too soon for that."
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"Uh-- I was being honest."
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"It's a real holiday, and I'm happy, and healthy, and Hindu."
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"You should've seen the look of pity on his face."
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"He, like, totally thought I was lying."
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"You were kinda lying about talking to loads of guys."
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"No, I wasn't. I talked to like ten guys today."
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"When you bitched out the percussion section for being off tempo?"
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"And what about it, Fabiola?"
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"Okay. Listen, you have to go to Trent's tonight."
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"Yeah. Otherwise, you're gonna seem so heartbroken and pathetic,"
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"maybe even borderline obsessed."
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"Which I'm not. I'm totally fine."
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"I know, which is why you have to go."
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"[sighs] Yeah. But how do I get out of Navaratri?"
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