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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Agreement (S03E03)

"I can't help it."
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"You're not a lousy father."
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"You're the best father in the whole world."
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"Well, Lord knows I try."
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"Believe me, your just being here has really helped me a lot."
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"Thank you, Jenny."
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"You've made me feel a lot better."
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"Daddy!"
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"Hmm?"
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"I thought you wanted to hear what happened."
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"Oh, of course."
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"That's what I came in here for."
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"Oh, my dear, what happened?"
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"Lionel. Lionel, he started acting super-macho, you know?"
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""I'm the man and you're the woman,"
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"so if I say you do it, you do it.""
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"Well, I told him I don't want that kind of marriage."
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"I don't blame you."
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"That doesn't sound like Lionel."
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"How did all this start?"
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"I told him I wouldn't sign a prenuptial agreement."
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"A prenuptial agreement?"
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"Yeah, that's that contract you sign..."
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"Oh, I know what it is, dear."
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"Where did he get that idea from?"
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"BOTH: His father!"
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"I might've known."
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"I might've known!"
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"George Jefferson would be at the bottom of this."
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"Well, this time he's gone too far!"
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"You hear me, Jenny? Too far!"
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"Okay, calm down. You're getting angry."
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"I am not angry."
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"When I get angry, my nostrils flare."
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"Do you see my nostrils flaring?"
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"Yeah, I can see clear up to your sinuses."
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"Then it's out of my control."
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"For three years I've taken all that man's insults."
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"All the stupid honky jokes!"
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"But no more!"
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"I've had it. You hear me? I've had it!"
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"But, Daddy, you said you were gonna be calm and rational."
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"I am calm and I am rational!"
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"Don't tell me I'm not rational, damn it!"
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"Oww!"
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"Oh-hoh! Ow!"
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"Helen! Helen! Ohh!"
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"Helen. What happened?"
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"I think my foot's broken."
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"Oh-hoh. How'd you do that?"
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"I didn't do it, George Jefferson did it."
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"[SIGHS HEAVILY]"
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"[SIGHS HEAVILY]"
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"Will you stop all that blowing? You're making waves in my soup."
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"I don't understand you, George."
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"Lionel and Jenny have broken up, and you just sit there."
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"What do you want me to do, stand up and eat my soup?"
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"If you keep talking smart,"
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"you're gonna take a swim in that soup."
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"What do you want from me, Weez?"
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"The wedding is off!"
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"Aren't you gonna do anything about it?"
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"Sure I am."
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"I'm gonna cancel my wedding suit and save me 300 bucks."
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"See you later."
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"Lionel, aren't you gonna eat something?"
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"I'm not hungry."
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"Uh, wait. Wait."
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"Uh, shouldn't we talk a little more?"
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"Ma, there's nothing more to talk about."
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"I mean, Jenny and I are through and that's it."
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"I still can't understand it, Lionel."
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"How could you break up a marriage"
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"over something you weren't gonna do in the first place,"
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"over a silly "maybe"?"
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"Ain't nothing silly about "maybe,""
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"because you never know"
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"when a "maybe" is gonna turn into a sure thing."
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"You are not making sense."
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"Oh, yes, I am."
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"Remember the day when you said, "Maybe I'm pregnant,""
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"and I said that was silly?"
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"Well, didn't that "maybe" turn into Lionel?"
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"Well, there's no "maybe" about him now."
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"He's acting just as crazy as his father."
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"Oh, now, look, Ma..."
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"I mean, you may as well face it,"
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"Jenny and I are through and that's it."
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"Couldn't you go up and tell Jenny you are sorry?"
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"After all... No! She broke it off!"
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"Now, why doesn't she come to me?"
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"After all, I've got my pride."
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"Pride, huh?"
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"You try sleeping with that for the rest of your life."
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"Don't be meddling, Weezy."
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"Lionel's a big boy now. Just let him live his own life."
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"Not until I talk some sense into him."
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"You've talked enough already!"
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"Now no more talking, and that's it."
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"That's it?"
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"Just like that?"
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"Just like that,"
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"because I am your husband and what I say goes."
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"Oh, really?"
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"GEORGE: You better believe it, woman!"
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"LOUISE: I told you never to call me "woman!""
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"GEORGE: Didn't you hear what I said?"
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"I said no more talking about it!"
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"[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]"
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"Lionel? He's gone."
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"What do you expect when you don't listen to me?"
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"You drove him out of the house."
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"Jenny."
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"Don't talk to me."
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"I have to talk to you."
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"Well, I don't have to listen."
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"Neither do I."
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"Look, Jenny, I just wanna say one thing."
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"I was wrong."
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