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Clips from Weeds - To Moscow, and Quickly (S06E06)

"Sure. Peanuts, please."
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"- That'll be $20 even. - Rip-off."
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"Just pay the guy."
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"- Fuck. - What?"
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"It's not here."
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"- What's not here? - The money."
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"Shane, you said you put it in there."
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"It's gone."
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"Are you fucking kidding? I gave it to you."
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"Did you zip your bag shut?"
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"I think so."
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"Stop eating the popcorn!"
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"Guys, we got a line."
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"I'm really sorry, but..."
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"Look, little dude."
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"Pay for the popcorn."
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"Or I will blow this rape whistle. And then punch you."
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"Here."
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"Thank you for your patronage."
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"You owe me 20 bucks."
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"You owe Mom 400."
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"So, red, white, those are your danger colors."
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"Green, less so."
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"So good to hear right now. You have no idea."
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"That said, I'm looking at his chart and I'm concerned about his weight."
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"He was only 6 pounds, 2 ounces at birth, so..."
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"Yeah, but you wrote here"
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"It fluctuates. We've been traveling and seeing the country."
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"You know, I skydive myself. Once a year on my birthday. Yeah."
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"Good for you."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"So, you're not breastfeeding?"
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"Formula."
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"And what about his mood?"
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"Normal."
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"He's generally alert, responding to your face, smiling?"
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"He... He smiles. What do you mean?"
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"Well, we're gonna catch him up on his vaccines,"
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"and I'm gonna prescribe a high-caloric formula."
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"It's the same as regular formula, mix it with water."
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"And I recommend sticking to very regular hours"
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"when it comes to bedtime and feeding."
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"You know, it's essential for infants' regularity."
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"Keeping the same routine."
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"And the key is eliminating anything that can be stressful for the baby right now."
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"Loud noises or instability, or domestic issues."
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"Babies can sense these things."
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"And, of course, there's the larger lifestyle choices."
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"What's going on? What'd he say?"
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"Nothing. Stupid old man doctor."
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"It's you! It's you!"
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"It's you! It's you!"
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"Keep looking."
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"I can't find it. It's not in here."
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"We're gonna have to retrace our steps again."
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"There's nowhere else to look. We checked all the trash cans."
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"Somebody probably threw it away. It was in a plastic cup."
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"Which was not my idea."
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"Hey!"
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"Sorry."
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"Give me my beer."
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"Give me 5 bucks."
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"How about a panini?"
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"Find the cash, you get a beer."
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"Maybe it's under that dead bird."
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"How about you give me my beer,"
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"and I don't tell Mom you're applying to college?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We live in 8 square feet of space."
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"You're reading Huck Finn. We have no more secrets."
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"Don't touch my shit."
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"It's cool. Do what you want."
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"It's a contingency. In case Mom decides to drive us in circles for the rest of our lives."
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"Now, whatever. You're telling me you don't have a backup plan?"
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"No. The road is my school now."
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"This dumpster's my classroom."
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"I'm learning from this wasted panini."
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"Okay."
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"You follow your path, I'll follow mine."
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"Come on. We're never gonna find it."
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"And I need another beer."
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"Soviet beast we've been driving gets 4 miles to the gallon."
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"Mom's gonna kill me."
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"Well, then you better find her some gas."
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"National Center for Missing Persons. How can I help you?"
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"Hi."
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"I'm calling in response to one of your posts."
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"I think I... I saw someone, maybe."
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"Which case?"
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"Botwin, Nancy."
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"Long hair, brownish. I forget the other one's name."
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"It was... It was a baby."
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"Please hold."
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"Federal Bureau of Investigation."
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"God."
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"I think that was her."
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"This isn't working."
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"I can't raise Stevie in the back of an RV."
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"Yeah, I agree. I love the road. No place for a baby."
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"It's not like I can just settle down and play house somewhere,"
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"because, oops, I've got a fucking AMBER Alert out on me."
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"Right? Where did that come from?"
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"That said, I thought the picture was good."
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"I don't have any more options."
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"Everybody up my ass."
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"And now I got this fucking doctor"
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"telling me Stevie needs check-ups and shots."
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"And I just... I'm so done with this country."
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"We need to go far, far away."
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"Copenhagen."
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"Complete opposite of America."
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"Yeah. Copenhagen."
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"Capri. Capri sounds nice."
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"Okay. Look, I'm going to Copenhagen, with or without you."
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"So either you can hitch your wagon to the Andy and Femke train,"
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"or you can raise Stevie alone, on the run."
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"Is that some kind of ultimatum?"
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"Hear me out. Nordic people."
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"Very peaceful. Extremely low crime rate."
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"High quality of life."
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