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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sex, Lies & Kickball (S09E09)

"aren't you?"
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"- Come on! - No."
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"You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids"
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"that burns out at 13"
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"and wears combat boots to the beach."
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"I'm the least-busy Asian kid in my school."
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"Great. Take the other end of this sheet"
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"and help me make up the bed for Lionel."
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"Lionel's staying here tonight?"
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"Pepper and Ronaldo are dropping him off."
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"Last year, Pepper and Ronaldo told us"
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"that they wanted to become parents"
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"and were on a quest to acquire Rihanna's eggs."
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"And we said, "Or, you rich queens","
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"you could provide a home for a child that needs one.""
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"So they adopted,"
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"and we are a little nervous about how it's going"
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"because, um, when they first introduced us to Lionel,"
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"we could tell that it wasn't a great fit."
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"Hi, Lionel, it's nice meeting you."
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"Hey. Cool shirt."
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"It's a basketball costume."
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"Jersey."
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"Jersey. Right."
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"Like "Jersey Boys.""
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"Okay, somebody fix me a drink."
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"We just got cheeseburgers out of a window"
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"and ate in our car."
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"Do we have to disclose that when we sell it?"
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"It seemed like a bit of a rocky start,"
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"but Pepper said it's going well."
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"Parenting does change you."
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"You know, before Lily, I could be so dramatic."
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"- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Okay, your hand almost went in my mouth."
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"Come in, come in."
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"Ohh! I like this!"
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"It's a lot better than what was here before."
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"Uh, our kitchen was there before."
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"Am I being unclear?"
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"Okay, well, Lionel, don't you look sharp?"
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"It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?"
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"Ohh, you wonderful child."
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"You won't need those flashcards much longer."
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"Here, for Lionel's stay..."
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"some snacks, toiletries,"
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"a design magazine you two could also flip through."
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"Okay, so, Lionel, uh,"
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"we have you set up here in the den."
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"That's where the TV is,"
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"and Cam tells me that we have a sports package."
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"That's okay."
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"I should practice my cursive."
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"Pepper says penmanship is a lost art."
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"Yes. As are thank-you notes,"
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"which is why we can only assume"
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"you enjoyed our anniversary gift."
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"Anyway, we have to get to the airport."
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"How do we say goodbye, Lionel?"
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"Au revoir."
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"Come walk us to the door."
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"What have they done to him?"
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"Turned him into a little black Pepper."
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"It's so infuriating."
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"She treats you like you're not even a man."
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"Doesn't that bother you?"
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"You know, if you please everyone,"
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"you're not making enough progress."
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"Cheryl Sandberg."
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"Hey, is this garbage?"
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"I don't know."
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"What's in it?"
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"Uh, "Passion Painting Erotic Art Kit"?"
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"What is that?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God."
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"Ew!"
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"Gross! Ugh! Uh."
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"You know what?"
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"If she wants to belittle you like you're some child,"
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"we are going to use this"
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"to show her what kind of man you are."
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"I don't want to get paint on my T-shirt and socks."
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"Well, maybe you'll just have to take them off for this one."
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"Morning! How's my guy?"
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"Awful. I had a zillion nightmares."
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"I was talking to Shorty, but gee, that's rough."
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"Hey, let's have breakfast at my club today."
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"We do a thing on Friday called "Yesterday's Potatoes.""
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"They take last night's French fries"
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"and make 'em into today's home fries,"
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"and last night's fries were fantastic."
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"Sounds delicious, but, uh, Gloria already cooked."
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"Two poached eggs, chorizo,"
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"and a croissant with blackberry jam."
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"- Yes! - Manny's favorite."
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"Geez, why don't you just call him?"
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"I made it out of habit."
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"But thankfully, Shorty loved it."
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"Didn't you, Papi?"
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"Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas..."
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"What pajamas?"
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"and then come sit while I... Those aren't pajamas?"
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"No. Actually, Gloria and I are gonna go to the farmer's market"
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"- after we drop Joe off at school. - Why?"
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"It's kind of work-related."
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"Your friend has a very successful juice business"
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"in Costa Rica."
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"They call me the Fruit King."
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"They must have seen the outfit. I'll tell you what."
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"I got a little thing this morning at the office."
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"Why don't we meet back here at 1:00"
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"for a little best-friend catch-up? Deal?"
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"Deal. Sounds good."
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"You know what doesn't sound good?"
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"One grown man calling another grown man his best friend."
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"She doesn't get us. See you, buddy."
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"What is that?"
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"Crostini with edamame puree."
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