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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sex, Lies & Kickball (S09E09)

"I mean, we're their friends."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're experienced parents."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's... There's still time for them to change."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, it's not our place."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's just, you know, stay out of it."
Modern Family (2009)
"They keep their door unlocked?"
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"That's the upside of not having anything worth stealing."
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"You're terrible parents."
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"Okay, so, I guess we are saying something."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right."
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"Time for some tough love, boys."
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"Oh, goodness, we feared you two"
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"might be into that sort of thing,"
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"but we're gonna have to pass."
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"Oh, you can't possibly think that's what he meant."
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"No, I'm deflecting!"
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"I feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty,"
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"and I'm wildly uncomfortable."
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"Okay, well, here goes."
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"We think it's great that you adopted Lionel, but..."
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"Okay, a little early for that reaction."
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"I haven't even gotten to say,"
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""Stop imposing your fancy ways on that poor child.""
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"And hit it."
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"Look, we have been at this parenting thing"
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"for a while now, and..."
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"Yeah, and Lily is such a delight!"
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"Sorry, I'm gonna be lashing out for a bit."
Modern Family (2009)
"Anyway, um, part of parenting"
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"is exposing your children to things that you value."
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"You know, art and culture and good food..."
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"That's exactly what we're doing."
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"But it's also about letting them figure out who they are,"
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"doing things that they want to do"
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"even though you don't like 'em."
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"Yeah, he's a kid."
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"He doesn't want opera at bedtime and caviar on his eggs."
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"He... He wants to play ball and eat Cheetos."
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"Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,"
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"but I hoped he was just worried about his weight."
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"- You know what, let's get outside. - Yes."
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"Let's go do something fun and show Lionel"
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"that it... that it's okay to be a kid with you guys."
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"- What do you say? - Yeah."
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"- Get in there. - It's fine."
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"Okay."
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"And from what fromagerie..."
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"- You're from Lubbock, Texas. - You son of a bitch!"
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"Oh, I can't believe no one told me"
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"kickball is performed on grass."
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"I can barely stand Shakespeare in a park."
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"This is not great for your people."
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"Okay, Lionel, bring me home."
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"You got this."
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"Yes, I do, sir."
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"All right."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Oh, my God, what is happening? - Hit him!"
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"- Pepper, hit him! - Oh!"
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"Hit Cam!"
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"Oh, my...!"
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"You can't possibly think that's what he meant."
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"Oh! Give me that."
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"Okay."
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"I was skeptical at first"
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"because orange is so over right now,"
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"but I love it."
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"You like it, too, Pepper?"
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"Mm, wonderful."
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"I haven't seen this much artificial color"
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"since Ted Turner got his hands on "Casablanca.""
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"Your grandparents grew up in a trailer."
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"I hate you."
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"All right, who's up next?"
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"- Pepper! - Pepper!"
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"Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?"
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"You can do it, Peppercito!"
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"Remember, it's just like dancing."
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"Dancing."
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"And five, six, seven, eight, kick!"
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"Oh! Pepper!"
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"Ohh! Oh, I'm hurt!"
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"I'm really hurt!"
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"Oh, if you two had any money, I'd sue you."
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"Mi amor, it's okay."
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"It's not okay."
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"I'm out in the wild, schvitzing like a line cook."
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"It's one humiliation after the next!"
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"Lionel, sweetheart, I want to be the father you need,"
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"but this is not me."
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"I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet..."
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"God, do I hate sherbet!"
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"There's ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between."
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"Just so you know, I don't care about kickball"
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"or Popsicles or any of that stuff."
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"I like how we live."
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"You do?"
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"Lionel, don't feel pressured to say that if you don't mean it."
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"I mean it."
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"Backgammon in the study, cheese from France,"
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"not a cheetah in sunglasses."
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"Lionel, you're melting my heart."
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"Mine, too, you perfect boy."
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"What made you think I didn't like our life?"
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"Well, now, see..."
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"They were forcing you to, and it just seemed to us..."
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"It seemed to us..."
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"You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us."
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"Remember?"
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"I was trying to make her feel better."
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"I got so much, and she got..."
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"They give her haircuts at home."
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"Okay, I took a class."
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"They wouldn't even let her take horseback-riding lessons."
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"- Because it's dangerous. - Because it's dangerous."
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"Or is it because"
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"you have to drive me across town at 7:00 A.M.?"
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"I thought good parents"
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"were supposed to do things their kids want to do?"
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"Okay, well, it's not not dangerous,"
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