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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sex, Lies & Kickball (S09E09)

"Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil"
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"missed the boat, or should have."
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"Hey, Lionel, you don't have to eat"
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"that stuff they brought for you."
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"We... We won't tell. Ch... Pop a Cheeto. Be a kid."
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"But the guys went to the trouble"
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"of making Rosa make this for me."
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"I should finish it."
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"Hey, Lionel, heads up. Catch."
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"No, thank you."
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"Pepper and Ronaldo don't allow ball play in the house."
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"Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house."
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"This is a fun house. So..."
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"Yeah, that's what they call it."
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"Well, now I feel like throwing something,"
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"so, hey, Lionel, heads up. Catch."
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"Uh, I'm sorry."
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"I told Pepper I couldn't move my arms in this jacket,"
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"but he said, "Fit over function.""
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"- No, you know what? I-It's fine. - It's fine."
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"- Things break. - I'll pay for it."
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"No, you won't. We got it for free"
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"when we opened a credit card at the gas station."
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"I insist. I have traveler's checks in my bag."
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"No, Lionel, it's f... okay."
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"No, you know what, this is upsetting me."
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"He dresses the way they tell him to dress."
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"He eats what they tell him to eat."
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"I know. They control his every move,"
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"and he clearly feels pressured to go along with it."
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"That's probably why he keeps telling me"
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"how lucky I am to live here."
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"He said that? Wh... Why didn't you tell us?"
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"You guys don't leave a lot of space to jump into your conversat..."
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"You know what this is, Cam?"
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"He's obviously jealous of Lily"
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"because we allow her to be a kid and have fun."
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"Imagine how jealous he'll be"
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"when he finds out about my horseback-riding lessons."
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"- Let it go. - We're not doing that."
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"You know what I'm in the mood for?"
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"And I know it sounds crazy, but waffles."
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"What the hell?"
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"You're right."
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"You keep me from flying too high."
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""Happy early birthday, Mom."
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""Love, Alex and Ben." Oh, my God."
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"I know. Your birthday isn't for six months."
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"No, Phil!"
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"Oh."
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"Ew. Mm."
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"Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?"
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"Alex and Ben."
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"Oh, I think I heard them making it last night."
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"She kept saying he was doing it wrong,"
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"but it looks good to me."
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"I mean, I don't know anything about art,"
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"but... I know what I like."
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"Oh."
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"I make one comment about Ben's mommy,"
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"and Alex does this."
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"It's aggressive."
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"I remember when she made a turkey with her handprint."
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"out of me, isn't she?"
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"But you're not gonna take the bait, right?"
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"- You're bigger than that. - I don't know, Phil."
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"This is... This is very disrespectful."
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"I think she needs to be taken down a peg."
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"So then, you'll just sit her down and talk to her, right?"
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"I could do that,"
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"maybe over dinner with her and Ben..."
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"There you go. I'm proud of you."
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"a dinner no one will soon forget."
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"Fine."
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"But know that I'm having a waffle."
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"This is what you're doing to our family!"
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"Stop."
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"You know the rules. Helmet."
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"Off with you."
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"Shorty, you're kidding."
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"I never joke when it comes to fruit."
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"That miracle in your hand is a half plum, half apricot."
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"There was a time they could only accomplish that in juice."
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"- Oh. - Jay."
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"Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time."
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"Hey, no worries."
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"Who among us hasn't blown off his best friend"
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"he hasn't seen in four years to go fruit shopping?"
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"Sounds like somebody could use a Pomegrapefruit Blast."
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"Blast means "yogurt.""
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"You've been spending too much time in the jungle."
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"What you need is a little civilization."
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"Let's go bowling."
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"Well, I would love to, but, uh..."
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"I kind of want to take a nap before we got to the theater."
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"Um, you're taking Shorty to the theater?"
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"Ah, yes."
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"I got the tickets for me and Manny,"
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"but he can't go and Shorty loves "Wicked.""
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"He thinks he's a Galinda and his brother an Elphaba."
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"You know what you're doing, don't you?"
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"You're turning Shorty into Manny."
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"Stop hogging my best friend!"
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"Okay, if you're so upset, then you can take him."
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"But stop saying "best friend.""
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"You're too old to be using that word."
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"Hannah from Montana has a best friend."
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"You don't."
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"At least my best friend isn't my son."
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"I'm your best friend, Mom?"
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"Yes, Papi."
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"You are the son that he's talking about."
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"Look, if he said Lily's lucky to be here,"
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"then he's clearly unhappy at Pepper and Ronaldo's."
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"I mean, w-what kid wouldn't be?"
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"I mean, that house is so sterile."
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"Do you remember when Pepper got mad at me"
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"and he laid down plastic"
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"before throwing a drink in my face?"
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"So then, we have to say something."
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