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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Sex, Lies & Kickball (S09E09)

"I wonder what Manny's doing right now."
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"Why don't you call him?"
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"You call him. I don't care what he's doing."
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"I'm trying not to bug him."
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"He said that he needed some time to adjust to college,"
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"so I'm giving him..."
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"Stop the car!"
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"Why would you do that?!"
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"I think that's Shorty."
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"Shorty and I have been best friends"
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"for as long as I can remember."
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"He and his wife, Darlene, moved to Costa Rica"
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"a few years back for, uh... I don't know why."
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"Ruin his life eating beans, fighting malaria,"
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"drinking water people bathe in?"
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"This."
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"This is when you sound racist!"
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"You come to town and you don't tell me?"
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"I ought to punch you in the neck,"
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"you son of a bitch."
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"Jay!"
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"I want to kick you in the knee,"
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"you stupid idiot!"
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"That might not be your thing."
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"You're a terrible best friend."
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"Don't yell at me. I'm only here a couple of days."
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"It was last-minute. I was gonna call."
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"This Joe?"
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"You're huge."
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"Eh, I can be bigger."
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"What are you doing? Where are you staying?"
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"I'm checking in at the hotel over there."
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"No hotels."
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"You're as bad with money as you are with pants."
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"What's going on down there, anyway?"
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"These?"
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"Palazzos."
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"Never felt so comfortable."
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"Everything goes where it wants to go."
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"Shorty, why don't you come and stay with us?"
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"You will even get your own room"
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"'cause Manny's off to college."
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"College?! How's he doing?"
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"I wish I knew. He needed some space."
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"In the meantime,"
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"she sends him a care package the size of a Fiat,"
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"which included a pack of my favorite sausage."
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"I did not put the sausage..."
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"Well, where did it go, then?! I know what I ate!"
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"There's too many things upsetting me right now."
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"Go get your stuff."
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"Meet us back at the house. It's done."
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"- You got it! - Yes!"
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"It's gonna be so nice since Manny's gone"
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"to have somebody fun again in the house."
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"Are you ready for this, big boy?"
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"Oh, I'm ready."
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"And it's gonna get pretty messy."
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"Mm!"
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"So, do you want to be blue or gold?"
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"I'll be blue."
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"'Cause I'm cool..."
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"Aah! That tickles!"
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"Claire recently went to a bachelorette party"
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"where they gave everyone a passion painting kit."
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"The idea is that you and your partner"
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"cover one another in paint..."
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"get down on the canvas."
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"And then get down on the canvas."
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"Stop squirming, Phil."
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"I'm never gonna get this paint on you."
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"Okay, I'll do you."
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"You're gonna be so gold, you'll like an Oscar."
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"- So many people to thank. - Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, crap, it's Alex."
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"Just ignore it."
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"I can't. What if something's wrong?"
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"Hi, honey. Everything okay?"
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"Yeah, I'm just, uh, letting you know"
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"I'm sleeping at home tonight."
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"Uh, h-how far away are you?"
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"About 20 minutes."
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"Oh, that leaves 10 minutes for cleanup."
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"Also, is it okay if, um, Ben stays over tonight?"
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"Sure."
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"I guess if his mommy says it's okay."
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"Mom, you don't have to take a shot at Ben"
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"every time he comes up."
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"Yeah, right, like I wouldn't ask my mom."
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"I'm really supposed to ignore that?"
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"Listen, he is my boyfriend,"
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"- and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down."
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"- It was just a joke. - Well, it's not funny!"
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"When you attack Ben, you attack me."
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"Yeah, yeah, I got it."
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"Ugh!"
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"Now, where were we?"
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"Honey, I kind of think maybe the moment has passed."
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"Ohh, it's my dad. What now?"
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"Just ignore it."
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"I can't. What if something's wrong?"
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"- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad."
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"Shorty's in town!"
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"I need that set of golf clubs I gave to Phil."
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"That bonehead's certainly not putting them to any good use."
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"Why, Dad? Why do you always have to attack him?"
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"Oh, calm down. It was just a joke."
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"I'll pick them up in the morning."
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"He pisses me off so much!"
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"Come on! Let's do this!"
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"This doesn't feel like it's about me."
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"I'm gonna hop in the shower."
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"What?"
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"What's been going on with you lately?"
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"You look so handsome."
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"Oh, well, thank you, sweetie."
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"You know what,"
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"I added a serum step to my skin-care regimen."
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"W-Wait a minute."
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"You're just angling for horseback-riding lessons,"
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